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Restaurants and Pubs


EATERIES

The Broop ‘n Miaow
The Cat’s Pub of Choice

The Compost Heap
All You Can Eat…at the Compost Heap
The Park’s Best Buffet
Open 24/7

The Battering Ram Café
Ewe too will live our menu!

Clowder
Good for for the whole family

Klo
Fine dining in The Park
By reservation only

Coda
Come in for a full meal or indulge in our specialty: desserts

The Feeding Station
Fine dining by Chef Mikko Tiikeri. Reservations recommended

PurrBoy Logo (2)The PurrBoy Café
at The Park Museum
Lunch and Dinner served daily
Take-away available for those on the go

PUBS

The Broop ‘n Miaow
The Cat’s Pub of Choice

The Tabby ClubThe Tabby Club
you’ve earned your stripes

 

The Squeakeasy
Every Tuesday is Poetry Night

The Pound Gastropub

 

WebThe Draft
The Beasts of Burden bring their signature style to this cozy pub

 


Cackling Goose TavernThe Cackling Goose Tavern

 

 

 

GROCERS AND CATERERS

Ants in Your Pantry, Purveyors of Fine Food
Fresh food importers and caterers

Provisions by Petrounel
Posthaste Provisions for the Posthibernation Set

Herb’s Dried Herbs and Spices
Available in bulk as well as in small sizes
Try our new refill service: bring in your container and we will fill it again at a 5% discount

Florette’s Fine Edibles
Ready to serve edible blossoms and other delights from the garden

Simon’s Sniffables

The Nut Bar

Glass shape made of nuts with straw

 

 

 

 

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