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| DR. BOURRU | GENERAL PRACTICE | 372-68778 |
| DR. S.M.S. KROCK | EARS, SNOUTS, AND GULLETS | 767-57625 |
| DR. GABRIELLE ILLAWARRA | GASTROENTEROLOGY AND PARASITOLOGY | 455-29272 |
| DR. BERTHILIDIS STRIX | PSYCHOANALYSIS | 695-78749 |
| DR. ELINORE E. OWL | PSYCHOANALYSIS | 354-66736 |
| DR. GUDRUN L. GIBBON | PSYCHOTHERAPY | 454-42266 |
| DR. BREGITTA OREAMNOS | TRICHOLOGY | 673-26667 |
| DR. VERA PEREGRINA | WINGS | 737-34756 |
| DR. DANIKA L. PORCUPINE | FEATHERS, QUILLS, SPIKES, AND SPINES | 326-45257 |
| HERMIONE L. HIPPO | NURSE PRACTITIONER | 437-64663 |
| DR. MATTHIAS GIRAFFE | TAILS AND SPINAL COLUMN EXTENSIONS | 644-72333 |
| DR. LUULE AEDNIK | EXPERIMENTAL PSYCHOLOGY | 565-12576 |
| DR. NUO DINGAS | TOXICOLOGY | |
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| DR. AURORA RANA | AMPHIBIAN MEDICINE | 377-46662 |
| DR. SIMON CROW | AVIAN MEDICINE | 746-66276 |
| DR. ACHILLES SALTAMONTES | INSECT MEDICINE | 725-82666 |
| DR. JAGGER ZEBU | MAMMALIAN MEDICINE | 362-59328 |
| DR. ARNOLD M. SEAL | MARINE MEDICINE | 372-67325 |
| DR. SYDNEY F. STURGEON | MARINE MEDICINE | 788-74366 |
| DR. ENOCH CUTTLEFISH | MOLLUSK MEDICINE | 332-88853 |
| DR. ELBY C. TURTLE | REPTILIAN MEDICINE | 328-87853 |
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| DR. MARÍA BEATRIZ ORIX | NUTRITION AND DIGESTIVE DISORDERS | 328-92995 |
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| DR. GEORGETTE CAPRA | DENTIST | 436-73883 |
| DR. ULYSSES UCA | DENTIST | 855-97737 |
| CRYSTAL CRAYFISH, DHDip | DENTAL HYGIENIST | 272-93474 |
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