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NAME MEDICAL SPECIALTY TELEPHONE
DR. BOURRU GENERAL PRACTICE 372-68778
DR. S.M.S. KROCK EARS, SNOUTS, AND GULLETS 767-57625
DR. GABRIELLE ILLAWARRA GASTROENTEROLOGY AND PARASITOLOGY 455-29272
DR. BERTHILIDIS STRIX PSYCHOANALYSIS 695-78749
DR. ELINORE E. OWL PSYCHOANALYSIS 354-66736
DR. GUDRUN L. GIBBON PSYCHOTHERAPY 454-42266
DR. BREGITTA OREAMNOS TRICHOLOGY 673-26667
DR. VERA PEREGRINA WINGS 737-34756
DR. DANIKA L. PORCUPINE FEATHERS, QUILLS, SPIKES, AND SPINES 326-45257
HERMIONE L. HIPPO NURSE PRACTITIONER 437-64663
DR. MATTHIAS GIRAFFE TAILS AND SPINAL COLUMN EXTENSIONS 644-72333
DR. LUULE AEDNIK EXPERIMENTAL PSYCHOLOGY 565-12576
DR. NUO DINGAS TOXICOLOGY
SPECIES-SPECIFIC SPECIALTIES
DR. AURORA RANA AMPHIBIAN MEDICINE 377-46662
DR. SIMON CROW AVIAN MEDICINE 746-66276
DR. ACHILLES SALTAMONTES INSECT MEDICINE 725-82666
DR. JAGGER ZEBU MAMMALIAN MEDICINE 362-59328
DR. ARNOLD M. SEAL MARINE MEDICINE 372-67325
DR. SYDNEY F. STURGEON MARINE MEDICINE 788-74366
DR. ENOCH CUTTLEFISH MOLLUSK MEDICINE 332-88853
DR. ELBY C. TURTLE REPTILIAN MEDICINE 328-87853
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DR. MARÍA BEATRIZ ORIX NUTRITION AND DIGESTIVE DISORDERS 328-92995
DENTAL SERVICES
DR. GEORGETTE CAPRA DENTIST 436-73883
DR. ULYSSES UCA DENTIST 855-97737
CRYSTAL CRAYFISH, DHDip DENTAL HYGIENIST 272-93474

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