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Mark your calendars for these important January 2023 events

December 30, 2022 By TMD Reporters

January is one of The Park's busiest months. To make sure you don't miss anything, mark these dates on your calendar: January 1-15: Eat, Drink, and Be Merry, For Tomorrow You May Have to Govern Because we use the sortition method to select our Archons every January, we are all aware that this duty may fall to us. So, in the days leading up to the selection and announcement, spend time with your friends and family, and enjoy yourself. You may not … [Read all...]

What’s up in May is bound to be merry!

April 30, 2022 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

Spring is busting out all over, so there’s plenty to look forward to in The Park in May. Put these events on your calendar: May 1-31: Park Media's Month Without Metaphor If you care about language and the way media use it, follow Month Without Metaphor. Now in its eighth year and under the direction of The Serangga Star Adviser's Priscilla Weevil, the month-long check on media has expanded to include spotlighting our own use—and … [Read all...]

Look what’s coming up in April!

April 12, 2022 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

April will shower you with special events, so mark these dates on your calendar! April 8-10: The Broop 'n Miaow's annual "Broopee Days" Are you a Broopee? We're all Broopees during the Broop 'n Miaow's annual Broopee Days! Try the super-specials in April and don't forget to enter the instant win contests! April 14: Footpad Heaven Clearance Sale Don't be a slave to style! Even though it may be last year's stock, Footpad … [Read all...]

Look what’s coming up in March!

March 1, 2022 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

There’s always a lot going on in The Park come Springtime and the action starts in March. Mark these Park events on your calendar so you don’t miss a thing! March 1-31: The Park Museum celebrates its seventh birthday Come and celebrate the seventh anniversary of the opening of The Park Museum! Stop by for treats or spend the whole day at the museum. There’s plenty to see and do and eat and drink and it’s all free of charge. Can’t … [Read all...]

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Mark your calendars for these very important February 2022 Park events

February 9, 2022 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

IF you thought January was a busy month, you'll have to fasten your seatbelt for February! It's a busy and emotional time in The Park and even though we can't be together, let's try to enjoy it … [Read All About It Here...]

Mark your calendars for these important January 2022 events

December 27, 2021 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

January is one of The Park's busiest months. To make sure you don't miss anything, mark these dates on your calendar: January 1-15: Eat, Drink, and Be Merry, For Tomorrow You May Have to … [Read All About It Here...]

Winter Solstice 2021: A warm welcome to Winter and a celebration of life in The Park

December 20, 2021 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

The biggest bash of the year is about to begin. The 2021 Celebration of the Winter Solstice kicks off at exactly 10:49 tomorrow, December 21, and will continue on, officially, until 3:00 in the … [Read All About It Here...]

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