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OTD in 2014—”Mongoose Summers” threaten Park life: coalition

July 14, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

A series of "Mongoose Summers" is threatening our way of life in The Park, say the members of a coalition that has formed to fight for better weather. The coalition, which is made up of the members of the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF), the Weather Makers, Producers and Sellers Alliance of The Park (WMPSAP), and the Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS), says that Park weather finally … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2011—Expense Projections show high cost of Park security

July 13, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The release of The Park's Expense Projections for the coming year has put into sharp focus the high cost of securing the safety of Animals in The Park. The budgetary figures, which were released this morning by The Park's Finance Office, offer a window into the challenges faced by administrators when it comes to guarding the lives and property of Park residents. "We can't bury our heads in the sand," said Park Finance Officer, Milton Struts, … [Read all...]

OTD in 2017—Feral Roots Festival cuisine: Crushed Nuts Two Ways Recipe

July 12, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Click on the image to see the recipe for Crushed Nuts Two Ways: The Savoury Edition … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—”Weightless Whiskers” boost Park’s Q2 retail sales

July 11, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

"Weightless Whiskers," the newest product developed by Park-based accessory manufacturer I.E. Baffolungo, S.A., has boosted sales in The Park's retail sector over the last quarter. According to figures reported by the Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS), the product is responsible for a 100% increase in sales during the second quarter of the year. "We've seen a phenomenal rise [in retail sales] over the first quarter," says Wellington … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2016—Is “long haul” government the way of the future? New political group says yes

July 10, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Are longer terms for The Park's thirty-five Archons the solution to our current governmental stagnation? A newly-formed political group thinks so. The organization, which calls itself, "Park … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—ZEAL to perform at Stereotype Sunday

July 9, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Popular Park singer ZEAL will perform at tomorrow's Stereotype Sunday, it was announced today. In a press release issued this afternoon, ZEAL's manager, Lukas Numbat, confirmed the … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Literacy rates lowest in Park’s feral communities: study

July 8, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Literacy rates are lowest among members of The Park's feral communities, according to a study conducted last year at the University of West Terrier. The study, which was commissioned by the 2015 … [Read All About It Here...]

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