The Mammalian Daily

Original Publication Date: 18 April 2013 An undercover investigation by reporters working for The Mammalian Daily has exposed an ugly truth about The Park's upcoming "job fair." According to a report filed by the TMD undercover team, the 2012 Archons signed off on a plan to allow a group of Humans to take over The Park one weekend this Spring for the purpose of recruiting Animals to fill jobs outside The Park. The job fair, which was … [Read all...]

Original Publication Date: 9 April 2013 With the annual Park Mating Dance less than a month away, it seems that those planning to attend aren’t the only ones who are experiencing a heightened level of anxiety. So says Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the 2013 Archons, who confirmed at a media Q&A this morning that The Park's 35 leaders are currently sequestered in the Burrow Theatre mulling over the newest set of proposed changes … [Read all...]

Original Publication Date: 29 June 2014 Review: "It Could Happen to You" at the Park Museum June 1-30, 2014 Balls, biscuits, bones. Bowls, boxes, beds. Collars, cages, leashes, toys. The list goes on. And they are all on display until midnight tomorrow at The Park Museum's month-long exhibit marking Enforced Domestication Awareness Month. Entitled, "It Could Happen to You," the exhibit is the first of its kind in The Park and the first … [Read all...]

Original Publication Date: 23 April 2015 At a press conference held this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) took to the podium to confirm reports of an early morning raid on a Sneak-a-Snuggle that recently opened outside The Park. Flanked by Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) and C. Astrid H. Ant, Head of The Park’s Ant Security and … [Read all...]