Yannis Tavros has scored a major media coup by booking an exclusive, pre-publication interview with the author of a new biography of The Park's first leader. Yoshita Tigru will join Tavros on his Toro Talk Radio show on Friday, February 10, to discuss her book, George Livingstone Barnaby Cuthbert: The Tabby King. Four days later, The Park will celebrate the anniversary of Jor's birth. In the new biography, which is bound to spark controversy … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Design of 2017 prognostication pad sparks criticism, spawns new memes
The design of the 2017 prognostication pad hasn't just sparked intense criticism from attendees and design experts; it's also spawned several new Park memes. The confusing design, coupled with the grave illness suffered by 2017 POPS Ditmar Bismarmot, has spawned a set of memes that appear to blame the pad and its designer, the architectural firm Fleck + Stone, for Bosmarmot's illness. The Park Official Prognosticator of Spring was found to be … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—Directors’ Guild ousted me as prez due to my politics: Douglas Cheetah
Renowned director Douglas Cheetah claims he was ousted as president of the Park Directors' Guild (PDG) because of his vocal criticism of The Park's political system and especially because of his opposition to the continuation of sortition as a method of selecting The Park's governing body. "My politics offended them [the PDG) and for that I am not sorry. But the issue is that political beliefs have nothing to do with my ability to serve … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—Groundhog Day recap: great weather, massive turnout, POPS sees shadow
It was a great celebration. We made history, and then some. Here are a few tidbits to recap the day: - First things first: Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) saw her shadow and predicted six more weeks of Winter - According to the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, who described the turnout as "massive," this year's official Groundhog Day event was the best attended in Park history. A record number of Animals, … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2009—UWT to enact hiring freeze
The University of West Terrier will enact a hiring freeze, effective 01 Myrodia. The hiring freeze will apply to all faculty and staff appointments for the years 27 and 28 AZ, the Governors of the … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2017—HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!
For our full coverage, click on the image below or go directly to Park Groundhog Day. … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2015—Yannis Tavros to host fourth annual “Pundits’ Parlour” on Tuesday
For the fourth year in a row, Yannis Tavros will host his “Pundits’ Parlour” on Tuesday, February 3. Toro Talk Radio programming director Manfred Stier confirmed today that The Park’s best known … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood

The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood