The Park's retail and construction services sectors are set to show strong gains in the fourth quarter, according to Xavier Dingo, chief financial analyst at A. Corn and Partners. "It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good," he says. "And for these sectors, the extension of the pre-hibernation period was truly a gift." That extension, which was itself a result of the POPS election debacle, enabled Animals who otherwise would have been in … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Noreen to oust Yannis Tavros for one-off “Soppy Season Q&A” on Toro Talk Radio
BREAKING NEWS Noreen will be taking over Yannis Tavros's radio show next Tuesday. In a press release issued today, Toro Talk Radio, the station that hosts Tavros's daily call-in show, announced that it has booked Noreen for his time slot on December 15. "We are pleased that Noreen has accepted our invitation to appear on air and answer your most pressing questions about the 'soppy season,' " the press release said. According to the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Raimundo Zorro’s name struck from list of those eligible to be Archon: rumour
Raimundo Zorro's name has been struck from the list of Park citizens who are eligible to become 2017 Archons, according to the gossip website, headsNtales. In a post dated this morning, the site's co-founder Hortencia Guacamayo, claims that a member of the Department of Political Administration (DPA), the governing body that compiles the list, confirmed the removal in mid-November of Zorro's name. Guacamayo writes that she was told he was not … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Director Douglas Cheetah to head fundraising at Extinction Anxiety Clinic
Renowned film director Douglas Cheetah will join The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic in January as its head of fundraising, it was announced today. Cheetah and EAC head Dr. Berthilidis Strix made the announcement at a press conference this morning. "The need for fundraising underscores the seriousness of the situation," Strix said, as Cheetah fielded questions from reporters about the dire situation faced by his own species. In an … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Police impose curfew, ban on travel amid protests and disappearances
DEVELOPING STORY After an overnight series of consultations with the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety, Park Police announced today that they have imposed a curfew on Park residents … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 0215—DWBS, UWT, Extinction Anxiety Clinic team up to fight Non-Hibernators’ Guilt
BREAKING NEWS The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), the University of West Terrier School of Medicine, and The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic are teaming up to add might to the fight … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Endangered species band announces dates, venues for “The Farewell Tour”
Last Stand, the newly-formed band whose members all hail from endangered species, has announced the dates and venues of its "Farewell Tour." In a press release issued today, the band's founder and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
