DETAILS Director George Angus Doo Actors Eamon Colm Gerlinde Taube Natalia Paloma Agostinho Pombo Cynthia Offam (Human) Derek Columbo (Human) Winston Blackman (Human) Screenings October 1, 8:00 pm, Park Cinema October 4, 5:00 pm, Park Cinema Runtime 85 minutes THREE minutes into George Angus Doo's latest film, Shoot the Messenger, the screen goes dark. In the silence, the viewer is left to ponder what has just … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Hibernators see red over Tavros tweets
The Park's hibernators are seeing red after Yannis Tavros took to Twitter yesterday to denigrate hibernators and estivators. Once again, the Toro Talk Radio host expressed his view that hibernators and estivators are not as intelligent as other Animals: The tweet set off a firestorm, with individuals and groups weighing in immediately. Some called for an apology, while others made it clear that apologies would not longer suffice. "This has … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—PIFF Opening Gala sets scene for successful 7th Festival
PIFF organizers appeared jubilant last night, as they gathered outside The Park Cinema following the screening of the festival's opening film, Naked, Toothless, and Blind. Alongside them, celebrities and reporters stood, dodging flashbulbs and waving to the adoring crowd. "It's been an uphill battle all year," said PIFF Communications President, Leola Ocelot, referring not just to funding problems but to the fact that several films that were … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Try to remember…here’s our September recap
September 1-15 Cackling Goose Tavern to host fundraiser for Jerzy Szop on Friday UWT Art Gallery, Park Museum vie for art of endangered species Beasts of Burden to hold second pre-festival open mic at The Draft Park innovators to watch: Bulb Beacon Retired novelists's film to open PIFF 2015 Charities want say in distribution of funds from Beats of Burden music fest Stinktier drops bombshell: "I've always known in my heart … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—WINK director to host pre-premiere party tonight at The Feeding Station
WINK director G.D. Zebra will host a pre-premiere party tonight at Mikko Tikkeri's The Feeding Station, The Mammalian Daily has learned. According to our sources, the guests are all A-listers, not … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Police trainees find more lucrative positions outside Park: report
A report released today says that a significant number of Park Police trainees and graduates are opting to accept full-time positions outside The Park. The report, which was commissioned by the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Park Finance Officer goes AWOL amid calls for his resignation
Park Finance Officer Milton Struts has not made any public appearances since last Wednesday, when he allegedly made a number of specist remarks during a massive budget protest. As a result, a number … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood