Original Publication Date: 9 April 2013 With the annual Park Mating Dance less than a month away, it seems that those planning to attend aren’t the only ones who are experiencing a heightened level of anxiety. So says Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the 2013 Archons, who confirmed at a media Q&A this morning that The Park's 35 leaders are currently sequestered in the Burrow Theatre mulling over the newest set of proposed changes … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: It Could Happen to You: Park Museum exhibits tools of enforced domestication
Original Publication Date: 29 June 2014 Review: "It Could Happen to You" at the Park Museum June 1-30, 2014 Balls, biscuits, bones. Bowls, boxes, beds. Collars, cages, leashes, toys. The list goes on. And they are all on display until midnight tomorrow at The Park Museum's month-long exhibit marking Enforced Domestication Awareness Month. Entitled, "It Could Happen to You," the exhibit is the first of its kind in The Park and the first … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Police launch early morning raid on Sneak-a-Snuggle outside Park
Original Publication Date: 23 April 2015 At a press conference held this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) took to the podium to confirm reports of an early morning raid on a Sneak-a-Snuggle that recently opened outside The Park. Flanked by Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) and C. Astrid H. Ant, Head of The Park’s Ant Security and … [Read all...]
Look what’s coming up in April
April will shower you with special events, so mark these dates on your calendar! April 8-10: The Broop 'n Miaow's annual "Broopee Days" Are you a Broopee? We're all Broopees during the Broop 'n Miaow's annual Broopee Days! Try the super-specials in April and don't forget to enter the instant win contests! April 15: Footpad Heaven Clearance Sale Don't be a slave to style! Even though it may be last year's stock, Footpad Heaven's … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Barkettes documentary to open Park film festival
Original Publication Date: 30 May 2012 The much-anticipated documentary about Thisbe and the Barkettes will open the Park Interspecial Film Festival this Autumn. A spokesAnimal for the Barkettes … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Striped Animals not getting fair share of economic pie: study
Original Publication Date: 11 April 2012 The latest economic figures released by The Park's Finance Office indicate that Animals whose coats are striped or spotted have a tougher time securing … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Chitter Radio rescues literary awards
Original Publication Date: 23 January 2012 Chitter Radio, one of The Park's most popular talk radio stations, has brought The Park Annual Literary Awards (PALA) back from the brink. At a press … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
