Top Secret documents leaked to The Mammalian Daily reveal that members of The Park's Finance Office enlisted the aid of researchers at the University of West Terrier in an attempt to engineer a social experiment in The Park. The documents, which the newspaper has had in its possession for two weeks, reveal that in the summer of 26 AZ (2008), high level functionaries in the Park Finance Office (PFO) approached researchers in the departments of … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—University of West Terrier to open new academic department
The University of West Terrier announced today that it has entered into a partnership agreement with Leonardo Language and Culture Institute to offer courses through its new Department of Interspecial Studies. In a joint statement released today, the presidents of both schools praised the officials who negotiated the agreement and said they look forward to a long and happy alliance. "This is the first time in Park history that two academic … [Read all...]
OTD in 2007—Animal sterilization rampant outside Park
Animals who make their homes outside The Park face sterilization rates of up to ninety per cent, an investigation by a Mammalian Daily UnderCover Reporter has revealed. According to statistics compiled for the years 21-24 AZ, sterilization affects approximately 42% of Animals who consider themselves to be permanent residents of the lands outside The Park. “We are looking at rates for Dogs of [sometimes] 900 per thousand,” said Carmelita … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—Court approves continuance of 2010 Archons
Acknowledging the need for stability and continuity following this year's calendar harmonization, Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has granted a continuance of one full year to The Park's current Archons. In his ruling, which was handed down early this morning, the Superior Court Justice expressed the opinion that continuity would best be served by allowing those "who were the authors of such profound change in The Park to complete their mission … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Harmonious Humphrey and Hannah one year on: what have we learned?
It's been one year since the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced Harmonious Humphrey and Harmonious Hannah to The Park's Stereotype Sundays. The pair of stuffed toys, commissioned … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Where’s the comma? Ancient Open-Theatre rebrands itself for a new era
What's in a comma? More than you might realize, says the head of The Park's oldest theatre. In an interview with The Mammalian Daily this week, Carlota Tuatara, head of the Ancient Open-Air … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—One Thousand Articles!
Thank you to everyone who has kept us going all the way to ONE THOUSAND articles! The Mammalian Daily will continue its story about Animal life in The Park on Twitter. Please join us—Mammalian Daily, … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
