IF you thought January was a busy month, you'll have to fasten your seatbelt for February! It's a busy and emotional time in The Park and even though we can't be together, let's try to enjoy it virtually! To make sure you don’t miss anything, keep these dates circled on your calendar: February 1: Get up! Get ready! It's almost Groundhog Day! Catch up on your sleep tonight because you won't get much until after the weekend, with all the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Archons delay hibernation as 2014 POPS remains undeclared
Original Publication Date: 19 November 2013 In an unprecedented move, the 2013 Archons have voted to delay the official date of hibernation until a winner in the 2014 POPS (Park Official Prognosticator of Spring) election can be declared. Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the Archons, announced the unanimous decision at a press conference this afternoon. "Due to the exceptional circumstances in which we find ourselves this … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn dead
Original Publication Date: 22 July 2014 Veteran playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn has died, The Mammalian Daily has learned. In a communication sent to managing editor Orphea Haas, Aardeekhoorn's publicist confirmed that the author of "Mixed Nuts" died at her burrow sometime between Saturday evening and last night. Her body was discovered this morning by a friend, the publicist said. Aardeekhoorn was born in The Park to an immigrant … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Theatre Review: The Sound of One Nut Cracking
Original Publication Date: 18 June 2013 The power is in the understatements in “Mixed Nuts,” the compelling one-Chipmunk drama that opened for a short time in Alepou (November) and is scheduled for a return engagement this Barnabus (February) at the Park Repertory Theatre. This should come as no surprise, given that the author is Imogen Aardeekhoorn, who has adapted her now famous chronicles for the stage. Understatement is the hallmark … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Security breach at LynxedIN leaves hundreds vulnerable
Original publication date: 26 July 2012 A security breach at the network run by the LynxLink charity has left hundreds of The Park’s immigrant and refugee Lynx and their families vulnerable to … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Seahorse nixes retraction, plunges headlong into controversy
Original Publication Date: 14 June 2012 Retired Archon, Wyndham Seahorse, plunged headlong into renewed controversy yesterday, when he refused to retract a statement he made two weeks ago about … [Read All About It Here...]
Look what’s coming up in April
April will shower you with special events, so mark these dates on your calendar! April 8-10: The Broop 'n Miaow's annual "Broopee Days" Are you a Broopee? We're all Broopees during the Broop … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
