Hieronymous Hedgehog is the new face of GoUnderground, The Park's oldest and largest hibernation outfitter. The company announced today that it has signed an agreement with The Park's much-beloved Hedgehog to produce a series of advertisements that will appear in Park newspapers, magazines, and on television. The ads will commence in October and will run until the end of November. "We are pleased to announce that Hieronymous Hedgehog has agreed … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—The Righteous Among the Humans: new TMD section to be curated by Noreen
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily announced today that Noreen will be expanding her rôle with the newspaper to include curating a new section called, "The Righteous Among the Humans." In a press statement issued this morning, TMD managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed that Noreen had made a pitch to the paper a few months ago that involved formally recognizing members of the Human species who do "great work on behalf of other Animals." "While … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Dare to compare, say budget opponents calling for massive protest Wednesday
The 2015 "streamlined" budget that was presented by the Park Finance Office last month remains a contentious issue among residents, with some in the business community calling for a full re-think. "I think we are owed some kind of explanation, as well as a full accounting, not this shoddy business that they've offered us," say members of the Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS). Also calling for a free and full public discussion of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Zebra activists to appear on Yannis Tavros call-in show Wednesday
Callers, the lines are open. Or, at least they will be on Wednesday afternoon, when Yannis Tavros's guests will be Zebra activists Jafari Pundamilia and Elton Zebra. The pair, whose latest caper involved disrupting the Beats of Burden music festival by blocking the stage to the SCENTient Beings on Friday night, will be answering questions from callers for a full three hours. "We're looking forward to a lively discussion," Toro Talk Radio … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Phoebe to read from award-winning book at The Squeakeasy on Tuesday
Tuesday night is poetry night at The Squeakeasy but this coming Tuesday will see something unique: Phoebe will be reading from her award-winning book, Phoebic Verses. "This is a first for Phoebe, and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Data Tree hacking was likely the result of “Human error,” says Noreen
The hacking in April of one of The Park's largest data Trees was likely the result of "Human error," rather than malicious intent, Noreen says. The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and University … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Button maker received order for Millicent Hayberry candidacy: rumour
It's been over a month since Park citizens heard the rumour that Millicent Hayberry was considering a bid for 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS). Though she has kept mum on the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
