Park Finance Officer Milton Struts was mobbed last night, according to witnesses, as he attempted to enter the Park Cinema for the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) awards presentation. Several attendees, some of whom were producers whose films were up for awards, said that four of the Guard Dogs stationed at the entrance had to intervene when a group representing the Small Animal Hibernating Community (SAHC) started to bite Struts as he … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Gunnar Rotte takes leave of absence from work at Extinction Anxiety Clinic
Beleaguered Rodent Commoner journalist Gunnar Rotte has taken a leave of absence from his job as a counsellor at The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic (EAC). Rotte made the announcement on Twitter today, calling the leave "totally voluntary" and stating that it will last until the end of his trial this month. Rotte faces charges of disturbing the peace and inciting violence at a Stereotype Sunday event … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Review: Shoot the Messenger
DETAILS Director George Angus Doo Actors Eamon Colm Gerlinde Taube Natalia Paloma Agostinho Pombo Cynthia Offam (Human) Derek Columbo (Human) Winston Blackman (Human) Screenings October 1, 8:00 pm, Park Cinema October 4, 5:00 pm, Park Cinema Runtime 85 minutes THREE minutes into George Angus Doo's latest film, Shoot the Messenger, the screen goes dark. In the silence, the viewer is left to ponder what has just … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Hibernators see red over Tavros tweets
The Park's hibernators are seeing red after Yannis Tavros took to Twitter yesterday to denigrate hibernators and estivators. Once again, the Toro Talk Radio host expressed his view that hibernators and estivators are not as intelligent as other Animals: The tweet set off a firestorm, with individuals and groups weighing in immediately. Some called for an apology, while others made it clear that apologies would not longer suffice. "This has … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2011—PIFF Opening Gala sets scene for successful 7th Festival
PIFF organizers appeared jubilant last night, as they gathered outside The Park Cinema following the screening of the festival's opening film, Naked, Toothless, and Blind. Alongside them, celebrities … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Try to remember…here’s our September recap
September 1-15 Cackling Goose Tavern to host fundraiser for Jerzy Szop on Friday UWT Art Gallery, Park Museum vie for art of endangered species Beasts of Burden to hold second pre-festival … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—WINK director to host pre-premiere party tonight at The Feeding Station
WINK director G.D. Zebra will host a pre-premiere party tonight at Mikko Tikkeri's The Feeding Station, The Mammalian Daily has learned. According to our sources, the guests are all A-listers, not … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
