Jargonhead may have been the headliner and the SCENTient Beings may have unveiled their new "reekabilly" sound but, according to The Beasts of Burden's lead singer Alfredo Ox, the real stars of this past weekend's music festival were the Does of Peace. The Park's new peacekeepers even got a shout-out from Ox when he leapt to the Beats of Burden stage on Friday night, ostensibly to welcome back our estivators. In an unexpected twist, Ox used the … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2006—Prehistoric paintings discovered in northeastern cave
Four paintings that could be 20,000 years old have been discovered on the walls of the cave at the northeastern end of The Park, officials confirmed this month. Archaeologists and zoologists at The Park’s Institute for the Study of Mammalian Life (ISML) characterized the paintings as a major discovery. “We believe this find could confirm the autochthonous nature of Animal life in The Park,” said Catriona Cairn-Terrier, chief archaeologist at … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—#PIFFPiffle: Rumour says Tab Tricolore to open Tabby Club to all for PIFF 2016
The latest out of the PIFF 2016 rumour mill is that celebrity chef Tab Tricolore intends to open up The Tabby Club to all during the five-day film fest. The pub, which was founded and run by Jor, The Park's first leader, has always been a "striped-only" establishment. That has caused some controversy in the past and in May, Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros launched his #BullinTheTabbyClub campaign after he was was denied entry to the pub. But … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Surprise! Click on the PIFF logo!
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Peacekeepers to attend first Stereotype Sunday since Stinktier revelation
Recent unrest in The Park's Zebra community has prompted The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) to call on the Doves and Does of Peace to attend today's Stereotype Sunday. In a media … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Reaction to 2015 “streamlined” budget: from outrage to high praise
Reactions to The Park's 2015 "streamlined" budget depend on what your priorities are, says Park Finance Officer Milton Struts. In an interview in his office two weeks after the release of the budget, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Music fest under fire for selling products to Humans
The organizers of the first annual Beats of Burden music festival have come under fire for creating and selling products that are specifically geared to Human consumers. At a rally held this … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
