Balls columnist lends private collection to Park Museum's new Flyball Exhibition Police, DWBS confirm Humans took photos of Park Animals in hibernation Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of Mammalian Daily reporters TMD policy could harm Park media’s Month Without Metaphor: Tinamou New director brings big changes to annual Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnic PMoCA announces 2016 live art installation, “Anatomy of a Bath” Tickets for … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2017—The Park’s new frontier: focus of UWT conference will be population control
Spring has sprung and our thoughts turn naturally toward new growth. But this year, the thoughts of academics at the University of West Terrier, will be turning in the opposite direction. At an upcoming conference, entitled, ”Population Control: The Park’s New Frontier," UWT scholars from a number of departments and faculties will be discussing a subject they admit is controversial: controlling The Park's population. "It's not something that's … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Holstein Fashion lends its support to The Park’s striped and spotted citizens
Holstein Fashion, the parent company of Designs by Holstein, is lending its name and support to The Park's striped and spotted Animals, it was announced today. In a post on the company's web site, Balbina Ko, the President and CEO of Holstein Fashion, explained the company's bold move: "Our company 'Designs by Holstein' owes a great deal of its success to our striped and spotted customers, whom we love and respect. For that reason, among many … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Food growers, app makers at odds as Tulip season begins
The Park's technology sector has come under fire from what seems like an unlikely source: the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF). In a paid advertisement, the SCPCPGF accused the makers of apps such as TulipTracker, Bulb Beacon and FoodFinder™ of working against them by setting up expectations that food growers can't possibly meet. In the ad, which appeared in all print media yesterday as well as on … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Centre for Interspecial Harmony opens
After experiencing delays, underfunding, and the resignations of two of its directors, The Park's new Centre for Interspecial Harmony (CIH) finally opened its doors yesterday afternoon. The CIH is … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—The Park’s “Share the Hair Shake for Charity” happens today!
The Groundhog has spoken, The Park's hibernating community has awakened, and Spring has sprung! So, what's next on the agenda? The Park's semi-annual Shake for Charity, of course! Come on! Get up … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—UWT research group pinpoints location of harrumphocytes in Mammals
A group of researchers at the University of West Terrier has succeeded in pinpointing the location of harrumphocytes in Mammals, it was announced today. "We are so excited about these results," … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
