Animals have taken to the streets, the Archons and Park Police are calling for calm, and the author of a front page editorial published in The Rodent Commoner this morning has been granted security protection after receiving hundreds of threats on his life. The piece, written by Rodent Commoner reporter Gunnar Espen Rotte, has ignited a firestorm of protest and, according to one observer, "opened the floodgates to a torrent of interspecial … [Read all...]
Breaking News
On This Day—November 30, 2014: Mammalian Daily Radio snags first pre-tour interview with Thisbe
Mammalian Daily Radio has snagged the first pre-tour interview with Thisbe, lead singer of Thisbe and the Barkettes. Late this afternoon, Joop Neushoorn, manager of Mammalian Daily Radio (TMD Radio), confirmed that the singer will be in-studio at 2:00 p.m. for a half-hour live interview on Wednesday, December 3. "We are very much looking forward to sitting down for a chat with Thisbe on Wednesday," Neushoorn said in a written statement. This … [Read all...]
On This Day—November 29, 2014: It’s official: Thisbe and the Barkettes to embark on reunion tour in 2015
There will be halcyon days again, at least for the fans of Thisbe and the Barkettes. At a press conference held this morning, the group's manager, Hilde Blaft, confirmed that the group will embark on a reunion tour in the Spring of 2015. While not all venues have been confirmed, there are four concerts scheduled in The Park: two at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre, one at the Wishing Well and one at the Tartan Crab Memorial Pond. "We are … [Read all...]
On This Day—November 28, 2016: Prestigious prize goes to UWT professor for pioneering work on harrumphocytes
Dr. Jagger Zebu, Professor of Mammalian Medicine at the University of West Terrier's School of Medicine has been awarded the prestigious Eureka Prize, it was announced today. The announcement came in a statement issued this morning by the editorial board of the scientific journal Eureka. The board, which awards the prize annually for "pioneering research and innovative experimentation," called Dr. Zebu a "a meticulous scientist and a pioneer in … [Read all...]
More Park News
On This Day—November 28, 2014: Struts convinced Archons to encourage Human tourism in Park: rumour
Former Finance Officer and budget architect Milton Struts was the force behind the 2012 Archons' decision to encourage Human tourism in The Park, the gossip site headsNtales is reporting. In an … [Read All About It Here...]
On This Day—November 27, 2015: A Hare as a spare? Park Election Office to designate runner-up in POPS election
Now that 2016 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) Adelheid Whistlepig is safely ensconced in her burrow, The Park Election Office has rendered her election win the last of its … [Read All About It Here...]
On This Day—November 26, 2014: Chef Tab Tricolore to collaborate with artists on PMoCA 2015 installation
Celebrity Chef and award-winning author Tab Tricolore will collaborate with a group of artists on the Park Museum of Contemporary Art's 2015 installation. Aulikki Norsu, president of PMoCA’s board of … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
