Original Publication Date: 19 November 2013 In an unprecedented move, the 2013 Archons have voted to delay the official date of hibernation until a winner in the 2014 POPS (Park Official Prognosticator of Spring) election can be declared. Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the Archons, announced the unanimous decision at a press conference this afternoon. "Due to the exceptional circumstances in which we find ourselves this … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn dead
Original Publication Date: 22 July 2014 Veteran playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn has died, The Mammalian Daily has learned. In a communication sent to managing editor Orphea Haas, Aardeekhoorn's publicist confirmed that the author of "Mixed Nuts" died at her burrow sometime between Saturday evening and last night. Her body was discovered this morning by a friend, the publicist said. Aardeekhoorn was born in The Park to an immigrant … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Theatre Review: The Sound of One Nut Cracking
Original Publication Date: 18 June 2013 The power is in the understatements in “Mixed Nuts,” the compelling one-Chipmunk drama that opened for a short time in Alepou (November) and is scheduled for a return engagement this Barnabus (February) at the Park Repertory Theatre. This should come as no surprise, given that the author is Imogen Aardeekhoorn, who has adapted her now famous chronicles for the stage. Understatement is the hallmark … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Security breach at LynxedIN leaves hundreds vulnerable
Original publication date: 26 July 2012 A security breach at the network run by the LynxLink charity has left hundreds of The Park’s immigrant and refugee Lynx and their families vulnerable to abduction, incarceration, and murder. A spokesAnimal for the charity, which assists immigrants to The Park through its LynxedIN network, told The Mammalian Daily that the charity discovered the breach late last night. “We became aware of a problem … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Seahorse nixes retraction, plunges headlong into controversy
Original Publication Date: 14 June 2012 Retired Archon, Wyndham Seahorse, plunged headlong into renewed controversy yesterday, when he refused to retract a statement he made two weeks ago about … [Read All About It Here...]
Look what’s coming up in April
April will shower you with special events, so mark these dates on your calendar! April 8-10: The Broop 'n Miaow's annual "Broopee Days" Are you a Broopee? We're all Broopees during the Broop … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: UWT commissions institutional biography
Original Publication Date: 04 November 2011 The University of West Terrier announced today that it has secured the services of award-winning author, Pieter N. Paard, to write the definitive history … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
