The winners of the lottery for tickets to the Barkettes' free concert at the Tartan Crab Memorial Pond will be announced tomorrow. In a joint statement released this morning, the promoter, Iglu Entertainment, and the group’s manager, Hilde Blaft, confirmed that the winners will be selected in a live presentation that will be held outside the law courts and broadcast on a number of Park television stations. The statement also confirmed that … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—GoUnderground Park’s most hospitable shop: survey
And the survey says: GoUnderground. The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS) announced the results of its consumer survey today and the venerable hibernation outfitter has won the title of "most hospitable Park shop." At a short ceremony this morning, PASS president Wellington Whistlepig affixed a plaque to the shop's façade as he congratulated Director of Sales, Nafari Bongo, on the honour. "We are so pleased that one of the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—New conclusions confirm old theories: sighs matter!
Sighs matter! Such is the opinion of researchers at the University of West Terrier’s School of Medicine, after they analyzed data from three extensive surveys of Animal morbidity and mortality. The team of investigators, whose medical specialties include cardiology, trichology, neurology, and gastroenterology, examined the health outcomes of twenty-eight species of Animals in The Park. The results of the retrospective study will appear in their … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Tricolore establishes new annual event: The Feral Roots Festival
Celebrity Park chef and successful restaurateur Tab Tricolore announced today that he has established a new event in The Park: The Feral Roots Festival. At a press conference this morning, during which wait staff from Tricolore's restaurants offered tasty morsels to the press, the chef and award-winning cookbook author said he'd been working on the idea for a long time but finally found the "right recipe" for it this year. Standing … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Second Tree found hacked in Park
BREAKING NEWS A second Park Tree has been hacked in the night. In a statement issued at nine o’clock this morning, Park Police confirmed that a Maple Tree outside The Battering Ram Café was … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Beasts of Burden unveil new song for upcoming music fest
Last night, in a rare appearance at their own pub, The Beasts of Burden unveiled their newest song. As he ascended the makeshift stage at The Draft, lead singer Alfredo Ox motioned to the crowd and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Hayberry superfan succumbs to illness
BREAKING NEWS Xanthippe Porcupine, who proclaimed herself to be actress Millicent Hayberry's "greatest fan," died last night at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm. She was six years … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
