Original Publication Date: 20 April 2007 Swaying to the strains of the Endeka Elephant Band, Ute Orangutan was moved to shed a tear when she spoke about her maternal grandparents, Zanneke and Carlton Orangutan. The Orangs, who fled persecution in their native land, were among The Park’s first citizens. “They settled here because they believed that, in The Park, they could build a better life,” she said. “I will always be grateful to … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Hibernators blame calendar change for premature deaths
Original Publication Date: 4 July 2012 With their friends neatly tucked in and enjoying a peaceful estivation, The Park's hibernating communities have joined together to fight calendar harmonization, which they believe is at least partly responsible for the rise in deaths from premature awakening in their community. "We wanted to wait until after the official estivation date to launch our fight," said Oliver S.P. Franklin, head of … [Read all...]
September on our minds
The Park is a busy place in the Autumn, so The Mammalian Daily is giving you a heads-up on some of what's in store for September 2018. Ready, set, mark your calendars! Official end of estivation It's time to welcome back our friends and fellow Park residents! Let the celebrations begin on September 14! Beats in the Bar Formerly known as the Open Mic, the now annual Beats in the Bar takes place this year at The Draft from … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Animal IQs fall after time spent with Humans: study
Original Publication Date: 6 August 2012 Animals achieve lower scores on intelligence tests after they have spent a significant length of time in the company of Humans, say the results of a study conducted by the Cognitive and Experimental Psychology division at the University of West Terrier's Department of Psychology. The research study, which involved 5,000 Animals from inside and outside The Park, was conducted over a period of three … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Food production scandal rocks Park
Wednesday Rewind Original Publication Date: 6 June 2012 Portions of The Park's farmland are being used to produce food for consumption by Humans who live outside The Park, Police have … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: 2012 Archons to make public education their legacy
Original Publication Date: 8 November 2012 With a little more than two months to go before their term ends, the 2012 Archons announced plans today for "swift action" on their initiative to … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Excuse me, Meister…I have a job for you!
Original Publication Date: 7 May 2013 Here's the scoop, straight from the mouth of Chuck the Guck Man: Guck is back and it's bigger than ever! The only problem is, there's not much of it … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
