The names of the 35 Animals who will form The Park’s 2020 government have been released. In accordance with Section 127, subsection XII, of The Park’s Constitution, the list of new Archons was posted at the Law Courts early this morning, an hour after the selection was certified by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon of The Park’s Superior Court. The list will remain posted at the Law Courts until the end of the week so that Park citizens and … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: The University of West Terrier needs your support!
Original Publication Date: 17 January 2012 For the first time in its history, The University of West Terrier is asking those outside the institution for their support. In a statement released today, the Governors of the University respectfully requested "a little help from our friends": As is the case currently with almost all academic institutions, UWT is having trouble meeting its financial commitments. These commitments, of course, … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Archons plan to halt economic growth: think tank report
Original Publication Date: 26 January 2013 The report of a Park think tank says the 2013 Archons plan to adopt policies that will halt the growth of The Park's economy. According to the Council of Independent Economic Advisors (CIEA), an independent think tank that is headquartered in The Park, the Archons, who have been in office only ten days, plan to reduce The Park's economic expansion by discouraging the business community from … [Read all...]
Mark your calendars for these important January 2020 events
January is one of The Park's busiest months. To make sure you don't miss anything, mark these dates on your calendar: January 1-15: Eat, Drink, and Be Merry, For Tomorrow You May Have to Govern Because we use the sortition method to select our Archons every January, we are all aware that this duty may fall to us. So, in the days leading up to the selection and announcement, spend time with your friends and family, and enjoy yourself. You may … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Cynics’ digital re-release tops charts
Original Publication Date: 22 January 2010 Munch on this: Park recording artists, The Cynics (a.k.a. Philosopher Dogs) appear to have made a spectacular comeback with the digital re-release, this … [Read All About It Here...]
Hermione Hippo: The Mammalian Daily’s choice for Animal of the Year
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has chosen head nurse Hermione Hippo as its 2019 Animal of the Year. TMD managing editor Orphea Haas made the announcement at a press conference at noon … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: “All Our Lines Are Busy:” Park Museum to host fundraiser for its music gallery
Original Publication Date: 26 December 2015 The Park Museum will host a fundraiser on February 29, 2016 in support of its as-yet-unopened music gallery. In an announcement today, the museum's … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
