Original Publication Date: 7 June 2004 When Theodora Manx goes shopping, she brings six different currencies along as her companions. Since most Park establishments no longer accept Manx currency, she is forced to convert it, sometimes at very high rates, to the currencies of several other Animals. “They don’t take Manx currency in The Park anymore,” she complains. “They say the coins have to have both heads and tails or they … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: DWBS, UWT, Extinction Anxiety Clinic team up to fight Non-Hibernators’ Guilt
Original Publication Date: 07 December 2015 The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), the University of West Terrier School of Medicine, and The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic are teaming up to add might to the fight against Non-Hibernators' Guilt (NHG). At a small ceremony this afternoon, representatives of all three will be on hand to open the first of five pop-up clinics that will appear around The Park throughout the Winter. The … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: “Non-hibernators’ guilt” can mar enjoyment of Winter celebrations, experts say
Original Publication Date: 18 December 2012 With the Winter Solstice celebrations just a few days away, experts in the field of mental health have turned their attention to one of the season's biggest scourges: non-hibernators' guilt. "After extinction anxiety, non-hibernators' guilt is the most common psychological condition we see in the Winter season," says Dr. Gudrun L. Gibbon, a Park psychotherapist who will also serve as a staff … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind:Hieronymous Hedgehog to tweet during hibernation via Keeper of the Tweets
Original Publication Date: 23 November 2015 Move over, Keeper of the Nut. Hieronymous Hedgehog has a Keeper of the Tweets. The Hedgehog, who was sworn in November 2 as The Park's first Official Hibernation Ambassador, left little to chance, it appears, when he went into hibernation on November 17. In fact, what he left was eleven weeks' worth of tweets on the subject of hibernation, including the details of preparation and what life … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Research Cautions: Even Miaowgirls Get the Blues
Original Publication Date: 29 June 2007 Even Miaowgirls get the blues. That is the determination of six University of West Terrier researchers who have analyzed the results of the … [Read All About It Here...]
Look what’s coming up in November!
If you think things will be winding down in November, you couldn't be more wrong! What with hibernation preparation, debates, and elections and selections for POPS and Keeper of the Nut, November is … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Today’s Account of the State of The Park: what to hope for, what to expect
Original Publication Date: 27 October 2015 EDITORIAL In some Animal languages, "hope" and "expect" are the same word. But today, when the Archons and the new Park Finance Officer deliver their … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
