A Park Police officer has been charged with two counts of biting after a member of The Park's peacekeeping force was injured during an outbreak of violence at last night's PIFF after-after party. Witnesses say that Doe of Peace Rozmonda Ricke, was "just doing her job," separating the crowd at The PurrBoy Café, when a member of the Federation of Canine Security Workers (FCSW) approached her from behind and pulled her tail. According to Ricke, … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2014—Park Finance Officer mobbed at last night’s PIFF awards ceremony
Park Finance Officer Milton Struts was mobbed last night, according to witnesses, as he attempted to enter the Park Cinema for the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) awards presentation. Several attendees, some of whom were producers whose films were up for awards, said that four of the Guard Dogs stationed at the entrance had to intervene when a group representing the Small Animal Hibernating Community (SAHC) started to bite Struts as he … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—TMD managing editor may bow to pressure on bylines: rumour
Mammalian Daily managing editor Orphea Haas may be about to bow to pressure from rival Park media outlets to publish journalists' names above their news reports. According to a post on the gossip web site headsNtales, Haas has received counsel on the matter from a number of sources, including Nathan DiPressa, Executive Director of the Association of Non-Mammalian Park Newspapers (ANMPN). In a Friday post, one of the web site's "reporters" … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Review: Shoot the Messenger
DETAILS Director George Angus Doo Actors Eamon Colm Gerlinde Taube Natalia Paloma Agostinho Pombo Cynthia Offam (Human) Derek Columbo (Human) Winston Blackman (Human) Screenings October 1, 8:00 pm, Park Cinema October 4, 5:00 pm, Park Cinema Runtime 85 minutes THREE minutes into George Angus Doo's latest film, Shoot the Messenger, the screen goes dark. In the silence, the viewer is left to ponder what has just … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Hibernators see red over Tavros tweets
The Park's hibernators are seeing red after Yannis Tavros took to Twitter yesterday to denigrate hibernators and estivators. Once again, the Toro Talk Radio host expressed his view that hibernators … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—One last assignment: Noreen to cover Frankfurt Book Fair before leave starts
Noreen will be taking a short break from her work here at The Mammalian Daily in order to promote her book, Lovely To Look At. But before her leave starts on November 1, she has accepted one last … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Kanariar speaks out about budget
Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, spoke out this morning about the 2015 budget and the ways in which her department may … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
