Outside the Burrow Theatre yesterday, Millicent Hayberry acknowledged the contributions of Xanthippe Porcupine, her "greatest fan," and held court afterwards, signing autographs and mixing with the crowd at what some in attendance called a "bizarre combination of memorial service, self-promotion, and lovefest." At times unusually restrained and at others downright effusive, Hayberry spoke almost lovingly of an Animal whom she had at first … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Flyball Finals take on new significance
Sunday's Flyball Finals will be exciting, for sure. But those attending the annual sporting event will feel a particular sense of pride this year. And a poignancy, as well. "There is no doubt that Flyball has come a long way in The Park," says Adrià Lebrel, president of the Park Flyball Association (PFA). "It took years for us to accept it, and that goes for all ball sports. But it's taken even longer for us to take pride in our abilities … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Rumoured increase in tourism funding fuels Animals’ anger
Park Animals are fuming over rumours that the 2014 budget includes an increase in funding to promote tourism. The rumours, which were published this morning in several Park newspapers, have added fuel to Park residents' anger about the budget and about the Archons' push to make The Park a popular tourist destination. "The Park Finance Office should be ashamed of itself for even considering it, and so should the Archons," Emmanuelle Musaraigne … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—Star’s illness shuts down set of “Mixed Nuts”
Lodgepole Productions has halted filming on the set of "Mixed Nuts" due to the ongoing health problems of its star, Millicent Hayberry. In a press release issued this morning, the film's Executive Producer, Victoria Sciurini, announced that filming had ceased "for the forseeable future" due to the hospitalization of the project's star. There has been no official announcement about the actress's condition since she was bitten on the set by a fan … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2013—Beasts of Burden unveil new song for upcoming music fest
Last night, in a rare appearance at their own pub, The Beasts of Burden unveiled their newest song. As he ascended the makeshift stage at The Draft, lead singer Alfredo Ox motioned to the crowd and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—”Mongoose Summers” threaten Park life: coalition
A series of "Mongoose Summers" is threatening our way of life in The Park, say the members of a coalition that has formed to fight for better weather. The coalition, which is made up of the members … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—Expense Projections show high cost of Park security
The release of The Park's Expense Projections for the coming year has put into sharp focus the high cost of securing the safety of Animals in The Park. The budgetary figures, which were released this … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
