Original Publication Date: 22 July 2014 Veteran playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn has died, The Mammalian Daily has learned. In a communication sent to managing editor Orphea Haas, Aardeekhoorn's publicist confirmed that the author of "Mixed Nuts" died at her burrow sometime between Saturday evening and last night. Her body was discovered this morning by a friend, the publicist said. Aardeekhoorn was born in The Park to an immigrant … [Read all...]

Original Publication Date: 18 June 2013 The power is in the understatements in “Mixed Nuts,” the compelling one-Chipmunk drama that opened for a short time in Alepou (November) and is scheduled for a return engagement this Barnabus (February) at the Park Repertory Theatre. This should come as no surprise, given that the author is Imogen Aardeekhoorn, who has adapted her now famous chronicles for the stage. Understatement is the hallmark … [Read all...]

Original Publication Date: 14 June 2012 Retired Archon, Wyndham Seahorse, plunged headlong into renewed controversy yesterday, when he refused to retract a statement he made two weeks ago about "The Promise of The Park." Speaking at the 2012 commencement ceremony at the University of West Terrier, Seahorse called the concept "a sham" and told the graduating class, "You've been had." Asked point blank by a Park Aquatic Animal Television … [Read all...]