The Park really heats up in the Autumn, with celebrations, migrations, and hibernation preparation. Mark your calendars! Here's a taste of what's in store for October 2018. All good things must come to an end. And so it is with TURACO, the third and final play in Gianfranco Colocolo's mystery series starring Millicent Hayberry. Get your tickets while you can! This one might never come your way again. Last performance October 1. Yes, … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Park Animals may be predisposed to eating Human food: Noreen
Original Publication Date: 31 October 2014 We shouldn't judge Park Finance Officer Milton Struts too harshly if, in fact, he did accept an offer of food from Humans. So writes Noreen, Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier, who begins a leave of absence tomorrow to promote her new book, Lovely To Look At. In an open letter to be published this weekend on The Mammalian … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Park Museum’s fundraising efforts to include calendar
Wednesday Rewind Original Publication Date: 23 April 2013 The Park Museum has taken the unusual step of enlisting the help of its own construction workers in its campaign to raise funds for the Museum. In a press release dated today and posted on the Museum's web site, the Board of Governors of the Museum announced that they will be publishing a fundraising calendar that will be available for purchase as early as September. According to … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Review of Shoot the Messenger
Original Publication Date: 4 October 2013 Review by Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter DETAILS Director George Angus Doo Actors Eamon Colm Gerlinde Taube Natalia Paloma Agostinho Pombo Cynthia Offam (Human) Derek Columbo (Human) Winston Blackman (Human) Screenings October 1, 8:00 pm, Park Cinema October 4, 5:00 pm, Park Cinema Runtime 85 minutes THREE minutes into George Angus Doo's latest … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Literacy rates lowest in Park’s feral communities: study
Original Publication Date: 8 Juy 2016 Literacy rates are lowest among members of The Park's feral communities, according to a study conducted last year at the University of West Terrier. The … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: 25 years of zoocracy bring tears, cheers, and calls for reform
Original Publication Date: 20 April 2007 Swaying to the strains of the Endeka Elephant Band, Ute Orangutan was moved to shed a tear when she spoke about her maternal grandparents, Zanneke and … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Hibernators blame calendar change for premature deaths
Original Publication Date: 4 July 2012 With their friends neatly tucked in and enjoying a peaceful estivation, The Park's hibernating communities have joined together to fight calendar … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
