Original Publication Date: 7 November 2011 Zachariah Skunk caused a stink last night when he took his place among the other candidates at the annual POPS all-candidates' debate. Because he announced his candidacy for Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) at the last minute, The Park's Election Office had not had the opportunity to inform the other four contenders, who stood in amazement as the Skunk's name was called. "This is an … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Doves’ Golub calls out dating services for “jeopardizing our family structure.”
Original Publication Date: 16 October 2016 Doves of Peace spokesBird Georgina Golub has a bone to pick with The Park's internet dating services. In a interview on AVN Radio this morning, Golub, who has served with the Doves of Peace for five years, took both CyBird Dating Services and GanderMatch.com to task, blaming them for jeopardizing the family structure of her species and others. "We [Doves] are monogamous. At least, that's the way … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: New rules: PIFF lays down the law before announcing films
Original Publication Date: 14 August 2013 Two days before announcing the roster of films that will screen at the 9th annual Park Interspecial Fllm Festival, PIFF Communications President Leola Ocelot convened an early morning press conference to announce what she calls "the new rules." Exhibiting a no-nonsense attitude, Ocelot read from a prepared statement and then took questions from the media. In the statement, she confirmed that PIFF … [Read all...]
Look what’s coming up in October!
The Park really heats up in the Autumn, with celebrations, migrations, and hibernation preparation. Mark your calendars so you don't miss a thing! Here's just a taste of what's in store for October 2019. Yes, folks, it's that time of year again! Time to screen some great films by Park Animals. PIFFPockets and Noon Nuttiness films are back, as are the parties, the after-parties, and the after-after parties! Not to mention the inevitable … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Park’s “Share the Hair Shake for Charity” happens tomorrow!
Original Publication Date: 26 September 2012 The sun is shining, the air is warm, and we have almost three months to go before Winter officially arrives. What better time to slough off that … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Rapper Will.o.be. to stand trial for defacing Tree at music fest
Original Publication Date: 06 October 2013 Rapper Will.o.be. will stand trial in December on one charge of mischief and two charges of assault on a living being, it was announced today. The charges … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: The new face of GoUnderground: Hieronymous Hedgehog
Original Publication Date: 24 September 2015 Hieronymous Hedgehog is the new face of GoUnderground, The Park's oldest and largest hibernation outfitter. The company announced today that it has … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
