DEVELOPING STORY Raimundo Zorro has struck again. Zorro, who was convicted last August on two counts of inciting hate by owning and operating the controversial web site, “SplotchWatch," appears to have violated the conditions of his sentence by starting a new web site. Zorro's sentence, which was handed down on September 11, 2015 by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon, prohibited him from hosting "any web sites of any nature and pertaining to any … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Our late Spring may mean fewer cases of Small Ball Fever: DWBS
The Department of Well-Being and Safety is putting a positive spin on this year's long, cold Winter. The way the DWBS sees it, the longer the weather stays cold, the less likely it is that Park Animals will contract Small Ball Fever. "It's all a matter of numbers," said Cornelius Kakapo, the DWBS Director of Public Relations, in an interview with The Mammalian Daily this morning. "The later the arrival of Spring, the smaller the number … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Leave it to Felines: How the idea of Animal self-rule took hold in The Park
THE FIERCE URGENCY OF MIAOW Jor and the Feline Roots of Zoocracy by Pieter N. Paard 372 pp. Marcellin de la Griffe Publishers Ftoo 20 Early in his life, George Livingstone Barnaby Cuthbert—known to us all as Jor—went for a short walk outside his home in the arms of the Human who'd adopted him. As they strolled toward a local parkette, they came upon an old woman who asked them to stop. She pointed to his four white paws, which she called … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—What’s the buzz? Mumblebee to perform at today’s Stereotype Sunday
Mumblebee will perform at today's Stereotype Sunday, it was announced this morning. In a short press release, the popular artist's representatives confirmed that she will join Belles and Whistles and rappers The Tweeters for two sets during this week's event. Mumblebee, who performs a combination of spoken word and lyrical music, does not call herself a "singer." Rather, she refers to herself as an "artist who performs in different musical … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2017—Domestic Animals have no control over their estates: UWT study
At a time when Park residents are amassing greater amounts of wealth and material goods, a new study shows that Animals who live outside The Park have no legal control over their possessions during … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Month Without Metaphor executive committee names new director
The executive committee of Park media's annual Month Without Metaphor has named Ronald Grouse as director of the annual initiative. The Avian Messenger's chief political analyst will take the reins … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Civet calls for freeze on development of all food-related technology
In a bold move that is sure to spark controversy, the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) has called for a moratorium on the development of all food-related … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
