Original Publication Date: 2 August 2012 The coach of one of The Park’s most popular Avian teams has lashed out at critics who branded him “ineffectual” and his team “unworthy” of competing. At a press conference held at dusk, Charles “Chuck” Nightjar, coach of the Poorwill Commoners, directly addressed the recent spate of criticism that has resulted in a call for his resignation and a complete overhaul of the team membership. In a speech … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: New photographs of Jor surface on gossip web site
Original Publication Date: 10 August 2012 Previously unpublished photographs of Jor, The Park's first leader and the founder of modern zoocracy, have surfaced on the gossip web site, headsNtales. The pictures, which show Jor in some compromising positions, were posted on the site early this afternoon, according to PotWatcher, The Park's foremost web-watching organization. PotWatcher says the pictures appeared "without warning and without … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: At last, Mikko Tiikeri’s light burns bright
Original Publication Date: 21 November 2015 Once known primarily as Tab Tricolore's main rival, Chef Mikko Tiikeri has come into his own with the opening of his new restaurant, The Feeding Station. The restaurant, which had its soft opening in late October, welcomed the public for the first time on Thursday night. And what a welcome it was. To begin with, the new establishment's interior is stunning, in more ways than one. Last Spring, … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Archons fund square to host “protests and gatherings”
Original Publication Date: 29 July 2013 Four days before the release of the 2014 budget, the Archons announced at a press conference that they have commissioned the construction of a public square to be used for hosting "protests, celebrations, and other events that involve the mass gathering of Park Animals." Before taking questions from the media this morning, the Archons' press secretary Balthasar Alouatta confirmed that the Archons had … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Holstein Fashion signals its intent to move into the hibernation market
Original Publication Date: 12 November 2015 Holstein Fashion, the parent company of Designs by Holstein, has signalled its intent to move into the hibernation market. In an announcement issued … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: GoUnderground Park’s most hospitable shop: survey
Original Publication Date: 19 July 2016 And the survey says: GoUnderground. The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS) announced the results of its consumer survey today and the venerable … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Altercation with fan sends Millicent Hayberry to hospital
Original Publication Date: 8 July 2011 Beloved Park actress, Millicent Hayberry, is said to be "resting comfortably, though still in shock" after she was rushed to hospital after a violent … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
