Our astute readers probably have noticed something new on The Mammalian Daily's web site. And many of them might be saying to themselves, "It's high time." Yes, dear readers, we have embarked on a road that will lead to complete transparency in our reporting within the next few years. In doing so, however, we are not responding to our critics—many though they've been— so much as we are moving forward of our own volition toward a goal we've … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2009—Popular Park restaurant shut down by health inspectors
The popular Park restaurant, The Compost Heap, was shut down by health inspectors early this morning after several of its patrons fell ill on Tuesday. Seven Animals, who describe themselves as "regulars" at the 24-hour eating establishment, reported feeling "violently ill" and were taken, separately, by the Elephant Emergency Brigade (EEB) to the Park Hospital. All were treated for gastrointestinal problems. Two Animals remain in hospital, while … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Stan the Spitman speaks out about the use and misuse of his product at PIFF
Less than a week after the end of the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF), Stan the Spitman is speaking out about the unlawful use of his product at PIFF events. In an op-ed piece published today in The Burro Beacon, Estanislao “Stan” Gonzalo de Llama condemned in no uncertain terms what some Animals did with his product at the film festival. And he let it be known that he intends to put a stop to it. "I am proud of what I make and I … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Harvest Festival organizers issue edict: no woes allowed
It's official. The organizers of Tuesday's Harvest Festival have issued an edict barring the advancement of any political or other agenda at this year's event. And, in doing so, they claim to have the full backing of the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations. The edict is in keeping with last year's decision not to allow The Weather Makers, Producers and Sellers Alliance of The Park (WMPSAP) and the Society of Concerned Park … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Officer charged with injuring Doe of Peace at PIFF after-after party
A Park Police officer has been charged with two counts of biting after a member of The Park's peacekeeping force was injured during an outbreak of violence at last night's PIFF after-after … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Park Finance Officer mobbed at last night’s PIFF awards ceremony
Park Finance Officer Milton Struts was mobbed last night, according to witnesses, as he attempted to enter the Park Cinema for the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) awards presentation. Several … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—TMD managing editor may bow to pressure on bylines: rumour
Mammalian Daily managing editor Orphea Haas may be about to bow to pressure from rival Park media outlets to publish journalists' names above their news reports. According to a post on the gossip web … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
