Original Publication Date: 3 February 2010 An outbreak of violence during an otherwise peaceful demonstration threatened to mar Groundhog Day festivities and overshadow the message of hope and renewal delivered by the Archons in their annual address. The demonstration, which was held to protest The Park's policy of open immigration, began outside the Law Courts at approximately 08:30, just minutes after the Archons concluded their … [Read all...]
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Wednesday Rewind: Pundits will take to radio to weigh in on new government
Original Publication Date: 26 January 2012 Some of The Park's best known political pundits will weigh in on our new government this coming Monday as guests of Toro Talk Radio host, Yannis Tavros. Manfred Stier, a spokesanimal for the radio station, confirmed today that Yannis Tavros will relinquish his usual talk show format on January 30 to moderate a forum "about the future of The Park and the direction that the 2012 government will … [Read all...]
Mark your calendars for these important February 2019 Park events
IF you thought January was a busy month, you'll have to fasten your seatbelt for February! It's a busy and emotional time in The Park and this year will be no exception. To make sure you don’t miss anything, keep these dates circled on your calendar: February 1: Get up! Get ready! It's almost Groundhog Day! Catch up on your sleep tonight because you won't get much until after the weekend, with all the partying you're going … [Read all...]
Full schedule of events released for 2019 Groundhog Day celebrations
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations (DHFC) has released the Official Schedule of the 2019 Groundhog Day Celebrations. At a short press conference this morning, DHFC Director of Public Relations Aintza Kanariar said she was confident that all Park residents would be pleased with the lineup of performers, games, acts, and more that will make up what some in The Park consider the most important event of the year. "We've … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Newt becomes Chief Archon
Original Publication Date: 23 January 2012 For the first time in Park history, a semi-aquatic Animal was sworn in as Chief Archon of The Park's 2012 government. In a moving ceremony held this … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Groundhog Day fest victim of Park’s economic woes
Original Publication Date: 10 January 2010 The mood is sombre in the office of Wyatt Whistlepig, Jr. "No one envies me these days," says the chief organizer of The Park's Groundhog Day … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: AVN TV to turn its lens on Humans
Original Publication Date: 28 August 2014 This Autumn, the AVN Television Network (AVN TV) will begin broadcasting a new live television series that will focus on Humans as they spend time in The … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
