Original Publication Date: 11 April 2012 The latest economic figures released by The Park's Finance Office indicate that Animals whose coats are striped or spotted have a tougher time securing full-time employment than those with coats of solid or mixed colours. The 2011 statistics, known colloquially as the "Employment and Enjoyment Stats" were compiled for Finance Office use by The Park's Departments of Statistics and Records, Well-Being … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Chitter Radio rescues literary awards
Original Publication Date: 23 January 2012 Chitter Radio, one of The Park's most popular talk radio stations, has brought The Park Annual Literary Awards (PALA) back from the brink. At a press conference this morning, Chitter President and C.E.O., Albana Ketri, confirmed that Radio 244883.7 (known as Chitter Radio) would assume full financial sponsorship of the Awards. "We are delighted to announce that Chitter Radio will be the … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Fourth quarter gains prove hibernation a drag on economy, say some analysts
Original Publication Date: 3 March 2014 Proponents of abolishing hibernation in The Park may discover they have a new friend in their corner: the latest figures released by The Park Finance Office and The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS). The most recent reports show significant fourth quarter gains in all sectors of The Park's economy, but particularly in the retail and construction sectors. While these gains were predicted … [Read all...]
Look what’s coming up in March!
There’s always a lot going on in The Park come Springtime and the action starts in March. Mark these Park events on your calendar so you don’t miss a thing! March 1: Public information session on Squeaky Yawn Syndrome (SYS) at UWT School of Medicine This important information session, which is free of charge for all attendees, will run from 10:00 a.m. until 4:00 p.m. on Friday 1 March 2019 and will be led by Dr. Jagger Zebu of the … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Barkettes to re-release Stuffed Dogs Don’t Shed
Original Publication Date: 31 January 2012 With two days to go before Groundhog Day, Thisbe and the Barkettes are set to re-release one of their earliest hits. A spokesanimal for Rotunda Records … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: GooseBook opens to all species
Original Publication Date: 28 January 2012 In a move that has has caught many in the tech and media sectors by surprise, The Park's most successful social media site, GooseBook, has unveiled its … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Groundhog Day violence eclipses Archons’ message of hope
Original Publication Date: 3 February 2010 An outbreak of violence during an otherwise peaceful demonstration threatened to mar Groundhog Day festivities and overshadow the message of hope and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
