BREAKING NEWS Park Police have confirmed that an early morning break-in occurred at the main factory of Holstein Fashion on Monday. At a press conference held this morning, Inspector Maurice Addax of the Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) and Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) confirmed the break-in, saying only that it occurred in the early morning hours of Monday, June 1. They refused to offer any … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2014—Data Retrievers: Meet Park Police’s new partners in Tree hacking investigation
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE Park Police announced today that they have partnered with a private firm of data Retrievers to aid them in their investigation into April's Data Tree hacking. At a press conference held this morning, Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) confirmed that Park Police have engaged the services of AROO, a private data retrieval company, in the hopes of locating some of the data lost when the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—All The Hair I Left Behind: Barkettes to donate new song to EDAM cause
Once again demonstrating their generosity of spirit, Thisbe and the Barkettes have donated the proceeds from their newest song to the cause of Enforced Domestication Awareness. In an open letter published today, The Park's most famous Canine singing group said it would be "their great honour" to donate the proceeds of the song, "All The Hair I Left Behind" to the cause of preventing the enforced domestication of Animals. "As you know, some … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Enforced Domestication Awareness Month 2016: Official Schedule of Events
The Archons, in conjunction with the Department of Well-Being and Safety and the Department of Holidays, Festivals and Celebrations have released the official schedule for 2016's Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM). To access the Official Schedule, click here: EDAM OFFICIAL SCHEDULE 2016. The schedule was released early this morning, accompanied by a press release in which all three groups emphasized the importance of the month. … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—In case you missed it: May wrap-up
May 1-15 The Barkettes at the Wishing Well: Tickets go on sale today! Cynics to open Anixi Agrarian Jubilee Gecko credits "stick-to-itiveness" for victory in 2015 Toe-Hair Contest Noreen … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Park proclaims June to be “Enforced Domestication Awareness Month”
Displaying what some have called a "take charge attitude," the 2013 Archons have proclaimed June the first annual "Enforced Domestication Awareness" month in The Park. At a press conference held this … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Does of Peace to attend at grooming houses; no ruling on matter yet: Dindon
BREAKING NEWS Calling the issue "too important and too complex for a hasty weekend ruling," Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has stayed the proceedings involving the request for an injunction against … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
