The Park Museum has released the schedule of events for its opening this weekend. The Museum will open its doors to the public on Sunday, March 1 but a special opening ceremony will take place on Saturday, February 28. The special ceremony will be attended by the last ten sets of Park Archons, as well as by a group of dignitaries and special invitees. According to a source close to the Board of Governors, the invitee list includes the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Is the collar on the line?
The Park is in an uproar after the announcement yesterday that Footpad Heaven plans to expand its inventory to include collars. The announcement came in the form of an advertisement that ran in many Park newspapers, including this one. The ad calls the items "Jewellery for the sophisticated Canine and Feline set." "It's an outrage," says Angus Deerhound of Runaway Rovers, a group that offers assistance to formerly Domestic Canines. "It's an … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Rehearsals to resume in March on Millicent Hayberry mystery series
Rehearsals will resume next week at The Park's Burrow Theatre for the Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series starring renowned actress Millicent Hayberry. A spokesAnimal for the theatre confirmed director Jean-Luc Briard's tweet of February 23, in which he said he was "Getting into shape for Tuesday rehearsal." According to the theatre, rehearsals begin on Tuesday, March 1, a little over a month before the April 8 opening. Hayberry, who is best … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Archons set to restrict Animals’ right to leave Park: rumour
BREAKING NEWS The 2017 Archons may be planning to enact legislation that restricts Park Animals' right to leave The Park. According to a post dated today on the gossip web site headsNtales, the Archons are considering unprecedented measures to restrict the free movement of Park citizens, as well as the free flow of goods. Site co-founder Hortencia Guacamayo quotes "sources close to the Archons" as saying that talks are underway with legal … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2010—Thousands rally against calendar harmonization
Thousands of Animals flooded The Park's grounds today to demonstrate their opposition to new legislation that many believe will negatively affect life in The Park. The legislation, whose formal … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Despite the bitter cold, jubilation reigns at Return of the Nut ceremony
The temperature was well below normal, the wind was howling and the snow blew upwards and stuck to our whiskers. But there were no complaints from the jubilant throng that braved the elements to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—DWBS warns hibernators: skip Return of the Nut ceremonies
HEALTH WARNING The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has taken the unusual step of issuing a health warning to The Park's newly-awakened hibernators: skip this year's Return of the Nut … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
