BREAKING NEWS The Endeka Elephant Band is in mourning today. According to a spokesAnimal, the band's bassist, Zuberi Tembo, was killed yesterday afternoon, while on a trip home to his native Africa to visit his family. The spokesAnimal said Tembo's colleagues are "too devastated" to comment on the tragedy at this time, but they intend to release a statement and details of funeral arrangements in the coming days. The only word from the band … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—New social networking site to offer scent option
Park Animals who use social networking sites to connect with friends and family will soon be able to avail themselves of a new option. If all goes well with its final tweaking, gewper, set to open its virtual doors on August 1, will offer users the ability to smell those they know and those they might wish to know in the future. Over a period of more than two years, RhinoTech, Inc., the new site's developer, has been collaborating with … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Park Animals enraged by “third prong” of tourism strategy
Enraged Park Animals are planning to protest formally against the latest move by the 2013 Archons to promote tourism in The Park. The third prong of the so-called "three-prong tourism strategy" that was laid out by the 2012 Archons calls for a change in Animals' behaviour "to make tourists feel as if they are a welcome and valuable addition to our lives." In order to effect this behavioural change, the newly-established Park Office of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—MMBP to sponsor “Archonic Visions” travelling exhibition
The Marine Mammal Bank of The Park announced on Friday that it has agreed to sponsor The Park Museum’s first travelling exhibition this year. MMBP’s Chief Executive Officer, Alphonse Dolphin, made the announcement at a morning press conference. Flanked by members of the Museum’s Board of Governors, Dolphin said his bank “jumped at the chance” to partner with the Museum on such an important occasion. “We are proud and honoured to be sponsors of … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2011—Altercation with fan sends Millicent Hayberry to hospital
Beloved Park actress, Millicent Hayberry, is said to be "resting comfortably, though still in shock" after she was rushed to hospital after a violent encounter with what some have described as a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—Leaked papers link UWT researchers to social experiment
Top Secret documents leaked to The Mammalian Daily reveal that members of The Park's Finance Office enlisted the aid of researchers at the University of West Terrier in an attempt to engineer a social … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—University of West Terrier to open new academic department
The University of West Terrier announced today that it has entered into a partnership agreement with Leonardo Language and Culture Institute to offer courses through its new Department of Interspecial … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
