The Park's newest grooming house has opened in a flash and that's not just a metaphor. As its name suggests, KwikLiks offers quick grooming or, as its proprietress Maitea Behi says, "Flash grooming for the fast set." At the grand opening yesterday, Behi beamed as she offered treats to the steady stream of new customers. "In our business, we like to say, 'A treat is worth a thousand licks,'" she joked, as she directed … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Sierpinski Squirrel appointed head judge of 2016 Toe-Hair Contest
Sierpinski Squirrel will serve as head judge of the 2016 Toe-Hair Contest. At a press event held this morning at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre, Aintza Kanariar of the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, made the formal announcement: “We are thrilled to announce that the very competent Sierpinski Squirrel has agreed to serve as head judge of the 2016 Toe-Hair Contest,” she said. “As perhaps The Park's premier financial advisor, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Dear Noreen: Can Humans make Animals sick?
DEAR NOREEN: I don’t know if this lies within your area of expertise, but I have been wondering: can Humans make Animals sick? For almost a year, I have been participating in The Park’s Adopt-A-Human project, which I feel is a worthwhile activity. Over the last few weeks, however, I have begun to feel lethargic, I am sometimes feverish, and I have experienced a generalized feeling of unwellness. My friends tell me that I should see Dr. Bourru … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Court reaffirms right to remain stupid
In a landmark decision handed down this morning, Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon of The Park's Superior Court kept alive the vision of The Park's founder and reaffirmed the right of every Animal to remain stupid. The decision, which will be posted in full outside the Court House tomorrow, came after a deliberation of more than five months. The decision was in response to an action brought by a collective that included the Park Education Working … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Mating Dance to offer pre-registration, free counselling to endangered species
Organizers of the 2015 Mating Dance will be offering members of The Park's endangered species a pre-registration package that includes free genetic and psychological counselling services, it was … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—TMD managing editor schedules press conference Monday morning
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily's managing editor Orphea Haas has scheduled a press conference Monday morning to respond to the ongoing criticism of the paper's policy of hiding the names of its … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Back by popular demand: PMoCA’s “ARCHONOGRAPHY” returns Sunday with special guest Ingolf Ewald
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) made a surprise announcement this morning: its ARCHONOGRAPHY installation, which broke all attendance records during its initial two-month run, will reopen … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
