Displaying what some have called a "take charge attitude," the 2013 Archons have proclaimed June the first annual "Enforced Domestication Awareness" month in The Park. At a press conference held this morning outside the law courts, Chief Archon Dewi Rhinoceros made the announcement. Flanked by all 34 Archons, the Rhinoceros spoke on behalf of her colleagues: "In declaring this coming month of June the first annual Enforced Domestication … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Does of Peace to attend at grooming houses; no ruling on matter yet: Dindon
BREAKING NEWS Calling the issue "too important and too complex for a hasty weekend ruling," Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has stayed the proceedings involving the request for an injunction against police presence at The Park's grooming houses today and, instead, has asked the Does of Peace take their place. The Justice of The Park's Superior Court made a brief statement late last night in which he explained that the matter under consideration was … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Survivor Profiles: You don’t know Tab (part two of three)
Tab Tricolore, Chef and Restaurateur Part two of a three-part series. Click here to read part one. Knowing how to cook is just the first step on the path to becoming a successful restaurateur. The challenges are enormous for any chef, but for a chef in The Park, those challenges can sometimes seem overwhelming. How do you convince Animals who are used to securing their own sustenance that your food is worth paying for? "When I started in this … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Fowl Ball fever takes hold of Park
No, we are not using the word "fever" metaphorically (at least not in May). Our medical experts at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm tell us that a rapid heart beat can, indeed, raise the body's temperature. And a rapid heart beat is what many are experiencing these days, in anticipation of the Fowl Ball, which has been billed as "the event of the year, every year from now on." And, though the phrase "take hold" may be considered … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—What the Dog Ate: domestic Canine poetry fastest growing literary genre
Just days before Enforced Domestication Awareness Month begins, The Park's publishing companies have revealed that domestic Canine poetry is our fastest growing literary genre. "For years, it was … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Park’s refugee groups take issue with new EDAM poster
Groups that represent The Park's immigrant and refugee communities are pressing for a meeting with the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) to discuss the ramifications of what … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Delay over, Tab Tricolore’s “La Langue au Repos” to open at PMoCA June 6
The long-awaited and much-delayed 2015 art installation overseen by renowned Chef Tab Tricolore is set to open at the Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) on Saturday, June 6. The installation, … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
