Original Publication Date: 11 November 2014 Hibernation outfitters and service providers are pleased with their sales thus far, according to the Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS). "2014 looks like a banner year and it comes as a bit of a surprise," said founder and current PASS president Wellington Whistlepig this morning in an interview on Mammalian Daily Radio. Shopkeepers and grooming houses are reporting "brisk" business … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: End of term brings renewed calls for Archons’ compensation
Original Publication Date: 4 January 2013 The subject of Archon compensation was raised again this week, when the leaders of a number of political reform groups met to discuss one of The Park's most controversial issues. Reports from that meeting indicate that a plan to move forward on Archon compensation was agreed upon by the leaders of the Coalition Against Sortition in The Park (CASP), Save our Political System (SOPS), Lizards for … [Read all...]
What’s coming up in November
If you think things will be winding down in November, you couldn't be more wrong! What with hibernation preparation, debates, and elections and selections for POPS and Keeper of the Nut—and more—November is one of the busiest months of the year. Mark your calendars now to make sure you don't miss these important events! POPS All Candidates' Debate We missed it last year, but it's back in full force this year! Come out and hear what all … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Original Publication Date: 30 October 2012 Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Archons at work behind scenes to secure reporter’s release
Original Publication Date: 4 August 2011 It may not look as though anything is happening but, rest assured, our 35 Park Archons are working hard behind the scenes to secure the release of … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Park Animals may be predisposed to eating Human food: Noreen
Original Publication Date: 31 October 2014 We shouldn't judge Park Finance Officer Milton Struts too harshly if, in fact, he did accept an offer of food from Humans. So writes Noreen, Mammalian … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Park Museum’s fundraising efforts to include calendar
Wednesday Rewind Original Publication Date: 23 April 2013 The Park Museum has taken the unusual step of enlisting the help of its own construction workers in its campaign to raise funds for the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
