The Park Museum announced today that it will host a major exhibition dealing with the rôle of sport in Park life. In a post on its web site, the museum said the exhibition, entitled, Flyball and the Importance of Balls in the Everyday Life of Park Animals, will feature more than five hundred works including oil and watercolour paintings, photographs, sculpture, works in metal and glass, and textile impressions, "all celebrating balls and the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—Getting to know you, getting to know all about you: Mammalian Daily to publish series of survivor profiles
The Mammalian Daily announced today that it has engaged the services of a pair of noted biographers to write a series of pieces about refugee Animals who have made their homes in The Park. The series, which will be called "Survivor Profiles" will appear under the Influential Animals tab on the newspaper's web site. "We think we know our friends and neighbours," said a spokesAnimal for the paper. "But the truth is, there are things we don't … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—One last time: Barkettes announce final Park date of Bring Your Own Bone tour
Thisbe and the Barkettes have announced the final Park date of their "Bring Your Own Bone" tour. That date is August 22. The announcement came in the form of a letter to their longtime fans and fellow Park citizens: Dear friends, fans, and fellow citizens: It is with a mixture of anticipation and sadness that we announce that our final Park concert will take place on August 22, at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. We cannot fully express … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—July, July: What a month in The Park!
Where’s the comma? Ancient Open-Air Theatre rebrands itself for a new era Harmonious Humphrey and Hannah one year on: what have we learned? Security workers threaten bark-to-rule action over right to bite policy Park Museum to present Holstein Fashion’s EDAM Collection Literacy rates lowest in Park’s feral communities: study ZEAL to perform at Stereotype Sunday Is” long haul” government the way of the future? New political group … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—CAA renews campaign to “Bring Back the Dog Paddle!”
The Canine Athletic Association has renewed its campaign to reinstate the Dog paddle as a competitive stroke. In a statement published today, the Association once again asserted that the swimming … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Banking scandal prompts special meeting of Archons
An investigation that revealed significant irregularities in The Park's banking system has prompted a special meeting of the Archons this afternoon. According to Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Park to host first media circus this weekend
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
