The Park's hibernators are seeing red after Yannis Tavros took to Twitter yesterday to denigrate hibernators and estivators. Once again, the Toro Talk Radio host expressed his view that hibernators and estivators are not as intelligent as other Animals: The tweet set off a firestorm, with individuals and groups weighing in immediately. Some called for an apology, while others made it clear that apologies would not longer … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—One last assignment: Noreen to cover Frankfurt Book Fair before leave starts
Noreen will be taking a short break from her work here at The Mammalian Daily in order to promote her book, Lovely To Look At. But before her leave starts on November 1, she has accepted one last Mammalian Daily assignment: covering the Frankfurt Book Fair in early October. In a press release dated today, Mammalian Daily managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed both Noreen's six-month leave from the paper and her last assignment: It is with great … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Kanariar speaks out about budget
Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, spoke out this morning about the 2015 budget and the ways in which her department may be affected. During an interview with host Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio, Kanariar admitted that the budget as proposed presented a "significant planning problem" both for her and for other Park departments. In fact, she said, her department … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—PIFF 2012: Festival frenzy grips Park
The Park is in a party mood, as anticipation mounts on the eve of the opening of the 8th annual Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). "It's game on! We're ready!" announced PIFF Communications President Leola Ocelot at the final pre-opening press conference this afternoon. "This is going to be the biggest and best film festival The Park has ever seen," she said. Festival goers appear to agree. Tickets were snapped up earlier than in … [Read all...]
More Park News
Police trainees find more lucrative positions outside Park: report
A report released today says that a significant number of Park Police trainees and graduates are opting to accept full-time positions outside The Park. The report, which was commissioned by the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—BREAKING: Raimundo Zorro found guilty of two of three charges; sentence to be announced next week
BREAKING NEWS After a three-week trial, Raimundo Zorro has been found guilty of two of three charges stemming from his ownership and management of the SplotchWatch web site. Mr. Justice Augustus … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—#PiffPiffle: What we know for sure
There are only three days left until the opening of the 2016 Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF), but most of us have more questions than answers. Here are a few things we know for … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
