April will shower you with special events, so mark these dates on your calendar! April 8-10: The Broop 'n Miaow's annual "Broopee Days" Are you a Broopee? We're all Broopees during the Broop 'n Miaow's annual Broopee Days! Try the super-specials in April and don't forget to enter the instant win contests! April 15: Footpad Heaven Clearance Sale Don't be a slave to style! Even though it may be last year's stock, Footpad Heaven's … [Read all...]
Breaking News
Wednesday Rewind: Seahorse nixes retraction, plunges headlong into controversy
Original Publication Date: 14 June 2012 Retired Archon, Wyndham Seahorse, plunged headlong into renewed controversy yesterday, when he refused to retract a statement he made two weeks ago about "The Promise of The Park." Speaking at the 2012 commencement ceremony at the University of West Terrier, Seahorse called the concept "a sham" and told the graduating class, "You've been had." Asked point blank by a Park Aquatic Animal Television … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: UWT commissions institutional biography
Original Publication Date: 04 November 2011 The University of West Terrier announced today that it has secured the services of award-winning author, Pieter N. Paard, to write the definitive history of The Park's oldest institution of higher learning. In a statement released to all Park media, the President of UWT, Angus Abhag, said that this will be "a no-holds barred, complete history of the institution, from its foundation to the present … [Read all...]
Wednesday Rewind: “Stereotype Sundays” aim to foster harmony among species
Original Publication Date: 20 June 2013 In their continuing effort to foster interspecial harmony in The Park, the 2013 Archons have instituted a series of public gatherings that will take place every Sunday at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. "Stereotype Sundays," as they will be called, are the latest in a long list of administrative efforts to promote the kind of peaceful coexistence among species that Jor hoped to achieve when he … [Read all...]
More Park News
Wednesday Rewind: Centre for Interspecial Harmony opens
Original Publication Date: 30 March 2014 After experiencing delays, underfunding, and the resignations of two of its directors, The Park's new Centre for Interspecial Harmony (CIH) finally opened … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: Mammalian Daily signs on to media’s “Month Without Metaphor”
Original Publication Date: 11 March 2014 It's a bold idea that is sure to make waves. And, this morning, managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed that The Mammalian Daily is coming on board. "That … [Read All About It Here...]
Wednesday Rewind: First quarter results prove opening on Groundhog Day a profitable move
Original Publication Date: 11 April 2016 First quarter results indicate that the Park Finance Office (PFO) did the right thing when it listened to the business community this past Winter and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
