It's rare for Tab Tricolore to talk publicly about his feelings, but that's just what happened yesterday. During an interview with Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio, the celebrity chef and award-winning author let down his guard for just a moment and talked openly about his life since his return to The Park in December. "There were some very difficult days," he said, about halfway through the interview. Tricolore, whose PurrBoy Café … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of Mammalian Daily reporters
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has its lawyers poised to file a cease and desist order if Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros makes good on his promise to reveal the names of all of the newspaper's journalists. In a tweet this morning, Tavros said he planned to reveal the name of one journalist per day until he has named them all: In an earlier tweet, the talk show host asked his followers if they agreed that it was time for the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Chief Archon Buckminster Moose: The Interview, Part Two
MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE This is Part Two of The Mammalian Daily's exclusive interview with 2014 Chief Archon Buckminster Moose. Click here to read Part One. As the 2014 Chief Archon shifts his weight in the big lounge chair, the full burden of his new job becomes obvious. "It's a great responsibility," he sighs. "And one that I believe hasn't been taken seriously enough these past few years." Moose pulls no punches when it comes to his … [Read all...]
OTD in 0216—Balls columnist lends private collection to Park Museum’s new Flyball exhibition
The Mammalian Daily's balls columnist has lent his private collection of balls to The Park Museum's latest exhibition. In a statement released today, the Board of Governors of The Park Museum and curator Dorika Pumi thanked Bailey for his "trust and generosity" in making the temporary donation and said the museum had benefitted immensely from his "vast knowledge of balls." Entitled, "Flyball and the Importance of Balls in the Everyday Life … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 0215—PFO head on 2015 budget: “We can’t have tomorrow’s lunch today.”
The head of the Park Finance Office has a message for Animals who, she says, may have unrealistic expectations of the 2015 budget. "We can't have tomorrow's lunch today," she said in a Mammalian … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Otter Ice Slide in jeopardy as victim released from hospital
The future of the Otter Ice Slide hangs in the balance, as representatives of The Park Weather Office meet tomorrow with the 2013 Archons, Park Finance Officers, and officials from the Department of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Fourth quarter gains prove hibernation a drag on economy, say some analysts
Proponents of abolishing hibernation in The Park may discover they have a new friend in their corner: the latest figures released by The Park Finance Office and The Park Association of Shops and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
