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OTD in 2013—Bitter Litter Pictures offers a preview of PIFF 2013

September 15, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

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OTD in 2013—Click on the PIFF logo!

September 14, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

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OTD in 2016—PMoCA unveils Slow Art Movement painting in honour of Park’s estivators

September 13, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Tomorrow marks the official end of estivation. It's time to welcome back the friends we haven't seen for over two months and to move into The Park's busy Autumn social season. But even though a large number of Park Animals will be coming out of a state of torpor tomorrow, estivation traditionally has not received as much attention as its Winter counterpart, hibernation. All that is set to change in the coming years and the Park Museum of … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—The Beats gets bigger: lineup for music festival’s fourth year announced today

September 12, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

"Bigger" and "better" were the words most often uttered this morning as Beasts of Burden lead singer Alfredo Ox announced the lineup for the fourth annual Beats of Burden Music Festival. "We know that bigger isn't always better, but in this case it is," Ox told the throng of reporters outside The Draft, the pub that he and his Beasts of Burden bandmates own. "We asked ourselves, what could make this event better? How do we stay true to our … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2015—Zorro sentence: One month in jail, five years of repayment to community

September 11, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

BREAKING NEWS Seated beside his lawyer Pernilla Varghund, Raimundo Zorro showed no emotion this afternoon as he awaited the arrival of Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon. And although he respectfully … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—WINK: Most controversial opening film ever for PIFF 2016

September 10, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

If controversy is a predictor of success, then award-winning director G.D Zebra's WINK is set to be the most successful opening film ever at The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). PIFF … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2014—Data Tree hacking: Police issue update

September 9, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

At a press conference this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) issued an update on the April hacking of one of The Park's largest Data … [Read All About It Here...]

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