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OTD in 2016—SnailMale confirms performance at upcoming Stereotype Sunday

November 24, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Rapper SnailMale will perform at the next Stereotype Sunday, he announced today. In a tweet this morning, the rapper confirmed his participation in the weekly event and invited his fans and followers to join him at the Ancient Open-Air Theatre, where he said he will take the stage at two o'clock. He ended the tweet with the hashtag, "GastropodPower." SnailMale is only the second musician who has been invited to perform at the weekly event. … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—Hieronymous Hedgehog to tweet during hibernation via Keeper of the Tweets

November 23, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Move over, Keeper of the Nut. Hieronymous Hedgehog has a Keeper of the Tweets. The Hedgehog, who was sworn in November 2 as The Park's first Official Hibernation Ambassador, left little to chance, it appears, when he went into hibernation on November 17. In fact, what he left was eleven weeks' worth of tweets on the subject of hibernation, including the details of preparation and what life underground is really like. "He took his duties … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—Post Office honours Park’s migrators with new stamp

November 22, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

At a brief ceremony held this morning, The Park Post Office unveiled the newest addition to its commemorative stamp series. The stamp, which honours The Park's migrators, was designed by resident artist Luciana Lontra. "Our migrators are an important part of The Park community," said Postmaster Phineas Colm. "Because of their absence during a good part of the year, they can be forgotten. We hope this stamp will help us to keep them in our … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—At last, Mikko Tiikeri’s light burns bright

November 21, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Once known primarily as Tab Tricolore's main rival, Chef Mikko Tiikeri has come into his own with the opening of his new restaurant, The Feeding Station. The restaurant, which had its soft opening in late October, welcomed the public for the first time on Thursday night. And what a welcome it was. To begin with, the new establishment's interior is stunning, in more ways than one. Last Spring, Tiikeri commissioned the services of Tagma … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2016—Trees of hearts to remain intact until Winter Solstice celebration

November 20, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Trees of Hearts, which for the past two years have lined the route Park hibernators take to their burrows, will remain intact until December's Celebration of the Winter Solstice, it was announced … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—”We must all come together now,” says newly-elected POPS Ditmar Bosmarmot

November 19, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The POPS election is over for this year and we must all come together now, Ditmar Bosmarmot told a massive crowd last night just minutes after he was declared the 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2015—Trees of hearts line path as friends say “Au Revoir” to Park hibernators

November 18, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

They say the road to hibernation is never smooth. But, yesterday, it was made a little brighter for Park Animals who will spend the Winter underground. As Adelheid Whistlepig, the newly-elected Park … [Read All About It Here...]

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