Statistics compiled for The Park's Long Gone Registry reveal that close to a fifth of the refugees who seek a better life in The Park leave within five years of their arrival. The Registry, which was established to provide accurate population and participation records, began to collect data in the Spring of 2013 from The Park's educational institutions, the Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm, private physicians, and refugee aid … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Park Museum, ISML end feud over ownership of beloved tome
The Park Museum and the Institute for the Study of Mammalian Life (ISML) have ended their long battle over the establishment of a permanent home for one of The Park’s most iconic literary works. The AutoZOËography of ZoëCat has been housed in a protected display in the lobby of the ISML since it was recovered in 2013 by workers excavating at the site of what is now The Park Museum. It had previously been displayed at the front of the Ancient, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Group claims responsibility for Park’s mountain of garbage
The anti-tourism group NoPARKing has claimed responsibility for the mountain of garbage that is obstructing access to The Park via its northern entrance. In a statement released this morning, NoPARKing president Emmanuelle Musaraigne said that she and her group are proud of the work they have accomplished so far on behalf of The Park's citizenry. "It took our members all night to build this mountain of garbage and we are confident that this … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—The more things change, the more Humans stay the same: Noreen
The more things change, the more Humans stay the same. So concludes Noreen in her second academic article due to be published in the November issue of the prestigious Journal of Human Behaviour (JHB). In the article, which is entitled, How Dubious Wisdom Leads to Human Folly, the Adjunct Professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier and Mammalian Daily advice columnist shares new insights into "what makes the Human world go … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—Park ART Walk: A week…and a world away
The organizers of the 7th annual Park ART Walk (PAW) request the honour of your presence at the following event: Park ART Walk Saturday, August 17, 2013 10:00 am - … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Gewper finds scents make good financial sense
Executives at RhinoTech, Inc. had a hunch they were onto something four years ago, when they partnered with Enterprises Moufettes, S.A., makers of the popular scent-masking product, FeralNoMore™, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Founding Families establishes fund in memory of Imogen Aardeekhoorn
The Founding Families Financial Corporation (FFFC) announced last night that it has established a fund in memory of beloved Park playwright, Imogen Aardeekhoorn. Aardeekhoorn died last month at her … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
