Speaking out for the first time since his return to The Park in early January, Chef Tab Tricolore recounted the details surrounding his December disappearance in a radio interview yesterday. He also spoke candidly about the obvious changes in his behaviour. "I was forcibly taken from The Park and neutered," he told host Yannis Tavros on his Toro Talk Radio show yesterday afternoon. "I was trapped by Humans while sourcing food for Klo … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—Radical group claims responsibility for leaked report
The radical political group, ArchonWatch, has claimed responsibility for intercepting a secret report on Wednesday. The report, which was leaked to The Mammalian Daily, includes details of planned changes to some of The Park's core laws. "We are proud to take responsibility for informing The Park's citizens of plans that will affect them adversely. We hope that, by doing so, we may be able to prevent the further erosion of zoocracy," the group … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—New “Beats of Burden”music fest will aid Park refugees
What a difference a letter makes! Despite having decided months before that their comeback would include an annual charity concert in aid of The Park's refugees, the Beasts of Burden found themselves putting off an official announcement. Stopped dead in their tracks by their inability to find an appropriate name for the event, they even considered shelving the project, worthy though they thought it was. "I understood the problem, but I couldn't … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Archons plan to outlaw washing in public: secret report
Life may be about to change dramatically for Animals who call The Park their home. According to a confidential report obtained by The Mammalian Daily, there is a plan afoot to alter the public behaviour of resident Animals. According to the report, the Archons are considering a plan to change some of The Park's core laws, namely those that pertain to public comportment and guarantee Animals the right to "behave as they do naturally, according … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—”Stereotype Sundays” aim to foster harmony among species
In their continuing effort to foster interspecial harmony in The Park, the 2013 Archons have instituted a series of public gatherings that will take place every Sunday at the Ancient, Open-Air … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2019—Holstein Fashion adds third show to EDAM lineup
Holstein Fashion announced today that the company will add a third fashion show to the lineup of events for Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM). At a press gathering this morning, company … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Archon’s memoir honoured at Chitter Radio Literary Awards
Defying his naysayers, former Archon Nicholas Gander took first prize in the Memoir category at the 2012 Chitter Radio Literary Awards on Friday night for his controversial autobiography, Not Good for … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
