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Past and Present Archons

ARCHONS – 2020/2021
Bustard, Aristokles Euphranor   (Chief Archon)
Boophis Ankarafensis, Edmé Manouelle (Deputy Chief Archon)

Alligator, Humphrey Bartholomew; Black Rhinoceros, Adjoa Mudiwa; Bumblebee Bat, Myitzu Hayma; Chameleon, Fiona Miary; Chub, Ewald Felix; Cricket, Rupert Stanley; Crocodile Lizard, Mai Phuong; Eekhoorn, Kasper Meine; Flowerpecker, Kavya Aaradhya; Gharial, Deenath Rohan; Hoverfly, Eudora Jane; Hydra, Zachary Theodore; Jellyfish, Croia Adele; Kestrel, Iseabail; Kokopu, Manaaki Ihaia; Mary River Turtle, Lucas Henry; Panda, Baozhai Lanfen; Pangolin, Abioye Emeka; Peacock, Reyansh Arav; Pink Velvet Worm, Florence Eustasia; Pupfish, Mateo Jorge; Salamander, Berenice Agape; Saola, Shirley Marguerite; Shrew, Timothy Barnard; Snail, W. George Oliver; Squatina, Angela Martina; Squid, Anakoni Lono; Suckermouth, Rosamie Jasmine; Toad, Amelia Freya; Turtle, Angus Cameron; Wallace’s Flying Frog, Hilmi Ashraf; White-Bellied Frog, Liam Maxwell; Wren, Francisca Adriana.


ARCHONS – 2019
Tuatara, Pounamu Marama (Chief Archon)

Angonoka, Ismene; Archey’s Frog, Hemi Patariki; Baiji, Zhang We; Beaver, Dufgus; Beluga, Asmund Fritjof; Bowerbird, Raakel Tadita; Bowhead Whale, Darius Enok; Brown Recluse Spider, Matilda Saga; Bufo, Olivia Eleanor; Carp, Rufus Stanley; Chuckwalla, Amalia Mariana; Cockatoo, Arthur Dennis; Condor, Aracely Nicolle; Dwarf Caiman, Selena Valeria; Elephant, Feechi Kalifa; Geoduck, Viggo Arkady; Gorilla, Kwame Salim; Guppy, Ainoliina Valda; Hellbender, Andreas; Hornet, Aksel Arthur;  Ibis, Pandora Kalliope; Kokako, Amaia Manawa; Leopard Gecko, Amooz Bahnam; Longfin Eel, Rawiri Tai; Manx Shearwater, Erikur Njáll; Mehiläinen, Annikki Kaarina; Opposum, Chester Antioch; Oscar, Dieter Öxar; P. Waltl, Sebastián Mateo; Sagalla Caecilian, Adongo Farajah; Salamander, Wyatt Atticus; Scheltopusik, Camilla Grace; Swallowtail, Lucia Martina; Tuna, Hendrina Beatrix.


ARCHONS – 2018
Whooping Crane, Iolana Camira (Chief Archon)

Appaloosa, Durward Courtland; Axolotl; José Francisco; Bunting, Welby; Caecilian, Tristan Lucas; Caiman, Gergo; Chameleon, Hawthorne; Cricket, Burgess Jerome; Datnoid, Abiola; Fíl, Árvakur; Frosch, Hedda; Gecko, Samuel P.; Hagfish, Marjorie; Jokirapu, Inkeri; Kangaroo, Matilda Zara; Katydid, Angus; Krill, Pascale; Lemming, Alfons Gerard; Lizard, Elmer; Lungfish, Enoch; Mantella, Garabina; Merganser, Hazel; Mudpuppy, Deandre; Newt, Camlin; Oarfish, Luella Marie; Oscar, Oscar Filbert; Osprey, Henrietta; Pióca, Stanczia; Porcupine, Rudella; Saltamontes, Ernesto; Sea Otter, Mason Daniel Fabion; Skink, Priscilla; Schwan, Gudruna; Tortoise, Zigor; Vole, Egerton Leland (deceased); Wren, Maximilian.


ARCHONS – 2017
Kuttu, Klarissa Escalade (Chief Archon)

Amphiuma, Dudley; Arowana, Donat; Bonobo, Nakato; Cangrejo, José Basilio; Chameleon, Seymour; Crayfish, Thomas Frederick; Datnoid, Wattana; Deer, Alfhild; Gecko, Theodore Maximilian; Hoopoe, Imara; Kakkalakki, Njáll Jóhan; Kungsfiskare, Olaf Greger; Lehm, Aleksandra Elisabet; Lionfish, Elliott; Lizard, Marcela; Mantis Henry; Molly, Johannes; Mudpuppy, Ralph; Newt, Rodney; Oscar, Karma; Owl, Dominique Françoise; Pająk, Ilona; Polar Bear, Clovinda; Polipo, Dante Aurelio; Puffin, Nathan Edward; Puma, Sofia Ioanna; Quetzal, Tania Jimena Izabella; Salamander, Quentin Holder; Sammakko, Aava Matilda; Slange, Anika Kamilla; Tarantula, Xiomara; Taube, Ekkehardt; Tortoise, Aristodama; Turtle, Todd.


ARCHONS — 2016
Mink, Raymond H. (Chief Archon)

Aardvark, Merinda Norne; Adder, Drystan; Anaconda, Felicia; Arowana, Odilon; Blenny, Aliza; Caecilian, Delilah; Conure, Enfys; Cuckoo, Clovis; Cuttlefish, Cyril; Frog, Armand Damien; Geoduck, Juan Liu; Goby, Angelina; Gourami, Zafran; Guppy, Petra Milena; Kangaroo, Elanora Gurley; Kilpkonn, Reinhard; Krokodil, Lia Graziana; Newt, Hrodgar; Palaka, Betsog; Pelican, Almeda Tressie; Penguin, Nickolas Quintin; Ragno, Giada Valeria; Rosella, Hiltrude; Rospo, Silvio Federico; Salamander, Percy Granville; Shark, Yardena; Snail, Meghann; Sparrow, Rheba; Tuatara, Tormud; Vuohi, Tapio; Weichtier, Emerick; Worm, Bardulf; Zander, Odile Pierrette; Zebra, Adelbert Jarmo.


ARCHONS – 2015
Cuckoo, Abayomi Tanishia (Chief Archon)

Acarina, Mareike; Anaconda, Marta Julianna; Aucklet, Brandon; Bittern, Emma Gunvor; Blenny, Sibyl; Caiman, Iphigeneia; Crab, Daimhin; Flatworm, Ilona; Frog, Rafferty Xenophon; Kangaroo, Sheila; Lisko, Hennika; Minnow, Agnes Thérèse; Musling, Ingeborg; Newt, Aldert Filippus; Ostrich, Oliver Lionel (Ollie); Otter, Aednat; Otter, Oscar Rinaldo; Possum, Prunella; Python, Zaiman Fabienne; Roadrunner, Reva; Rotta, Hali Götilda; Salamander, Ailukka; Sargo, Uwe; Scorpion, Gordon Anthony; Seahorse, Mannfred Otto; Shark, Bertrand; Shrike, Viðólfur; Starfish, Sofia Triinu; Tanager, Kornelia; Toad, Esmerelda; Tortuga, Monserrat; Wahoo, Oktaviana; Wallaby, Harrison Xavier; Zeteki, Bogden


ARCHONS – 2014
Moose, Buckminster Addison Carlisle Harris  (Chief Archon)

Angelshark
, Horst; Anchovy, Leopold Anton; Black Toad, Duncan; Bluegill, Morley Hammond; Caecilian, Ethan William; Chickadee, Norma Dakota; Colugo, Channary Am; Crapaud, Jean François; Dab, Halldora; Elephant, Anastasia Ludmila Margarita; Gavial, Ophelia; Gombessa, Sanjay; Groda, Edvin Theodor; Hornet, Xenophon; Hydra, Zephron; Isopod, Agamemnon; Junco; Elpidio Domingo; Kangaroo, Donald Liam; Locust, Abigail Chantal; Lory, Alfred Tobago; Matamata, Evelyn Isabel; Newfoundlander, Xanthippe; Nursehound, Amalfried; Panda, Astra Liliana; Pig Frog, Nelson; Rana de Cuernos, Arturo; Salamander, Leonidas; Shrew, Socrates Yorgos; Squid, Enzo Louis Raphaël; Sterlet, Florian; Swan, Ingrid Mathilde; Tuatara, Atarata; Weta, Rhinehart; Wren, Lucas Brayden


ARCHONS – 2013
Rhinoceros, Dewi Merpatee (Chief Archon)

Abalone, Chester Danforth; Anchovy, Francesca Teresa; Barnacle, Galeno Henrico; Barramundi, Claude Benoit; Caterpillar, Anticlea Ianassa; Coccinelle, Françoise Hélène; Crocodile, Octavius; Dolphin, Diego José Rivera Colón; Hellbender, Oonagh Albertina; Hippopotamus, Zenon; Kameleontti, Kalervo Adiko; Keelback, Joseph Valentino; Kodkod, Kevin; Krake, Dagmar Callan; Lamprey, Lujuana; Lamprey, Hamish; Limpkin, Ottmar; Mamba, Enrico Roberto; Mantella, Marie Vilia Pupluna, Margay, Mary, Minnow, Declan Alfred; Osprey, Reginald Paul; Pangolin, Ulysses; Pelican, Reingard Dalton;  Roadrunner, Hagen Roeland; Siren, W.L. (Bill) Stewart; Skipper, Océane Mathilde; Sloth, Norbert; Stilt, Zerlina; Sunfish, Guillaume Antoine Ruprecht; Toad, Henry Houston; Tortoise, Grosvenor; Treefrog, Dominic Eugene; Woodpecker, Paulette


ARCHONS – 2012
Newt, George Irving Nathan Gallagher (Chief Archon)

Aardvark, Drummond Farlan; Agnatha, Marielle; Albatross, Dalton Oskar; Anhinga, Thutmose; Asp, Ottmar; Barracuda, Rosalinda; Bat Ray, Lars Velthur; Bee, Busby; Caecilian, Chira; Copepod, Charlotte Simone; Crab, Derek Baldwin; Cuckoo, Boniface Crispin; Firefly, Murine Nessa; Flamingo, Nevina Mab; Frog, R.M.T. (Rocky); Glass Lizard, Jemima; Jaguarundi, I.R.; Krait, Elijah; Leech, Stephen Farquhar; Moth, Ruprecht; Mudpuppy, Hubert Gregory; Oarwater, Mayward; Pike, Oberon; Platypus, Nicola Anastasia; Rhinoceros, Soledad Yomaris; Salamander, Bipak; Seahorse, Wyndham; Shearwater, Fernanda; Shrew, G. Salvatore; Sidewinder, Sylvester Norman; Sloth, Norbert; Spadefoot, Samuel; Tortoise, Thurmond; Zebra, S. Arnold


ARCHONS – 28 AZ/29AZ (2010/2011)
Porpoise, Amaury Daniel Arnaud (Chief Archon)

Barnacle, William Jane Elvira George; Caecilian, Gemma Nia Agnes Parthenia; Caiman, Arcadia Belinda; Clam, Porfirio Amato; Crab, Hortense Tatiana; Crayfish, W.R. (Bob) Emmanuel; Eel, Elisa Dora; Frog, Andrew James Ogilvy; Gulper, Xenoclea Medea; Hagfish, Juanita Linda; Hummingbird, Julio Eduardo; Kangaroo, Courtenay Tuatha; Kiwi, Sinéad Maeve; Lark, Philip Ronald Arthur Frederick; Leopard, Roop Anindra; Lizard, Francis Luke; Mite, Riley Finbar; Mudskipper, Hartley; Newt, Kamaria;Octopus, Troy Aloysius; Ostrich, Adelaide; Otter, Conrad Timothy; Penguin, Rowitt Livingston Gibbs; Playtpus, Tarquinius Resala; Python; Gabriel Michael Monteith; Salamander, Rosamunda Heather; Slug, Shenandoah Amaryllis; Snail, Sabine Antoinette, Snake; Douglas; Squid, Kalliope Hecuba; Tick, Desi Tok, Toad; Ludmila Raisa, Tuna; Arienne Marcelline; Turtle, Amaranthe Cécile


ARCHONS – 27 AZ (2009)
Giraffe, Alexandrine Mavis (Chief Archon)

Alligator, Bernard Lewis Fontaine; Alligator, Gregory; Arachnid, Hubert Stanley; Beetle, Niccolo Tarquinio Ottavio; Bear (Polar) Nanuk Anana Desna Iluak; Buttonquail, Byron George Anthony; Caecilian, Frances W.D.; Canary, Conroy; Clam, Eliane; Crab, Carlton U.H.; Crocodile, Timothy Ambrose; Frog, Whitney; Goldfish, Guillaume L.; Goose, Jacinta Marinella Pepita; Hawk, Reginald David; Hyrax, Samuel Arthur Franklin; Lizard, Paulina Martina; Mariposa, Emily Ann; Mayfly, Georgina Cuthbert; Milkfish, Karoly; Moth, Penelope; Needlefish, Sabina; Newt, Donatella; Octopus, Alda; Olifant, Hentrick; Perch, Oliver Peter; Salamander, Ernestine; Snail, Zephyrine Anabelle Elina; Squid, Sophia Theresa; Squirrel, Sierpinski; Silverside, Stella; Slug, Thaddeus Reilly; Stork, Rodney Albert; Toad, Corrette; Turtle, Cecil


ARCHONS – 26 AZ (2008)
Grouse, George Frederick (Chief Archon)

Alligator, Dorothy Y.; Ant, S. Hugo; Arachnid, Prudence; Beaver, Lucretius; Beetle, Irma; Blackbuck, Agnes; Caecilian, Audrey; Clam, Diego, Cod, Chantal; Cougar, M. Ellen; Crab, Ambrose; Frog, Alida; Gander, Nicholas; Hummingbird, Albelinda; Lizard, Beate; Lizard, Montgomery; Manatee, Eleanor O.; Minnow, Tavish; Mullet, Gumpert; Newt, Gustavus; Octopus, Octavia; Ostrich, Sigrid; Puffin, Berta; Salamander, Reinhold; Seahorse, Wyndham; Seaturtle, Roland; Slug, Sylvester; Snail, Carlotta; Sow Bug, Bridget; Squid, Bernadette; Stickleback, Abigail; Toad, Horace M.; Tortoise, Herman; Whale, L. Gordon


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