Peacefully, in the comfort of his own home, as a result of Small Ball Fever. Kostas A.E. Squirrel, Park citizen, sports enthusiast, avid wood sculptor, and passionate collector. Often described as a “Rodent’s Rodent,” Gus was, nevertheless, a shy soul who, despite having many friends, enjoyed spending time alone. The proud father of 16 and the grandfather of 8, Gus was also a loyal and loving mate, brother, and friend. He will be sorely missed, especially during this coming Tulip season. In accordance with the family’s wishes, donations in memory of Gus may be made to The Small Ball Fever Research Fund, University of West Terrier, or to the charity of your choice.
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