Harmonious Hannah has been found.
According to Park Police, the oversized stuffed toy was recovered early this morning from a dumpster outside The Park.
Hannah, together with her partner, Harmonious Humphrey, constituted the “harmonious pair” that the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced in July in an initiative to foster insterspecial harmony among youth.
Hannah had been missing since September 13, when she disappeared from her usual Stereotype Sunday spot. According to reports, she was last seen sitting with three young Elephants and a newborn Giraffe. Her partner, Harmonious Humphrey, has since represented the pair at each week’s Stereotype Sunday.
In a brief communiqué this morning, Park Police said a Park citizen alerted them to the discovery at approximately three o’clock this morning.
“Subsequent to the alert, Park Police attended at the site of a dumpster approximately seventeen metres east of The Park. There, we encountered the stuffed toy known as ‘Harmonious Hannah.’ After a thorough investigation of the area, Hannah was taken into custody and is now undergoing tests at the Park Police Crime Laboratory,” the communiqué said.
Police are expected to hold a press conference on the matter later today.