It's a bold idea that is sure to make waves. And, this morning, managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed that The Mammalian Daily is coming on board. "That is music to our ears," said Alvin Tinamou, publisher of The Avian Messenger and one of the organizers of The Park's "Month Without Metaphor." The media-wide initiative, which is set to run for the entire month of May, promises to shake up what many regard as a moribund industry. And as of … [Read all...]
Breaking News

OTD in 2010—Association pulls Cynics’ song from airwaves
The Association of Park Radio Stations (APRS) has pulled one of the Cynics' most controversial songs from the airwaves of its member stations. The APRS, whose members include CLucK Radio, Marine Mammal Radio, Reptile Radio, Radio Drone, bRraydio 4, and Chitter, issued a memorandum early this morning, ordering the stations to cease play of The Cynics' song, "Mothers don't let your puppies grow up to serve Humans." The song, which was … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—Tab Tricolore: “Working on this art installation has saved me.”
It's rare for Tab Tricolore to talk publicly about his feelings, but that's just what happened yesterday. During an interview with Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio, the celebrity chef and award-winning author let down his guard for just a moment and talked openly about his life since his return to The Park in December. "There were some very difficult days," he said, about halfway through the interview. Tricolore, whose PurrBoy Café … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of Mammalian Daily reporters
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has its lawyers poised to file a cease and desist order if Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros makes good on his promise to reveal the names of all of the newspaper's journalists. In a tweet this morning, Tavros said he planned to reveal the name of one journalist per day until he has named them all: In an earlier tweet, the talk show host asked his followers if they agreed that it was time for the … [Read all...]
More Park News

OTD in 2014—Chief Archon Buckminster Moose: The Interview, Part Two
MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE This is Part Two of The Mammalian Daily's exclusive interview with 2014 Chief Archon Buckminster Moose. Click here to read Part One. As the 2014 Chief Archon shifts his … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 0216—Balls columnist lends private collection to Park Museum’s new Flyball exhibition
The Mammalian Daily's balls columnist has lent his private collection of balls to The Park Museum's latest exhibition. In a statement released today, the Board of Governors of The Park Museum and … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 0215—PFO head on 2015 budget: “We can’t have tomorrow’s lunch today.”
The head of the Park Finance Office has a message for Animals who, she says, may have unrealistic expectations of the 2015 budget. "We can't have tomorrow's lunch today," she said in a Mammalian … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood

The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood





