Park Finance Office head Valentina Abeja took some time off today from talking about her 2017 budget to discuss what she calls her ultimate passion: pollination. In an interview on Mammalian Daily Radio's Sunday morning show, Abeja, who presented her second budget on August 17, strongly encouraged her compatriots to "get out and pollinate for the good of The Park and its residents." "I implore all who are able to get out and do your job and … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Finance Office puts 2015 Budget info under embargo until Friday
Park Animals will have to wait until Friday to find out how the Park Finance Office (PFO) intends to spend its funds in the coming year. In a directive to all media (now in possession of the 2015 budget), Park Finance Officer Milton Struts cautioned against disclosing any information until a scheduled press conference at noon on Friday. The budget, which is already two weeks late, has been the subject of much speculation since The Mammalian … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—September on our minds: mark your calendars!
The Park is a busy place in September, and this year, there's even more to do and see and hear. So, The Mammalian Daily is giving you a heads-up on what's on for September 2013. Ready, set, mark your calendars! Official end of estivation It's time to welcome back our friends and fellow Park residents! Let the celebrations begin on September 14! The Beats of Burden Music Festival The 1st annual Beats of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Noreen in talks with TMD to curate new section of newspaper: gossip site
According to the gossip site headsNtales, Noreen is presently in negotiations with The Mammalian Daily to expand her rôle with the paper beyond that of dispensing advice. In a post dated yesterday, the site claims that the advice columnist, best-selling author, and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier has pitched the idea of creating and curating a new section of the newspaper called, "The Righteous Among the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2011—New series based on Paard book leads pack in Fall TV schedule
A new, five-part television series based on a book by historian, Pieter Paard, is set to air this Fall on Park Broadcasting Corporation Television. PBC TV executives confirmed at a press conference … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Stolen autochthonous art recovered by Park Police
An important painting by one of The Park's most revered autochthonous artists has been recovered by Park Police, it was confirmed today. The painting, entitled, L'oiseau à l'affût, was stolen while … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2007—Let’s Talk Balls! with Bailey: The Golf Ball
Today’s ball is the GOLF ball. The golf ball has a long history with Dogs. Originally known as the “gulf” ball, these dimpled, spherical formations were discovered at the mouth of the Gulf of … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
