Vowing not to repeat the mistakes that led to the stampede before last Spring's Fowl Ball, The Park's grooming houses have banded together to ensure that all clients are cared for as they prepare to attend The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). "We want to assure our clients that they will be seen, no matter what. To that end, we will honour all appointments in the order in which they were made and all last-minutes will be seen, though they … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Beats of Burden lineup announced
BREAKING NEWS With a lot of song and a little dance, this year's Beats of Burden Music Festival is leaving very little to chance. That's not to say there's anything boring or predictable about this year's lineup. Far from it. There's something for everyone at the three-day charity fest and that was a smart move on the part of its hosts, the Beasts of Burden. "We looked for a real mix this year, something for young and old, timid and … [Read all...]

OTD in 2013—Rapper Will.o.be. to Park’s estivators: “Welcome back!”
Famous Park rapper Will.o.be. opened the first annual Beats of Burden Music Festival on Saturday with a tribute to The Park's estivating population. As the rapper leapt to the stage amid almost deafening cheers, he stopped to bow to a group of estivators at the front of the crowd. "I'm as happy as everybody else is that The Park's entire population is present and accounted for and ready to roar," he said. Then he turned his microphone toward … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Bitter Litter Pictures offers a preview of PIFF 2013
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OTD in 2016—PMoCA unveils Slow Art Movement painting in honour of Park’s estivators
Tomorrow marks the official end of estivation. It's time to welcome back the friends we haven't seen for over two months and to move into The Park's busy Autumn social season. But even though a … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—The Beats gets bigger: lineup for music festival’s fourth year announced today
"Bigger" and "better" were the words most often uttered this morning as Beasts of Burden lead singer Alfredo Ox announced the lineup for the fourth annual Beats of Burden Music Festival. "We know … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood

The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood