MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE Noreen has penned a heartfelt open letter to the "Humans of the world." The longtime Mammalian Daily advice columnist and University of West Terrier Adjunct Professor of Human Studies tweeted this morning that she "could not stay silent for long" and that she would post her open letter to the Humans of the world "soon." This afternoon, she sat down with our Human Affairs Reporter to discuss the letter and her … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Gossip site: Thisbe had relationship with Mammalian Daily Balls columnist
The Park’s “most-watched” gossip web site headsNtales is reporting that, some years ago, Thisbe had a relationship with Bailey, The Mammalian Daily's longtime Balls columnist. According to the report, the founder and lead singer of The Park's most successful and beloved musical group had a "short but productive relationship with Bailey, who was the Mammalian Daily Balls Columnist for over a decade. Sources say they remained friends long … [Read all...]
OTD in 2010—Cynics’ digital re-release tops charts
Munch on this: Park recording artists, The Cynics (a.k.a. Philosopher Dogs) appear to have made a spectacular comeback with the digital re-release, this month, of their debut recording, Eat Your Food. The group, which was certified by the Canine Music Association in 24 AZ, released two recordings during their first year, Eat Your Food and Take the A Frame. Sales of both recordings were "extremely strong, especially for newcomers", says CMA … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Full schedule of events released for 2015 Groundhog Day celebrations
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has released the Official Schedule of the 2015 Groundhog Day Celebrations. At a press conference held early this morning, Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for the department, announced plans for what the department has dubbed the “most jam-packed” Groundhog Day celebrations ever. “We're making history this year with a new, expanded version," Kanariar said, beaming. Those who … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Designer remains closed-beaked on subject of prognostication pad
Nesthetics designer Romulus Bowerbird remains closed-beaked about this year's prognostication pad, saying only in a recently-issued statement that he is excited about the new design and feels … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Raymond H. Mink bows out of UWT gig
The University of West Terrier is scrambling to find a replacement for Raymond H. Mink, who was scheduled to speak at the UWT Annual Open House on January 29. Mink had planned to deliver a short … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—”It’s about the message,” say protesters as standoff continues at TMD offices
As the standoff between protesters and Mammalian Daily editors enters its third day, the reasons for this historic protest are becoming clear. "Primarily, it's about the message you're sending, … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
