The law courts will be busy this month, dealing with a number of high-profile cases scheduled to be heard by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon. Below is a list of trials to watch in October. October 17: The Park v Gunnar Rotte: charged with disturbing the peace and inciting violence at a Stereotype Sunday event in August. October 19: The Park v The Gang of Twenty-One: charged with committing crimes of a specist nature in connection with … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Date of Snowbird Farewell changed
The date of The Park's annual Snowbird Farewell has been pushed back one week. In a short statement released today, Public Relations Director Aintza Kanariar confirmed that the event will take place on October 19 from this year on. No reason was given for the adjustment, but many in The Park's weather-making and farming communities believe it is due to the warmer temperatures The Park has been experiencing over the last decades. Many in The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Museum takes heat for letter blaming construction workers
The Board of Governors of the Park Museum has come under fire for appearing to blame members of the Association of Professional Park Construction Workers (APPCW) for the ongoing strike at the museum. In an open letter addressed to the museum's future patrons, the Board contends that it has bargained "in good faith" and been conscientious about attending negotiations with the APPCW's representatives. The letter appears on the museum's web … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Groups cry foul as “politics” nixed at 2015 Harvest Festival
The Weather Makers, Producers and Sellers Alliance of The Park (WMPSAP) and the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) are crying foul this morning, after the announcement that their plans to host information booths at Sunday's annual Harvest Festival have been nixed by the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations. In a terse communiqué dated yesterday, the Department reiterated its … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Tavros calls Kanariar “foolish, traitor”
Toro Talk Radio talk show host Yannis Tavros has found himself in hot water once again over remarks he made about Aintza Kanariar of The Park's Department of Holidays, Festivals, and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Officer charged with injuring Doe of Peace at PIFF after-after party
A Park Police officer has been charged with two counts of biting after a member of The Park's peacekeeping force was injured during an outbreak of violence at last night's PIFF after-after … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Rapper Will.o.be. to stand trial for defacing Tree at music fest
Rapper Will.o.be. will stand trial in December on one charge of mischief and two charges of assault on a living being, it was announced today. The charges relate to the singer's alleged defacing of an … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
