Not even the presence of a record number of police officers could mar Park residents' enjoyment of this year's Autumn festivals. In fact, according to its organizers, the 20th annual Harvest Festival saw its largest turnout in history on Thursday. Friday's annual Snowbird Farewell was also an extremely popular event this year. "We were a bit worried, what with the recent violence, that fewer Animals would show up," said Cécile Bardot, who … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Less than three weeks left to confirm your eligibility for Archon selection: DPA
The Department of Political Administration (DPA) has issued a reminder to all Park citizens: you have until the end of October to confirm your eligibility to stand as a candidate for Archon. "The department wishes to remind all adult Park citizens that, by law, they must confirm their eligibility to stand as candidates for Archon and they must do so by the end of October," says the reminder. According to the rules of zoocracy, illness … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—Inktvis and Krake perform at annual Snowbird sendoff
Inktvis and Krake, the current darlings of The Park's musical scene, performed before a packed crowd at last night's Snowbird Farewell. The pair played alongside The Canary Cousins and the rap group, The Tweeters, marking the first time in Park history that non-Avian musicians have been invited to perform at the annual festival. "We were delighted that they accepted [our invitation]," said Arabella Hawk, spokesBird for the yearly event. "The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—On the docket: these are the trials to follow this October
The law courts will be busy this month, dealing with a number of high-profile cases scheduled to be heard by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon. Below is a list of trials to watch in October. October 17: The Park v Gunnar Rotte: charged with disturbing the peace and inciting violence at a Stereotype Sunday event in August. October 19: The Park v The Gang of Twenty-One: charged with committing crimes of a specist nature in connection with … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Slowly but surely, The Mammalian Daily is adding full bylines to its articles
Our astute readers probably have noticed something new on The Mammalian Daily's web site. And many of them might be saying to themselves, "It's high time." Yes, dear readers, we have embarked on a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Simply Structures loses bid to build 2015 prognostication pad
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations announced today that it has selected Nesthetics as the provider of the 2015 Groundhog Day prognostication pad. In a short statement released … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Stan the Spitman speaks out about the use and misuse of his product at PIFF
Less than a week after the end of the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF), Stan the Spitman is speaking out about the unlawful use of his product at PIFF events. In an op-ed piece … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood