Doves of Peace spokesBird Georgina Golub has a bone to pick with The Park's internet dating services. In a interview on AVN Radio this morning, Golub, who has served with the Doves of Peace for almost a decade, took both CyBird Dating Services and GanderMatch.com to task, blaming them for jeopardizing the family structure of her species and others. "We [Doves] are monogamous. At least, that's the way it always was until these services … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Director Zebra peddles compassion and hope in WINK: PIFF Feature Film Review
WINK ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Directed by G.D. Zebra | 65 minutes | Premiere screening October 1 at the Park Cinema It sounds cliché, but it was true: there wasn't a dry eye in the theatre on the night of October 1. By the time the credits rolled at the premiere of G.D. Zebra's amazing new film, WINK, it seemed as though all Park Animals had found it in their hearts to embrace each other for the rest of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Less than three weeks left to confirm your eligibility for Archon selection: DPA
The Department of Political Administration (DPA) has issued a reminder to all Park citizens: you have until the end of October to confirm your eligibility to stand as a candidate for Archon. "The department wishes to remind all adult Park citizens that, by law, they must confirm their eligibility to stand as candidates for Archon and they must do so by the end of October," says the reminder. According to the rules of zoocracy, illness … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Park Repertory Theatre to raise funds from tours of Aardeekhoorn’s burrow
The burrow of the late playwright Imogen Aardeekhoorn will be the subject of a series of guided tours hosted by the Park Repertory Theatre, The Mammalian Daily has learned. The tours will help the theatre raise much-needed funds, according to Chief Executive, Valencienne Castor. "We struggle to make ends meet and Imogen was well aware of the situation. I believe that was one of the reasons she left the burrow to the theatre," Castor … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—On the docket: these are the trials to follow this October
The law courts will be busy this month, dealing with a number of high-profile cases scheduled to be heard by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon. Below is a list of trials to watch in … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Date of Snowbird Farewell changed
The date of The Park's annual Snowbird Farewell has been pushed back one week. In a short statement released today, Public Relations Director Aintza Kanariar confirmed that the event will take … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Museum takes heat for letter blaming construction workers
The Board of Governors of the Park Museum has come under fire for appearing to blame members of the Association of Professional Park Construction Workers (APPCW) for the ongoing strike at the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
