The Weather Makers, Producers and Sellers Alliance of The Park (WMPSAP) and the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) are crying foul this morning, after the announcement that their plans to host information booths at Sunday's annual Harvest Festival have been nixed by the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations. In a terse communiqué dated yesterday, the Department reiterated its … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Tavros calls Kanariar “foolish, traitor”
Toro Talk Radio talk show host Yannis Tavros has found himself in hot water once again over remarks he made about Aintza Kanariar of The Park's Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations. Following an interview that he conducted last week with the Public Relations Director, Tavros called her "foolish," "a traitor," and "lacking in insight." The radio talk show host, who is known for his candid talk and less than flattering view of Park … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Officer charged with injuring Doe of Peace at PIFF after-after party
A Park Police officer has been charged with two counts of biting after a member of The Park's peacekeeping force was injured during an outbreak of violence at last night's PIFF after-after party. Witnesses say that Doe of Peace Rozmonda Ricke, was "just doing her job," separating the crowd at The PurrBoy Café, when a member of the Federation of Canine Security Workers (FCSW) approached her from behind and pulled her tail. According to Ricke, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Rapper Will.o.be. to stand trial for defacing Tree at music fest
Rapper Will.o.be. will stand trial in December on one charge of mischief and two charges of assault on a living being, it was announced today. The charges relate to the singer's alleged defacing of an Oak Tree during the last evening of the Beats of Burden music festival in September. With his legal representative by his side, the rapper appeared before Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon yesterday afternoon. The Justice formally laid the charges, set … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2017—What’s up in October
The Park really heats up in the Autumn, with celebrations, migrations, and hibernation preparation. Here's a taste of what's in store for October 17. Mark your calendars! Yes, folks, it's that time … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Hundreds jailed after Noon Nuttiness protest turns violent
Hundreds of Animals were jailed this afternoon, after a group of angry protesters interrupted the Noon Nuttiness screening at the Park Cinema and demanded that audience members hand over their … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Searching for the Spitman: Noon Nuttiness Review
Searching for the Spitman: A Journey Through Foam, Froth, and Fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Directed by Ernesto Santiago Camello | 23 minutes | Final screening October 5 at the Park Cinema We’re all familiar with our … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
