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Archives for April 13, 2012

Feral Four release lyrics to controversial new song

April 13, 2012 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

The popular Park musical group, The Feral Four, has released the lyrics to its controversial new song several months ahead of the original schedule.

Giuseppe, Giancarlo, and the Cross-Eyed Guy, had already become a hot topic on social media, as Animals posted harsh criticisms of it on Gewper and GooseBook even before they knew all the song’s lyrics.

One Gewper member, who goes by the name of “Due Claus” called it “an affront to Feline sensibilities,” while another accused the group of “sycophantic tendencies that should be treated before they become accepted in The Park.”

The group’s manager, however, shrugs off the criticism.

“It all comes with the territory. Animals are sensitive about their relationships with Humans…and rightly so. But the song is definitely not sycophantic with regard to Humans. It is meant to depict life in the Feral Feline community outside The Park and I think it does that quite well.”

A big part or the controversy over the song stems from the fact that the group has fashioned the lyrics to the rhythm of a song that was written by a Human.

“This is the first time that Park musicians have done such a thing…it’s bound to cause a stir,” says Angus Katydid, head of the Association of Park Radio Stations (APRS).

While most members of The Park’s musical community have chosen not to comment on the song, The Cynics sent this message to the group, through their manager, Damien Skyle:

“You know it’s authentic when it causes an uproar. Go the distance and don’t back down!”

Filed Under: Breaking News, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

Giuseppe, Giancarlo, and the Cross-Eyed Guy

April 13, 2012 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

Giuseppe, Giancarlo, and the Cross-Eyed Guy
Lyrics by The Feral Four
Rhythm by Bob Dylan (Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts)

The mating season over, the Toms were all planning to move on,
The neighbourhood was quiet, except for some howling on the lawn,

The days were getting longer and the nights were warming up,
Anyone with any scents had already packed up.
He was sitting on the WELCOME mat,
looking like the Cross-Eyed Guy.

He moved across the covered porch,
“Pour some out for everyone,” he said.
Then everyone went back to doin’
what they’d been doin’ before he turned their heads.
Then he walked up to the Human and he asked her for a rub,
“Could you kindly tell me, misses, what the name is of this grub?”
Then he leaned into the dining bowl,
Face down like the Cross-Eyed Guy.

Out behind the barbecue, the other Cats were playing hide-and-seek,
Giuseppe had the upper hand,  at least until some Tabbies got a peek,
Out front, the streets were fillin’ up and the windows were open wide,
A gentle breeze was blowin’, you could feel it from inside.
Giuseppe went to hide again and ran into the Cross-Eyed Guy.

Giancarlo, he was no one’s fool, he had the group’s only twisted ear,
He made his usual entrance, lookin’ oh-so-tough, yet oh-so-dear,
With his silver coat and his tabby tail and his piercing bright green eyes,
He got whatever he wanted, whatever was the prize,
But his silver coat and his tabby tail,
They were no match for the Cross-Eyed Guy. 

Filed Under: The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

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