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Look what’s coming up in March!

March 1, 2022 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

There’s always a lot going on in The Park come Springtime and the action starts in March. Mark these Park events on your calendar so you don’t miss a thing!


March 1-31: The Park Museum celebrates its seventh birthday Come and celebrate the seventh anniversary of the opening of The Park Museum!

Stop by for treats or spend the whole day at the museum. There’s plenty to see and do and eat and drink and it’s all free of charge.

Can’t make it during the day? No problem! Reserve your place at one or all of the birthday concerts every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night in March, starting at eight o’clock. Post-concert parties begin at ten o’clock. See you there!

March 1-31: Museum Month In 2015, the Archons proclaimed March to be Museum Month in The Park. That means that all Park museums and galleries offer free admission throughout the month. Take advantage of this great opportunity to learn about our history and appreciate our rich culture by visiting The Park Museum, The Park Museum of Contemporary Art, The Ewe and Moo Gallery, The Tortoiseshell Gallery, The Kipos Gallery, The Knochen Kunst Gallery, Fusion Ceramics Studio, The Park Museum of Contemporary Art, the art gallery at the University of West Terrier, and the small museum at the Institute for the Study of Mammalian Life.

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March 13: Closing date for the Otter Ice Slide
Yes, we’re all looking forward to Spring, but some of us just can’t shake that Winter feeling. If that describes you, get over to the Otter Ice Slide while the weather still permits. There’s no feeling like it, but that feeling won’t last past March 13.

March 16-23: UWT Hosts For second year in a row, the University of West Terrier will host a series of talks and information sessions for both Park residents and Humans. Chaired by Noreen, adjunct professor of Human Studies and director of the Human Crisis Task Force, the talks will see experts from a number of field discuss the differences in physical and mental health, behaviour, and lifestyle among different species. Open to the public. No tickets necessary, but registration on site is mandatory.

March 24: Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnic The Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnic is one of our most beloved seasonal and artistic events. Now in its twenty-sixth year, the Picnic has expanded to include haiku and rap, but the format of the day remains the same. Don’t forget to check the weather forecast so you know how to dress to avoid either frozen nose syndrome or soggy bottom.

The Park's semi-annual "Shake for Charity" will now be called "The Shakeoff"

March 29: The Park’s semi-annual “Shakeoff” Formerly the “Shake for Charity,” this semi-annual event aids those who have no coat. The Shakeoff also offers free grooming and refreshments to participants.
“If you have a coat, share it with those who don’t.”

March 30:
Tulip season
Yes, it’s that time of year already. Tap your apps to find the latest emerging bulbs. If you need any technical help, our resident experts at The Mammalian Daily will be on hand to aid you in locating your favourite Springtime snack.

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