2014 pre-hibernation sales are brisk, shopkeepers and service providers report
Hibernation outfitters and service providers are pleased with their sales thus far, according to the Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS).
“2014 looks like a banner year and it comes as a bit of a surprise,” said founder and current PASS president Wellington Whistlepig this morning in an interview on Mammalian Daily Radio.
Shopkeepers and grooming houses are reporting “brisk” business this season and the banks have reported larger than average deposits.
“If sales continue at this rate, we could match last year’s figures or even surpass them, which would be an amazing feat, considering that we had two extra weeks of shopping last year,” Whistlepig said.
The 2013 pre-hibernation season was extended from November 17 to December 1, due to difficulties in calculating the votes and establishing a winner in the election for Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS). The result was an increase in retail sales as well as an increase in expenditures in the construction sector, as Animals used the extra time to renovate their hibernation quarters or to build new ones.
This year, though, the Park Election Office says we can expect the results to be announced well before November 17, the official date of hibernation.
“Gone are the days of next-day results,” Park Election Office head Gerrit Wezel says.
“Our exploding population and the skyrocketing growth in the number of candidates make that impossible. But I can guarantee that we will have the results by the weekend,” he says.
The announcement likely will result in a rush to make last-minute arrangements, so Whistlepig is quick to remind Park Animals that shops will be closed until 1:00 p.m. on Friday, November 14 in order to celebrate the ceremonies of the Surrender of the Nut.
