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Test your Park theatre and film knowledge

October 22, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

The Park has a vibrant theatre and film scene.  How much do you know about it?

Take our quiz and find out!

Park Theatre and Film Quiz

Filed Under: Breaking News, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

How much do you know about Park life?

October 21, 2011 By TMD Reporters

It’s quiz week at The Mammalian Daily!  Try today’s quick quiz and find out how much you know about commercial life in The Park:

Commercial Life in The Park

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life

It’s Quiz Week at The Mammalian Daily!

October 20, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

The Park is a culturally rich place. In the past 30 years, zoocracy and freedom have given rise to much musical expression.

How much do you know about music in The Park? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

 

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

Take our quiz!

October 19, 2011 By Sigrún Maur, TMD Political Affairs Reporter

Park ArchonsA new survey indicates that 37% of Park Animals do not know how their government works.

Click on the Archons at the left to take our quiz and see how much you know!

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life, Politics/Law/Crime

Inktvis and Krake perform at annual Snowbird sendoff

October 13, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

Inktvis and Krake, the current darlings of The Park’s musical scene, performed before a packed crowd at last night’s Snowbird Farewell. The pair played alongside The Canary Cousins and the rap group, The Tweeters, marking the first time in Park history that non-Avian musicians have been invited to perform at the annual festival.

“We were delighted that they accepted [our invitation],” said Arabella Hawk, spokesBird for the yearly event.  “The more species that come out to participate in our celebration, the more the Avian citizens of The Park feel the love. It helps us to know that we’ll be welcome when we return in the Spring.”

The aquatic pair performed a selection of songs and instrumentals from their earlier recordings as well as their current hit, 3 Hearts, 1 Head. As the festival drew to a close, they returned to the stage to sing backup for The Canary Cousins during their encore of Life is Tweet.

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

Park Post office unveils historical stamps

October 7, 2011 By TMD Reporters

The Park Post Office has unveiled its new set of historical stamps. The stamps will go on sale on November 1 and will be available at the Post Office building as well as at selected retailers throughout The Park.

 

Jor, The Park's First Leader
Commemorating Jor, The Park’s First Leader
The Archons of Zoocracy
Lion Cave Painting
Celebrating the Discovery of Cave Paintings in The Park

The creation of Media in The Park
The University of West Terrier
Celebrating The Park’s Annual Feline Fiction Fest

PIFF 5
PIFF Turns Five
Park Animal Happiness
Park Animal Happiness

 

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, Economy and Business, Park Life

PIFF Opening Gala sets scene for successful 7th Festival

October 2, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

PIFF organizers appeared jubilant last night, as they gathered outside The Park Cinema following the screening of the festival’s opening film, Naked, Toothless, and Blind.  Alongside them, celebrities and reporters stood, dodging flashbulbs and waving to the adoring crowd.

“It’s been an uphill battle all year,” said PIFF Communications President, Leola Ocelot, referring not just to funding problems but to the fact that several films that were scheduled to debut here were still in the shooting stage when the 2011 list was announced.

“In the end, though, everything worked out perfectly and it looks as though this is going to be our most successful festival yet,” she concluded.

On the red carpet, flashing freshly-whitened teeth and swishing tails adorned with carefully-placed rhinestones , NT and B‘s twin stars Anders and Frederikke Egern answered reporters’ questions in between chatting with their film’s producers, Etienne Escurel and Mabbina Marmot.

The 7th Annual Park Interspecial Film Festival continues until October 5.  A total of thirty films will be screened at venues across The Park.

Filed Under: Breaking News, PIFF, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

Park’s media organizations plan protest against newcomer

September 25, 2011 By TMD Reporters

The Park’s governing Archons, in association with the Federation of Canine Security Workers (FCSW) have issued a statement urging calm this morning, as media organizations across The Park prepare for a mass demonstration against a Vegetable newspaper that has signalled its intent to set up shop here later this month.

According to Balthasar Alouatta, spokesAnimal for the Archons, the action was prompted by yesterday’s attack on the new publication by the editor of The Equine Echo.  In a radio interview, Keating Capall declared that the new publication “comes from the dirt and does nothing but dig in the dirt and shake it all over our pristine media landscape.”

The Archons’ statement, which was published in all Park newspapers and read on radio and television stations, called for “calm and reasonableness” in the face of what the media organizations perceive as a threat.

“It is our intent to support the ethos of diversity in our Park and, to that end, we urge calm and reasonableness on the part of our media,” the statement read, in part.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Media

PIFF organizers announce opening night film

September 20, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

With less than two weeks to go before the first red carpet affair, the organizers of The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) today confirmed the name of the work that will open this year’s event.

At a press conference held this morning at the Park Cinema, PIFF Communications President, Leola Ocelot, announced that the first film to be screened at the opening gala on October 1 will be Naked, Toothless, and Blind.  The film, which was produced by Etienne Escurel and Mabbina Marmot, has been described as a “dark tale enveloping a bright interior.”

The Park Interspecial Film Festival is celebrating its 7th year this season.  Before calendar harmonization, the Festival was known, affectionately, as “Five Days in Felis.”  In its first year, the Festival screened six films; this year, organizers say, thirty films will grace screens across The Park and the list of celebrity attendants is the longest in the Festival’s history.

Filed Under: Breaking News, PIFF, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

New series based on Paard book leads pack in Fall TV schedule

August 23, 2011 By Aednat Eilifint, TMD Arts and Entertainment Reporter

Author and historian Pieter Paard

A new, five-part television series based on a book by historian, Pieter Paard, is set to air this Fall on Park Broadcasting Corporation Television.

PBC TV executives confirmed at a press conference today that it has purchased the series, which is based on Paard’s historical tome, From Slavery to Freedom: A History of Pack Animals.  The exact broadcast date was not announced, but it is rumoured to be slated for airing on October 1, the start of the new television season.

The series, which was filmed in The Park at the beginning of the Summer, stars Park heartthrob, Leopoldo Llama, in the title role of Antonio Astoa.  The book was adapted for film by Sonia Esel and Bernardo Burro.

Filed Under: Breaking News, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

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