Park Finance Officer Milton Struts believed he had a sweet secret to share this morning when he strode up to the press conference podium to release his Office's expense projections for 2014, otherwise known as The Park Budget. Displaying confidence in the PFO's "tough decisions," and assuming the budget would be "widely approved," the smiling Struts assured reporters and observers that "we listened intently to Park Animals' concerns" and that … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2013—A sneak peek at some stories that we’re working on
As July comes to a close, we thought we'd let you sneak a peek at some of the stories that we're working on. PIFF. The Park Interspecial Film Festival is just two months away. We eagerly await the announcement of this year's lineup, special events, and news. Behind the scenes, we've been interviewing past participants and we look forward to sharing with you what we've learned from them. THE BUDGET What would Summer be without the big … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Park Museum’s EDAM Gala sells out
If you were thinking of buying a ticket to tonight's gala celebration of Holstein Fashion's EDAM Collection, The Park Museum has some bad news for you: the event has sold out. The Board of Governors made the announcement on the museum's web site yesterday. But if you still have your heart set on attending, you have one last chance to obtain a ticket: according to the web announcement, any returned tickets will be sold at the museum's entrance at … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—EDAM statistics show how economy affects Animals’ view of domestication
It's been almost a month since Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM) wrapped up and the statistics are now in. In a short statement that accompanied their release this morning, the Departments of Well-Being and Safety and Holidays, Festivals and Celebrations expressed their "heartfelt gratitude to all who participated in the event, and especially to those who worked tirelessly to make it the most comprehensive and inclusive EDAM so … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Park ART Walk 2015, Extinction Anxiety Clinic join forces to celebrate work of endangered species
BREAKING NEWS The organizers of the 2015 Park ART Walk (PAW) announced today that they have collaborated with the Extinction Anxiety Clinic (EAC) to celebrate the artistic endeavours of The Park's … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—Groups unite to fight creation of unified currency
The recent call by the governor of the Central Bank of The Park to unify Animal currencies has given rise to what some have called an "unlikely alliance." Members of a number of advocacy groups, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Coalition calls emergency meeting at Cackling Goose to discuss budget
BREAKING NEWS A coalition of groups whose interests range from weather, food production, education, and healthcare to business and technology has called an emergency meeting tonight at The Cackling … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
