The theme of this month's Stereotype Sunday will be Birds. The announcement was made this morning in a joint press statement issued by the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety. "On April 30, we'll have the opportunity to flock together at our monthly themed Stereotype Sunday. We look forward to seeing you there to gain new understanding and express our appreciation of The Park's Avian population," the statement said. The … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Park Animals sighted at celebrity can opening
A number of Park citizens were caught on camera yesterday afternoon, eating, partying, and rubbing up against celebrities at a can opening outside The Park. According to the gossip web site headsNtales, which published a series of pictures taken at the outdoor event, a "large group of Park Animals" attended the can opening hosted by Humans. "The exceptionally well-attended event included a vast sampling of different canned foods, sparkling … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Introducing Five Questions For…
The Mammalian Daily is proud to introduce our new interview series, Five Questions For... Five Questions For—or FQF— will be a series of short interviews designed to help readers get to know their fellow Park Animals better. Not all our FQF interviewees may be familiar to you, but we promise that you'll be glad we gave you the chance to get to know them. Asking the five questions will be our Focus reporter, Riikard Havik. A graduate of the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Sneak-a-Snuggle refugees healthy and happy to be free: Hermione Hippo
The more than one hundred Animals who were liberated yesterday in a raid on a Sneak-a-Snuggle outside The Park are "relatively healthy and happy to be free," according to Hermione Hippo, head nurse at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm. Hippo, who is also an Assistant Professor in the School of Medicine at the University of West Terrier, said she was called in to the hospital in the very early hours of April 23 to assess and triage … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Police launch early morning raid on Sneak-a-Snuggle outside Park
BREAKING NEWS At a press conference held this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) took to the podium to confirm reports of an early morning … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—List of participants grows daily as May’s Month Without Metaphor nears
The list of participants in Park media's second annual Month Without Metaphor (MWM) continues to grow, as newspapers, radio and television stations, and even web sites sign on. "We are very pleased … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—KwikLiks: The Park’s first “flash groomer” opens its doors
The Park's newest grooming house has opened in a flash and that's not just a metaphor. As its name suggests, KwikLiks offers quick grooming or, as its proprietress Maitea Behi says, "Flash … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
