The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has issued its first-ever Summer security alert. In a communiqué released this morning, the DWBS informs Animals of the increased risk of capture by Humans vacationing in The Park this Summer. "We have estimated the level of risk to be high to very high for the Summer of 2015," DWBS Director of Public Relations Cornelius Kakapo says in the communiqué. "Due to recent economic challenges in … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—Gianfranco Colocolo novel to become feature film
The popular Park mystery novel, Murder at the Fishbowl, is to become a feature film, according to the book's publisher. Momoko Yamaneko, Editor-in-Chief of Prionailurus Press, S.A. confirmed in an email this morning that Bitter Litter Pictures has purchased the film rights from the book's author. No other details have been revealed. The novel, which debuted at The Park's Feline Fiction Fest in 25 AZ (2007), is scheduled to be released in … [Read all...]
OTD in 0214—Grooming house stampede “logical outcome” of changing times: PASS
The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS) released its report today on the May 31 stampede at Tallulah's Toilettage. The report chronicles the events before and after the stampede occurred. It also offers a list of recommendations that are the result of a series of meetings held by Association members in the wake of the tragedy that injured 68 Animals and resulted in the arrest of 35 others. At a public event held this afternoon, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Barkettes issue invitation to bring Tartan Crab artefacts to Sunday concert
Do you have a ticket to the Barkettes' free concert at the Tartan Crab Memorial Pond on Sunday? Did you know the Tartan Crab? If you or your family or friends knew the Tartan Crab and have any artefacts or memorabilia associated with the Tartan Crab, the Barkettes we would like you to bring it with you to their free concert on Sunday. The following invitation was issued late this evening directly by Thisbe and the Barkettes: Although the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Hacked Maple Tree dies as police continue search for AnonyMoose
The Maple Tree found hacked eight days ago has died, according to Park Police. In a brief statement issued this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Theatre Review: The Sound of One Nut Cracking
The power is in the understatements in “Mixed Nuts,” the compelling one-Chipmunk drama that opened for a short time in Alepou (November) and is scheduled for a return engagement this Barnabus … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—One Human dead, reporter held for questioning outside Park
The Insect Intelligencer has confirmed that reporter, ZeeZee Legy, has been held for questioning outside The Park in connection with the death of a Human late last night. The dead Human, whose name … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
