BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has chosen veteran Park citizen Hieronymous Hedgehog as its 2013 Animal of the Year. In a press announcement this morning, managing editor Orphea Haas said the newspaper's staff was impressed by "the demeanour he displayed in the face of what seemed like never-ending controversy." "Hieronymous Hedgehog became the model of a calm, loyal Park citizen. When faced with a barrage of criticism, he refused to strike … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 0216—Bedfellows’ backing singer on bed rest after near-fatal attack outside Park
Hugo Percevejo, backing singer with the group PolyTICKS and The Bedfellows, is on bed rest today after he suffered a near-fatal attack yesterday outside The Park. According to Kalervo Lude, the group's manager, Percevejo left The Park yesterday afternoon to visit friends in their new home. Their visit was interrupted by a gang of Humans who threw them out of the home after spraying them with some kind of toxic substance. Lude said Percevejo … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Archons unveil logo of “Zoocracy 35”
The 2016 Archons and the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations (DHFC) have unveiled the official logo of this year's celebration of the founding of zoocracy in The Park. At a press event this morning, DHFC director of public relations Aintza Kanariar introduced Chief Archon Raymond Mink, who spoke for a few minutes about Park history and the struggle for Animal self-rule. Then, assisted by his fellow Archons, he pulled the cover … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Caution is key to safety this holiday season: DWBS
The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has issued its annual seasonal advisory, warning Animals to beware of Humans who display certain characteristics that "might prove dangerous down the road." The advisory, which was issued on December 20, warns Park Animals against associating with Humans who display overly-friendly behaviour toward them or who take an “interest in their life circumstances that goes beyond normal … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—”Think Safety” the theme of this year’s travel advisory, say police, DWBS
The theme of this year's travel advisory is "Think Safety." As they issued their annual advisory for travel both inside and outside The Park, the police and the Department of Well-Being and Safety … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—DWBS adds sensitivity to endangered species to annual safety advisory
The police and the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) have added a little something to their Winter travel advisory: the suggestion that we be sensitive to our endangered species. In … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—2017 will be the year of the political book, say Park publishers
A slew of books dealing with politics and zoocracy is set to be released in 2017, according to the Association of Park Publishers (APP). Inspired by the upcoming celebration of zoocracy's … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
