The Park Historical Society is calling on the 2015 Archons and the Park Census Office (PCO) to institute a new census by the end of 2017.[pullquote]All mature societies have some idea of who makes up their population, who needs what, where, when, and why. We are well behind in this respect.—Clark Cascanueces, Park Historical Society president [/pullquote] In an interview this morning on Toro Talk Radio, PHS president Clark Cascanueces told … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Prepare for all-out food fight as farmers and app makers engage in war of words
Historians may look back on it and jokingly call it the "Tulip War," but at present it's a tense situation that could cause irreparable damage to The Park's food and technology sectors. It started last month, when the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) complained in a print advertisement that The Park's technology companies were encouraging Animals to abandon their natural practices of finding food in … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Not just for the Birds: April’s Stereotype Sunday theme will be Avians
The theme of this month's Stereotype Sunday will be Birds. The announcement was made this morning in a joint press statement issued by the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety. "On April 30, we'll have the opportunity to flock together at our monthly themed Stereotype Sunday. We look forward to seeing you there to gain new understanding and express our appreciation of The Park's Avian population," the statement said. The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Park Animals sighted at celebrity can opening
A number of Park citizens were caught on camera yesterday afternoon, eating, partying, and rubbing up against celebrities at a can opening outside The Park. According to the gossip web site headsNtales, which published a series of pictures taken at the outdoor event, a "large group of Park Animals" attended the can opening hosted by Humans. "The exceptionally well-attended event included a vast sampling of different canned foods, sparkling … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2017—Introducing Five Questions For…
The Mammalian Daily is proud to introduce our new interview series, Five Questions For... Five Questions For—or FQF— will be a series of short interviews designed to help readers get to know their … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Sneak-a-Snuggle refugees healthy and happy to be free: Hermione Hippo
The more than one hundred Animals who were liberated yesterday in a raid on a Sneak-a-Snuggle outside The Park are "relatively healthy and happy to be free," according to Hermione Hippo, head nurse at … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Police launch early morning raid on Sneak-a-Snuggle outside Park
BREAKING NEWS At a press conference held this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) took to the podium to confirm reports of an early morning … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
