Holstein Fashion announced today that the company will add a third fashion show to the lineup of events for Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM). At a press gathering this morning, company president Balbina Ko told reporters the first show on June 10 was so successful that they decided to add a third one on June 24. The next show is scheduled for Wednesday, June 22. "It was hovering-room only, and at a venue as big as the Ancient, … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2012—Archon’s memoir honoured at Chitter Radio Literary Awards
Defying his naysayers, former Archon Nicholas Gander took first prize in the Memoir category at the 2012 Chitter Radio Literary Awards on Friday night for his controversial autobiography, Not Good for the Goose. Gander, who is new to the literary world, began his working life with The Park's Goose and Gander Search and Rescue Association. In 2008, he was chosen to serve as Archon and the largest part of his memoir deals with the time he spent … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Cynics donate “Diamond in the Ruff” to Enforced Domestication Awareness
Who would have thought we'd ever see the "softer side" of The Cynics? Not this critic, who has followed the group's career for the better part of a decade. But, last night, at their third ever pop-up event (which the group prefers to call a "pouncer"), the four Canines displayed their unique brand of emotion and sincerity and it literally stunned the already surprised audience. The short concert, which was held in front of The Park's new … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Alvin Tinamou’s nest reported missing
DEVELOPING STORY Park Police have been called in to search for the nest of Alvin Tinamou. The publisher of The Avian Messenger and organizer of May’s annual Month Without Metaphor reported the nest missing early this afternoon. "He said he walked off for a few minutes and when he returned, the nest and its eggs were gone," said a spokesAnimal for the police. Tinamou positioned the nest close to the offices of The Avian Messenger, a … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Noreen’s commencement address: five phrases and one word for you to grow forward with
"Students, families, President, Governors: Thank you. If ever there was one word that could hold a lifetime of advice, it is this: Yield." I stand here today humbled. Humbled by the invitation to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—”Phoebic Verses” odds-on favourite to win at Chitter Radio Literary Awards
"Phoebic Verses," The Park's runaway best seller, could net its author a total of three prizes at tomorrow's Chitter Radio Literary Awards. "This is the first time a book of poetry has been entered … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Chitter Radio Literary Awards: Woodruff Dalmatio’s “Fine Lines and Wrinkles”
SPOTLIGHT ON... Fine Lines and Wrinkles: Standing up for Comedy in the Modern Park by Woodruff Dalmatio 275 pp Kynikos Press On the list of contenders for this year's Chitter Radio Literary … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
