Just in time for the Fall planting season, SINCAP Technologies has finally released its much anticipated challenger to GVC De-Techt's TulipTracker: Bulb Beacon. More than a decade in the making, according to company president Peppi Orava, this latest app promises to be everything Animals have ever wanted in a bulb detection system. "We may not have been the first out of the gate, but we're by far the best," Orava said in a pre-launch interview … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—SCENTient Beings to debut “reekabilly” at 2014 Beats of Burden Music Festival
The popular Park duo SCENTient Beings will debut their new musical style, reekabilly, next month at the Beats of Burden Music Festival. According to their publicist Hartwig Stinktier, the SCENTients took themselves off the stage last year after coming to the realization that their music required a "complete redo." The pair, who released their first recording, Beings and Nuttiness, two years ago got their first big break when the organizers … [Read all...]
OTD in 2007—Let’s Talk Balls! with Bailey: The Bowling Ball
Today’s ball is the BOWLINGball. The bowling ball has a long history with Dogs. Originally designed as a culinary tool, cynologists (those who study Dogs) believe that the bowling ball was the first vessel used by the Cave Dog when he began to mix and cook his morning gruel. Shards gathered at the rich clay areas of The Park suggest that the first bowling balls were earthenware creations. These balls originally had no holes; later balls … [Read all...]
OTD in 2007—The Wolves at our door
EDITORIAL Two pieces of news came to our attention this week: the Archons intend to debate The Park’s open immigration policy and Humans have declared open season on the Wolves roaming lands outside the Park. It is as easy to see the connection between the two as it is to see the likelihood of tragedy as a consequence of both. Here, in The Park, our policy of open immigration has suffered some damage to its reputation, of late. The … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—CAA to ISG: “This is not the Dog paddle we asked for!”
The Canine Athletic Association has lost its bid to have the Dog paddle reinstated as a competitive swimming stroke in time for the 2013 Interspecial Summer Games. In a statement released on Friday, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Introducing PIFF Piffle: relevant irrelevancies about our annual film fest
The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) is one of our most popular annual events. Yet, very little is known about its inner workings: the behind-the-scenes triumphs and tragedies, the disasters or … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—August, August: What a busy month!
Millicent Hayberry "seriously considering" POPS bid: rumour Cackling Goose coalition asks: Would we be safer without sod? Park ART Walk 2016 partners with EQUALSS charity to celebrate the work … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
