• Home
  • About The Mammalian Daily
    • TMD 101: A quick guide to reading The Mammalian Daily
    • A note about our style
  • Welcome to The Park
    • About The Park
    • Past and Present Archons
  • Park Life
    • Educational Institutions
      • University of West Terrier
      • Institute for the Study of Mammalian Life
      • Leonardo Language and Culture Institute
      • The Hani Gajah School of Art
      • Park School of Aesthetics
    • Shops and Retail
    • Restaurants and Pubs
    • Financial Institutions
      • Currency
    • Health & Well-Being
      • Hospitals and Clinics
      • Directory of Park Health Services
    • Grooming Houses
      • Amoltrud’s Aesthetics
      • En Garde Hair and Skin Salon
      • Halcyon Days Canine Coiffure
      • KwikLiks
      • Tallulah’s Toilettage
      • The Mane Event
      • The Pluming Room
    • Park Services
      • Architects and Construction Services
      • Employment Service
      • Entertainment and Party Services
      • Financial Services
      • Home Services
      • Image and Consulting Services
      • Legal Services
      • Park-Sponsored Programmes
      • Personal Services
      • Real Estate Services
      • Translation Services
      • Travel & Transportation Services
    • Charities
    • Citizen Aid & Action Associations
      • Associations, Federations, and Alliances
      • Political Reform Groups
      • Environmental Groups
      • Immigrant and Citizen Aid Groups
      • Education Groups
    • Sports
  • Arts in The Park
    • Art Galleries in The Park
    • Theatres and Cinemas
    • Music Makers
    • The Barkettes
      • History and Legacy of The Barkettes
      • Thisbe and the Barkettes Celebrate 10 Years of Sensational Singing Success
      • Olden Goldies: Noreen Interviews The Barkettes
      • Thisbe and The Barkettes: Hits and Recordings
    • The Library
    • Book Reviews
  • Media in The Park
    • Newspapers
    • Magazines
    • Radio Stations
    • Television Stations
    • Publishing Companies
    • Mammalian Daily Associated News Services
  • Fun
    • Take Our Quick Quizzes!
    • See Our Ads
      • A Different Reality
      • Fake News
      • Financial Crisis
      • Liquid Assets
      • Monkey See
      • Solid Ground
      • Who We Are
      • Think Outside the Book

The Mammalian Daily

Satirical fiction in newspaper form

Lovely to look at - Book by Noreen
  • Breaking News
    • NewsBits
    • Whoa! Braking News
  • Politics/Law/Crime
    • Groundhog Day/POPS Election and Prediction
    • Past and Present Archons
  • Economy and Business
  • Education
  • Health and Medicine
    • Media
      • Month Without Metaphor
  • Focus on
  • Science and Technology
  • Arts, Entertainment, and Culture
    • Park Life
      • Ask a Poodle
      • Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM)
      • Passings
      • Gossip and Rumour
    • Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF)
    • PIFF Piffle
    • Thisbe and the Barkettes
  • Noreen
    • Dear Noreen Advice Columns
  • Sports
    • Let’s Talk Balls!
  • Interviews
    • Five Questions For…
    • Survivor Profiles
  • Archives
    • Wednesday Rewind
    • Nostalgia
    • From the Vault

Breaking News

OTD in 2012—Mammalian Daily editorial policies criticized by rival Park newspapers

December 14, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Association of Non-Mammalian Park Newspapers (ANMPN), whose members include The Mollusk Messenger, The Canary Courier, The Insect Intelligencer, The Halibut Herald, and The Salamander Evening Post, has formally criticized the editorial policies of The Mammalian Daily. At a media conference held this month at the University of West Terrier's prestigious Cuthbert School of Journalism, a group of ANMPN editors expressed concern about certain … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—TMD Animal of the Year: Which Animal would you choose?

December 13, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Later this month, The Mammalian Daily's editors will reveal their choice of Animal of the Year. In the meantime, we are inviting readers to voice their own opinions. Participate in our poll below: … [Read all...]

OTD in 2013—DPA confirms significant decrease in Form 12 submissions

December 12, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Park's Department of Political Administration has reported a decrease of 17% in the number of Form 12 submissions this year. "We are seeing this as a positive, even though we are not yet sure what accounts for the decrease," said DPA spokesAnimal Antoinette Fourmi. "Either it signals an increased willingness by Park Animals to participate in their government or it is a consequence of a shift in population numbers. Naturally, we hope the … [Read all...]

OTD in 2013—Park’s retail, construction sectors expected to post strong gains after extended pre-hibernation period

December 11, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Park's retail and construction services sectors are set to show strong gains in the fourth quarter, according to Xavier Dingo, chief financial analyst at A. Corn and Partners. "It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good," he says. "And for these sectors, the extension of the pre-hibernation period was truly a gift." That extension, which was itself a result of the POPS election debacle, enabled Animals who otherwise would have been in … [Read all...]

More Park News

OTD in 2015—Noreen to oust Yannis Tavros for one-off “Soppy Season Q&A” on Toro Talk Radio

December 10, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

BREAKING NEWS Noreen will be taking over Yannis Tavros's radio show next Tuesday. In a press release issued today, Toro Talk Radio, the station that hosts Tavros's daily call-in show, announced … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Raimundo Zorro’s name struck from list of those eligible to be Archon: rumour

December 9, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Raimundo Zorro's name has been struck from the list of Park citizens who are eligible to become 2017 Archons, according to the gossip website, headsNtales. In a post dated this morning, the site's … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Director Douglas Cheetah to head fundraising at Extinction Anxiety Clinic

December 8, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Renowned film director Douglas Cheetah will join The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic in January as its head of fundraising, it was announced today. Cheetah and EAC head Dr. Berthilidis Strix made … [Read All About It Here...]

Accolades from Margaret Atwood

The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood

March 1, 2011 By TMD Reporters

                              

Follow Us

  • X
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

Mammalian Daily-Related Sites

  • The Park Census
  • The Park Museum
  • The University of West Terrier

The Mammalian Daily on Twitter

  • Chef Tab Tricolore
  • Gunnar Rotte
  • Hieronymous Hedgehog
  • Mammalian Daily
  • Media's Month Without Metaphor
  • Millicent Hayberry
  • Noreen
  • Park Groundhog Day Celebrations
  • Pieter Paard
  • PIFF Reports
  • Yannis Tavros

Welcome to the Media Circus!

Looking for something?

Archives

How wise you are to read this newspaper!

Click on Noreen’s book below to get your copy now!

lovely-to-look-at-front-cover

New eBook edition cover

Margaret Atwood tweets Noreen

TMD quick links

  • TMD 101: A quick guide to reading The Mammalian Daily
  • The Best of Noreen
  • Interviews
  • Take Our Quick Quizzes!
  • Nostalgia: Celebrating 1,000 articles!

Join TMD on Facebook

Join TMD on Facebook

Click below to see what others say about us

CATCH UP HERE!

December 2025
M T W T F S S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031  
« Nov    

Contents Copyright © 2025 The Mammalian Daily