DEAR POODLE: Now that mating season is upon us, I was hoping that you could offer some tips to those of us who are not so season-savvy. - HOPEFUL DEAR HOPEFUL: This is a subject about which it is extremely difficult to generalize, since mating habits, preferences, and timing differ so greatly from species to species – not to mention from female to male, and from individual to individual. That old adage, for instance, about the Goose and the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Park Historical Society calls for new, mandatory census within two years
The Park Historical Society is calling on the 2015 Archons and the Park Census Office (PCO) to institute a new census by the end of 2017. In an interview this morning on Toro Talk Radio, PHS president Clark Cascanueces told host Yannis Tavros that The Park is "way overdue" on an official count. "Our last census was held in 2007, the year we knew as 25 AZ, because calendar harmonization hadn't even been discussed yet," he said. "And that … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Prepare for all-out food fight as farmers and app makers engage in war of words
Historians may look back on it and jokingly call it the "Tulip War," but at present it's a tense situation that could cause irreparable damage to The Park's food and technology sectors. It started last month, when the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) complained in a print advertisement that The Park's technology companies were encouraging Animals to abandon their natural practices of finding food in … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Not just for the Birds: April’s Stereotype Sunday theme will be Avians
The theme of this month's Stereotype Sunday will be Birds. The announcement was made this morning in a joint press statement issued by the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety. "On April 30, we'll have the opportunity to flock together at our monthly themed Stereotype Sunday. We look forward to seeing you there to gain new understanding and express our appreciation of The Park's Avian population," the statement said. The … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Park Animals sighted at celebrity can opening
A number of Park citizens were caught on camera yesterday afternoon, eating, partying, and rubbing up against celebrities at a can opening outside The Park. According to the gossip web site … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Introducing Five Questions For…
The Mammalian Daily is proud to introduce our new interview series, Five Questions For... Five Questions For—or FQF— will be a series of short interviews designed to help readers get to know their … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Sneak-a-Snuggle refugees healthy and happy to be free: Hermione Hippo
The more than one hundred Animals who were liberated yesterday in a raid on a Sneak-a-Snuggle outside The Park are "relatively healthy and happy to be free," according to Hermione Hippo, head nurse at … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
