With less than two months to go before the official opening of the 2013 Interspecial Summer Games, the Canine Athletic Association (CAA) has stepped up pressure on the ISG Committee to reinstate the Dog paddle as a competitive stroke. In a statement issued this morning, the Association once again asserted that the swimming stroke is an excellent test of aquatic prowess and, as such, should be reinstated immediately. "Unless the ISG … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Millicent Hayberry “seriously considering” POPS bid : rumour
BREAKING NEWS Renowned actress Millicent Hayberry is "seriously considering" running for 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS), according to the gossip site headsNtales. In a post dated today, the site's co-founder Hortencia Guacamayo said Hayberry is still "conferring with those in her inner circles, both personal and professional, and likely will announce her decision in October." Best known for her portrayal of the late … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—One last time: Barkettes announce final Park date of Bring Your Own Bone tour
Thisbe and the Barkettes have announced the final Park date of their "Bring Your Own Bone" tour. That date is August 22. The announcement came in the form of a letter to their longtime fans and fellow Park citizens: Dear friends, fans, and fellow citizens: It is with a mixture of anticipation and sadness that we announce that our final Park concert will take place on August 22, at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. We cannot fully express … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Weather, education, and tourism find a place in 2014 budget
Park Finance Officer Milton Struts believed he had a sweet secret to share this morning when he strode up to the press conference podium to release his Office's expense projections for 2014, otherwise known as The Park Budget. Displaying confidence in the PFO's "tough decisions," and assuming the budget would be "widely approved," the smiling Struts assured reporters and observers that "we listened intently to Park Animals' concerns" and that … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—A sneak peek at some stories that we’re working on
As July comes to a close, we thought we'd let you sneak a peek at some of the stories that we're working on. PIFF. The Park Interspecial Film Festival is just two months away. We eagerly await the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Park Museum’s EDAM Gala sells out
If you were thinking of buying a ticket to tonight's gala celebration of Holstein Fashion's EDAM Collection, The Park Museum has some bad news for you: the event has sold out. The Board of Governors … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—EDAM statistics show how economy affects Animals’ view of domestication
It's been almost a month since Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM) wrapped up and the statistics are now in. In a short statement that accompanied their release this morning, the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
