BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has chosen former Chief Archon Dewi Merpatee Rhinoceros as its 2018 Animal of the Year. At a press conference at noon today, TMD managing editor Orphea Haas said the newspaper’s staff chose to honour Rhinoceros because of her "tireless commitment to interspecial harmony, and her ongoing work to foster awareness of the effects of enforced domestication." During her term as Chief Archon, Dewi Rhinoceros … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2018—The year of not writing well: Month Without Metaphor presents the words journalists across The Park would like to ban from media in 2019
The staff at The Park's Month Without Metaphor initiative (MonthWithoutMetaphor) has been working hard all month to gather the words and phrases that journalists and readers across The Park have submitted as items they'd like to ban from media in 2019. Director Priscilla Weevil says she was "gobsmacked" by the sheer number of submissions and the "intensity of emotion" that accompanied those submissions. "There is clearly, across all media, the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—The lives we lost in 2016
We remember some of the friends and family we lost in 2016: Zuberi Tembo Endeka Elephant Band bassist and passionate supporter of equality among the species Emma-Elizabeth Cheetah Sports enthusiast and avid supporter of The Park's Interspecial Games Gumpert Mullet Faithfully served as Archon in 2008 Arienne Marcelline Tuna Faithfully served two terms as Archon in 2010/2011 Abdullah Arthur Camel Clean water advocate and … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Chief Archon Raymond Mink: “We leave office with so much left to do.”
EXCERPT In his only exit interview, The Park's Chief Archon, Raymond Mink, whose term ends on January 16, 2017, tells The Mammalian Daily he believes that longer terms for Archons might serve us … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Hieronymous Hedgehog: TMD’s Animal of the Year
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has chosen veteran Park citizen Hieronymous Hedgehog as its 2013 Animal of the Year. In a press announcement this morning, managing editor Orphea Haas said the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 0216—Bedfellows’ backing singer on bed rest after near-fatal attack outside Park
Hugo Percevejo, backing singer with the group PolyTICKS and The Bedfellows, is on bed rest today after he suffered a near-fatal attack yesterday outside The Park. According to Kalervo Lude, the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
