Ronald Grouse has declared war. But we'll only be able to print that until Monday. Just a few days before the start of Park media's Month Without Metaphor (MWM), The Avian Messenger’s chief political analyst and newly-elected MWM director held a press conference this morning in which he himself used the war metaphor. And many more. "It's time we declared war on some of the tools that media use," he said. "We need to communicate better and more … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Toe-Hair Contest exacerbates fear of extinction in some Animals: therapist
The Park's annual Toe-Hair Contest may be having a devastating effect on the vulnerable in our population, according to mental health specialist Victoire Caméléon. The part-time researcher and psychotherapist, who works at one of The Park's two Extinction Anxiety Clinics, made the assertion this past weekend. Speaking at a conference on extinction and mental health at the University of West Terrier, Caméléon said evidence suggests that the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Park Animals sighted at celebrity can opening
A number of Park citizens were caught on camera yesterday afternoon, eating, partying, and rubbing up against celebrities at a can opening outside The Park. According to the gossip web site headsNtales, which published a series of pictures taken at the outdoor event, a "large group of Park Animals" attended the can opening hosted by Humans. "The exceptionally well-attended event included a vast sampling of different canned foods, sparkling and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Cynics to re-release Take the A Frame
The Cynics (Philosopher Dogs) will release a new version of their wildly successful collection Take the A Frame next month, according to an announcement issued yesterday. A late afternoon press release signed by the group's founder and lead singer, Luther "Droop" Dachshund, said the group will release a digital version of the collection at the end of May. The announcement said the collection will include a brand new version of the title song as … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2017—Mating Dance pre-registration for endangered species begins today
If you're a Park citizen or resident and a member of an endangered species, today is the day to start thinking about registering for the Mating Dance. The Department of Well-Being and Safety's … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—”Grand collaboration” will turn beloved Tommy Tickbird story into stage musical
Two of The Park's most popular musical groups—Banded Brothers and Spontaneous Generation—will collaborate with Zeal and the Endeka Elephant Band to turn the beloved story of Tommy Tickbird into a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Organizers hatch new plan for Fowl Ball
Organizers have finally set the date for The Park's newest charity event, The Fowl Ball. At a press event held this afternoon, organizer Rafael Ortega confirmed that the Department of Holidays … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood