BREAKING NEWS The basketball that belongs to Mammalian Daily sports columnist and balls specialist Bailey has disappeared from The Park Museum. The ball—seen in the middle at the top of the display at left— was lent to the museum by Bailey and formed an important part of the "Flyball and the Importance of Balls in the Everyday Life of Park Animals" exhibit, which opened on May 8. In a joint statement released early this morning, the museum and … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Tickets for Burrow Theatre’s Aracari gala opening performance go on sale today
Tickets for the gala opening of the second in Gianfranco Colocolo's three-part mystery series will go on sale this afternoon at one o’clock, The Burrow Theatre announced this morning. Aracari, which was written by the award-winning author of Murder at the Fishbowl, has been in previews for a few weeks and will begin its regular run on 3 June. The opening also marks the directorial début of the trilogy's star, Millicent Hayberry, for … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Has Anixi Agrarian Jubilee become too politicized?
A day after the most successful and best-attended Agrarian Jubilee in history, a menacing question hangs in the air: is the annual celebration becoming too politicized? Organizers of the event, which marks the beginning of The Park's growing season, sniff at the suggestion. "I see no evidence of that [politicization] at all," said Miriam Wapiti, the celebration's chief organizer, at a post-event party. "With the numbers we get, there will … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Park Finance Office head Valentina Abeja to present 2016 budget in August
Citing, among other things, the need for more time to consider the input of citizens, the head of the Park Finance Office (PFO) confirmed that she will not be able to present a 2016 budget before mid-August. At a press conference this afternoon, Abeja attempted to reassure citizens that her first budget would be a well-considered document, responsive to both the present and future needs of The Park. "There will be no budget before its … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Anselm Alpaca, former Mammalian Daily reporter and columnist, dies at 19
BREAKING NEWS Former Mammalian Daily reporter and columnist Anselm Alpaca has died. In a statement released this morning, Alpaca's family confirmed that he died "of natural causes" last night at the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Two rival Park chefs engage in war of words over award-winning artist’s work
It was meant to be a tribute, but something went terribly wrong. When award-winning artist Hugh Danlami Biri decided he wanted to add his voice to the cause of equality for striped and spotted Park … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Farmers threaten to boycott Friday’s Agrarian Jubilee over food-finding apps
The Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) says it will boycott Friday's annual Anixi Agrarian Jubilee unless The Park's technology sector comes to the table … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
