BREAKING NEWS The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), the University of West Terrier School of Medicine, and The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic are teaming up to add might to the fight against Non-Hibernators' Guilt (NHG). At a small ceremony this afternoon, representatives of all three will be on hand to open the first of five pop-up clinics that will appear around The Park throughout the Winter. The clinics will serve NHG sufferers … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Endangered species band announces dates, venues for “The Farewell Tour”
Last Stand, the newly-formed band whose members all hail from endangered species, has announced the dates and venues of its "Farewell Tour." In a press release issued today, the band's founder and lead guitarist, who goes by the name of RAYdius, declared his band to be "ready, willing, and able to embark on its first and last tour." But this may just be the beginning. In a radio interview yesterday, RAYdius expressed his hope that there would … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Celebrity chef to feature food of the feral world in new TV series
Celebrity chef Tab Tricolore will try his hand at television again in the new year. In a run-up to his first Feral Roots Festival in July, the chef and restaurateur will host a television series on Vertebrate Vision Television (VVTV) featuring the "foods of the feral world." In a joint announcement across all media, VVTV and Tricolore shared their excitement about the show and emphasized their commitment to each other, despite their … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Park citizens feigning illness to avoid Archon duty: report
A new report released by the Department of Political Administration (DPA) paints a bleak picture of Park citizens' commitment to participation in their government. According to the report, entitled "Don't Count Me In", the number of Park citizens who feign illness to avoid having their names entered in the annual Archon lottery (known officially as sortition) has doubled since the last tally was done in 2009. "It's surprising, given the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Celebrity Chef arrested outside Park
BREAKING NEWS (18:00 Park time) Celebrity Chef and award-winning author Tab Tricolore has been arrested outside The Park, according to the staff at his fine dining restaurant, Klo. The owner of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Trying to remember November? Here’s what happened in The Park
November 2: Your election update in five Administration gives go-ahead to police for "stop and sniff," but only for Humans POPS populi? SOPS's Rana makes her case against elections in The … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Mammalian Daily Radio snags first pre-tour interview with Thisbe
BREAKING NEWS Mammalian Daily Radio has snagged the first pre-tour interview with Thisbe, lead singer of Thisbe and the Barkettes. Late this afternoon, Joop Neushoorn, manager of Mammalian Daily … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
