For the first time in its history, The University of West Terrier is asking those outside the institution for their support. In a statement released today, the Governors of the University respectfully requested "a little help from our friends": As is the case currently with almost all academic institutions, UWT is having trouble meeting its financial commitments. These commitments, of course, constitute our academic commitments. We, … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Breaking: Police called to growing protest outside Mammalian Daily offices
BREAKING NEWS Just hours after the swearing-in ceremonies of the 2015 Archons, Park Police have been called to the offices of The Mammalian Daily as a large protest against the newspaper grows outside the main door. "We don't know what it's all about yet, but the protesters all appear to be holding the same photograph of [Rodent Commoner reporter] Gunnar Rotte," said Officer Gareth Shepherd, minutes after arriving at the scene. Witnesses who … [Read all...]
OTD in 2019—Names of 2019 Archons announced
The names of the 35 Animals who will form The Park’s 2019 government have been released. In accordance with Section 127, subsection XII, of The Park’s Constitution, the list of new Archons was posted at the Law Courts early this morning, an hour after the selection was certified by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon of The Park’s Superior Court. The list will remain posted at the Law Courts until the end of the week so that Park citizens and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2019—Outgoing Chief Archon Iolana Whooping Crane: “I did not set out to be the face of a new movement.”
CHIEF ARCHON IOLANA CAMIRA WHOOPING CRANE: THE EXIT INTERVIEW In her only exit interview, The Park’s 2018 Chief Archon, Iolana Camira Whooping Crane—whose term ends on Wednesday—told The Mammalian Daily that her work on establishing an "Enough Economy" in The Park was misrepresented by the press and by some political factions. Nonetheless, she stands by her ideas and hopes the incoming Archons will build on them. We sat down with Chief … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2018—Outgoing Chief Archon Klarissa Kuttu: “My realism was ahead of its time.”
CHIEF ARCHON KLARISSA KUTTU: THE EXIT INTERVIEW In her only exit interview, The Park's 2017 Chief Archon, Klarissa Escalade Kuttu—whose term ends on Tuesday—told The Mammalian Daily that she was … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Burrowers chase Humans out of Park for photographing hibernators
Two Park burrowers are being hailed as heroes today, after police confirmed they ran a group of Humans out of The Park when they found them photographing Animals in hibernation. At a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Developing story: Gunnar Rotte claims he was assaulted at bakery outside Park
DEVELOPING STORY Journalist Gunnar Espen Rotte, who gained notoriety in December when he published a controversial editorial in the Rodent Commoner, claims that he was assaulted this morning when he … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
