Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon usually keeps to himself, but this weekend we'll be seeing his image everywhere, if a new pro-education group has its way. The group, which calls itself "Park Citizens for Stand-Alone Education," has used the judge's image and his most recent ruling that all Animals have the right to remain stupid, to kick off their campaign in favour of building stand-alone educational institutions for The Park's young. In a … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2017—DWBS “disappointed” that Mating Dance selfie warnings not heeded
For the second year in a row, selfies and other photos of Park Animals that were taken during last Friday's Mating Dance have been posted on the internet. "It appears that our repeated warnings to Park Animals to take precautions against Humans photographing them taking selfies fell on deaf ears," said Cornelius Kakapo, Director of Public Relations for the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), at a press conference this morning. While … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Park Museum to mark Enforced Domestication Awareness Month
The Park Museum, which is scheduled to open officially in the Autumn of 2014, has announced that it will use part of a ground floor wing to host an exhibit marking June's Enforced Domestication Awareness Month. In a press statement released today, the Museum's Board of Governors said the exhibit, which is tentatively entitled, "It Could Happen to You," will open to the general public on June 1. A Museum spokesAnimal confirmed that the Board … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Thisbe and The Barkettes to appear together at Anixi Agrarian Jubilee
MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE Thisbe and the Barkettes are planning to appear together on May 20 at the 2014 Anixi Agrarian Jubilee. According to a source close to the popular singing group, the decision was made "in the last few days" and "it was unanimous." The source, who spoke to The Mammalian Daily on condition of anonymity, said Thisbe has missed her audience over the past several years. "While The Barkettes [Estelle, Lorraine, Carmen and … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Fowl Ball fully hatched: organizer touts mature event for 2016
The Fowl Ball is all grown up and ready to be the "main event"of The Park's Spring social season. "We had some growing pains, there's no doubt about that. But we're happy to say we're over them and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Noreen nominated for literary award for UWT speech on Human architecture
BREAKING NEWS: Noreen has been nominated for a Chitter Radio Literary Award. In an announcement this morning, CRLA director Guadalupe Tucán confirmed Noreen's nomination in the speech category for … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—CPAP to investigate Daffy Dill’s “natural product” claims
The Consumer Protection Agency of The Park (CPAP) confirmed today that it plans to investigate claims made by The Daffy Dill that its whisker bouquets are made exclusively of "natural" products. At … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
