The Canine Athletic Association has renewed its campaign to reinstate the Dog paddle as a competitive stroke. In a statement published today, the Association once again asserted that the swimming stroke, which fell out of fashion some years ago, is an excellent test of aquatic prowess and should be reinstated in time for the next Interspecial Summer Games in 2013. A spokesDog for the CAA said the Association's renewed efforts will include … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—Banking scandal prompts special meeting of Archons
An investigation that revealed significant irregularities in The Park's banking system has prompted a special meeting of the Archons this afternoon. According to Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the Archons, the purpose of the meeting is to discuss the implications of the results of an investigation conducted by The Park Finance Office (PFO) into the internal activities of several of The Park's major banks. Files obtained by The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Park to host first media circus this weekend
OTD in 2014—Park ART Walk 2014 to highlight creative work of Park’s refugees
The 2014 Park ART Walk will highlight the artistic endeavours of The Park's refugees, it was announced today. In a joint statement released this morning, the organizers of the Park ART Walk (PAW), The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, the Park Museum of Contemporary Art, the Marine Mammal Bank of The Park, and the Sapsucker Savings and Loan Corporation, confirmed the theme of The Park's 8th annual Park ART … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—DWBS issues warning to Animals regarding Humans vacationing in Park
The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has issued its first-ever Summer security alert. In a communiqué released this morning, the DWBS informs Animals of the increased risk of capture by … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 0214—Grooming house stampede “logical outcome” of changing times: PASS
The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS) released its report today on the May 31 stampede at Tallulah's Toilettage. The report chronicles the events before and after the stampede occurred. … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Barkettes issue invitation to bring Tartan Crab artefacts to Sunday concert
Do you have a ticket to the Barkettes' free concert at the Tartan Crab Memorial Pond on Sunday? Did you know the Tartan Crab? If you or your family or friends knew the Tartan Crab and have any … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
