Thisbe and the Barkettes have announced the final Park date of their "Bring Your Own Bone" tour. That date is August 22. The announcement came in the form of a letter to their longtime fans and fellow Park citizens: Dear friends, fans, and fellow citizens: It is with a mixture of anticipation and sadness that we announce that our final Park concert will take place on August 22, at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. We cannot fully express … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—July, July: What a month in The Park!
Where’s the comma? Ancient Open-Air Theatre rebrands itself for a new era Harmonious Humphrey and Hannah one year on: what have we learned? Security workers threaten bark-to-rule action over right to bite policy Park Museum to present Holstein Fashion’s EDAM Collection Literacy rates lowest in Park’s feral communities: study ZEAL to perform at Stereotype Sunday Is” long haul” government the way of the future? New political group … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—CAA renews campaign to “Bring Back the Dog Paddle!”
The Canine Athletic Association has renewed its campaign to reinstate the Dog paddle as a competitive stroke. In a statement published today, the Association once again asserted that the swimming stroke, which fell out of fashion some years ago, is an excellent test of aquatic prowess and should be reinstated in time for the next Interspecial Summer Games in 2013. A spokesDog for the CAA said the Association's renewed efforts will include … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Banking scandal prompts special meeting of Archons
An investigation that revealed significant irregularities in The Park's banking system has prompted a special meeting of the Archons this afternoon. According to Balthasar Alouatta, press secretary to the Archons, the purpose of the meeting is to discuss the implications of the results of an investigation conducted by The Park Finance Office (PFO) into the internal activities of several of The Park's major banks. Files obtained by The … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Park to host first media circus this weekend
OTD in 2014—Park ART Walk 2014 to highlight creative work of Park’s refugees
The 2014 Park ART Walk will highlight the artistic endeavours of The Park's refugees, it was announced today. In a joint statement released this morning, the organizers of the Park ART Walk (PAW), … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—DWBS issues warning to Animals regarding Humans vacationing in Park
The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has issued its first-ever Summer security alert. In a communiqué released this morning, the DWBS informs Animals of the increased risk of capture by … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
