Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the director's cut of Douglas Cheetah's groundbreaking work," … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star in a series of mysteries by award-winning author Gianfranco Colocolo. "I am very pleased to announce that 2016 will find me back onstage at the Burrow Theatre, in a series of mysteries by Gianfranco Colocolo, the award-winning author of Murder at … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—October 28: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: The Park Museum will host its first pop-up exhibition from October 31-November 17. Entitled "Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt," the multimedia exhibit will "honour the POPS election process as well as this year's unconventional campaign." The exhibit will showcase material related to the 2003 decision by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon to … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Today’s Account of the State of The Park: what to hope for, what to expect
EDITORIAL In some Animal languages, "hope" and "expect" are the same word. But today, when the Archons and the new Park Finance Officer deliver their annual Account of the State of The Park, we may find those words have two very different meanings. The hope that most Park Animals feel these days is rooted in our respect for the new head of the Park Finance Office (PFO). Valentina Abeja is thoughtful in a way that former PFO head Milton Struts … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—A call for calm as Archons outlaw Noon Nuttiness rioters
The Park's Chief Officer of Peace called for calm this morning, after a special meeting of the Archons resulted in the outlawing of the group responsible for the Noon Nuttiness violence on October … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—October 25: Your election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points. As of today (October 25), this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Yannis Tavros has hired Raimundo Zorro as his campaign manager … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Human diet “deadly” for all: Park nurse
Whether or not, as has been alleged, Park Finance Officer Milton Struts accepted food from Humans, health care specialists are issuing a stern warning to Animals who might be tempted to try the food … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
