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OTD in 2016—Stripes two ways: groomer offers “WINK coiffure” in honour of PIFF premiere

October 2, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

If you blink, you could miss it. But if you wink, you could be rewarded with a new coiffure, which emphasizes the two directions of Animals' stripes. In a video advertisement that will run every day of October, the proprietor of one of The Park's most popular grooming houses says that, in honour of The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF)—and, in particular, in honour of its opening film, WINK—she has created a new "do," which she's dubbed … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—We’ve closed the book on September. Did you miss a chapter?

October 1, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Introducing PIFF Piffle: relevant irrelevancies about our annual film fest Third time's a charm as Open Mic at The Draft becomes "Beats in the Bar" Avian Messenger's Alvin Tinamou takes leave of absence for "personal reasons" WINK: Most controversial opening film ever for PIFF 2016 The Beats get bigger: lineup for music festival's fourth year announced today PMoCA unveils Slow Art Movement painting in honour of Park's … [Read all...]

OTD in 2019—Look what’s coming up in October!

September 30, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Park really heats up in the Autumn, with celebrations, migrations, and hibernation preparation. Mark your calendars so you don't miss a thing! Here's just a taste of what's in store for October 2019. Yes, folks, it's that time of year again! Time to screen some great films by Park Animals. PIFFPockets and Noon Nuttiness films are back, as are the parties, the after-parties, and the after-after parties! Not to mention the inevitable … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—PIFF preview: Herman Stoat: Mon Chemin Compliqué

September 29, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

All PIFF documentaries are good. Some, of course, are better than others. Then, there are those that are spectacular. And, that adjective is more than appropriate for the much-anticipated Herman Stoat: Mon Chemin Compliqué. Conceived and produced by Pussyfoot Productions, this film about the life and work of the renowned dancer, choreographer, and founder and artistic director of the eponymous dance company has been in the making for more than … [Read all...]

More Park News

OTD in 2016—#PIFFPiffle: Mary Margay and the truth about her PIFF tiff with Douglas Cheetah

September 28, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

It was announced yesterday that actress Mary Margay will attend the gala opening of the Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) on Saturday, October 1. Margay, who is best known for her performance … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Last Shakeoff of 2016 on today

September 27, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Come on down and share your hair! That's the message of organizers of the last Shakeoff of 2016, which begins at ten o'clock this morning. The semi-annual "hair-raising" event is all about … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Would Millicent Hayberry’s acting career give her an edge in POPS debate?

September 26, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Millicent Hayberry has more than four weeks to confirm her candidacy for 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS), but that hasn't stopped political commentators and others from … [Read All About It Here...]

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