Whether or not, as has been alleged, Park Finance Officer Milton Struts accepted food from Humans, health care specialists are issuing a stern warning to Animals who might be tempted to try the food of The Park's two-legged visitors. "The Human diet can kill you," says Hermione Hippo. The veteran health professional and current head nurse at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm spoke bluntly and honestly in an interview on Mammalian … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Controversial new “game” lets Animals experience capture, domestication
A new game that bills itself as "the extreme Animal experience" is being criticized by many, including some of The Park's citizen aid and action associations. The game, which is called "Kokemus!," was created by KartalTechSolutions, S.A. in association with Geoffrey's Cat Entertainment. This is the first time that Geoffrey's Cat Entertainment, best known for their award-winning film, Black Cats Can't Jump, has ventured outside the world of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Canine Music Association, PHS join forces to push for Barkettes museum
The Canine Music Association has teamed up with the Park Historical Society and members of The Park's music community to push for the establishment of a museum to honour the life and work of Thisbe and the Barkettes.[pullquote]The Barkettes broke the species barrier when it came to music and they paved the way for the success of all other Park musicians. We are long overdue in honouring them by keeping their accomplishments alive for the next … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—PEO head says he’s “bracing for a wild ride” in run-up to POPS election
Gerritt Wezel, head of the Park Election Office (PEO), says he's "bracing for a wild ride" in the run-up to this year's election for Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS). In a short interview yesterday afternoon, Wezel lamented that some "high-profile candidates" had thrown his office into a tizzy. Taking a short lunch break at one of the two offices occupied by the PEO, Wezel opined that the POPS elections were getting out of hand … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Finance Officer Milton Struts accepted food from Human: rumour
Beleaguered Park Finance Officer Milton Struts is in the news again, this time for what may be a major indiscretion on his part. The Park’s “most-watched” gossip site headsNtales is reporting that … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—ZEAL, Stinktier make peace at Snowbird Farewell
Popular Park singer ZEAL and Faramund Stinktier of the SCENTient Beings duo set aside their differences yesterday to play an emotional set together at the annual Snowbird Farewell. It was an … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Born a Skunk, Stinktier set to embrace life as a Zebra
Many Park Animals may believe that Faramund Stinktier has gone underground since his shocking revelation in September that he believes he was meant to be a Zebra. But nothing could be further from the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
