The Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) says it will boycott Friday's annual Anixi Agrarian Jubilee unless The Park's technology sector comes to the table to discuss its concerns over the proliferation of food-finding apps. In a statement released to media this morning, SCPCPGF president A.P. Civet called on tech companies to listen to what his group has to say about the future of food and its … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2008—Marine Mammal Bank posts record gains in first quarter
The Marine Mammal Bank of the Park (MMBP) has reported record first-quarter gains for 2008, thanks to the performance of its personal banking division. The Park’s third largest bank reported an increase in deposits of 150% over the same period last year. The bank now estimates earnings for 2008 at twice those of last year. That figure was revised upward from a previous estimate of 160%. According to Park law, banks that do business solely … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Alvin Tinamou to offer Month Without Metaphor advice daily on radio show
Attention all participants in May's Month Without Metaphor (and all those interested in the practice of journalism): Set your dial to AVN Radio (Radio 286.7) at 4:00 every day from now until June 1. Alvin Tinamou, publisher of The Avian Messenger and one of the organizers of May's annual Month Without Metaphor (MWM) will be offering free advice on how to tell news stories without embellishing them with "unnecessary metaphors." Tinamou's … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Stand-alone education advocates use buttons to kick off new campaign
Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon usually keeps to himself, but this weekend we'll be seeing his image everywhere, if a new pro-education group has its way. The group, which calls itself "Park Citizens for Stand-Alone Education," has used the judge's image and his most recent ruling that all Animals have the right to remain stupid, to kick off their campaign in favour of building stand-alone educational institutions for The Park's young. In a … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2017—DWBS “disappointed” that Mating Dance selfie warnings not heeded
For the second year in a row, selfies and other photos of Park Animals that were taken during last Friday's Mating Dance have been posted on the internet. "It appears that our repeated warnings to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Park Museum to mark Enforced Domestication Awareness Month
The Park Museum, which is scheduled to open officially in the Autumn of 2014, has announced that it will use part of a ground floor wing to host an exhibit marking June's Enforced Domestication … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Thisbe and The Barkettes to appear together at Anixi Agrarian Jubilee
MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE Thisbe and the Barkettes are planning to appear together on May 20 at the 2014 Anixi Agrarian Jubilee. According to a source close to the popular singing group, the decision … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
