With only a few days to go before the annual all candidates' debate, the list of contenders vying for the position of Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) has reached the highest number in the office's history. According to The Park's Election Office, 13 Animals have now registered their candidacy. "This is the highest level of interest we've seen since elections were established almost ten years ago," said PEO head Gerritt Wezel. "We … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Move over, October. You’re done.
Catch up before November starts: Stripes two ways: Groomer offers "WINK Coiffure" in honour of PIFF premiere Hibernators see red over Tavros tweets Gunnar Rotte takes leave of absence from work at Extinction Anxiety Clinic Officer charged with injuring Doe of Peace at PIFF after-after party Harvest Festival organizers issue edict: no woes allowed Stan the Spitman speaks out about the use and misuse of his product at PIFF Date of Snowbird … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt: Park Museum hosts first pop-up exhibit to honour POPS election process
In celebration of this year’s POPS election season, The Park Museum will host a pop-up exhibit entitled, "Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt." In an announcement yesterday afternoon, the museum's Board of Governors said the multimedia exhibit is meant to honour the POPS election process as well as this year’s unconventional campaign. The exhibit will showcase material related to the 2003 decision by Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon to open the position of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the director's cut of Douglas Cheetah's groundbreaking work," … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—October 28: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: The Park Museum will host its first pop-up exhibition from October 31-November … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Today’s Account of the State of The Park: what to hope for, what to expect
EDITORIAL In some Animal languages, "hope" and "expect" are the same word. But today, when the Archons and the new Park Finance Officer deliver their annual Account of the State of The Park, we may … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
