DEVELOPING STORY After an overnight series of consultations with the Archons and the Department of Well-Being and Safety, Park Police announced today that they have imposed a curfew on Park residents and a ban on travel outside The Park. Gareth Shepherd, a 17-year veteran of the force and president of the Federation of Canine Security Workers (FCSW), made the announcement this morning at a hastily-arranged press conference. The announcement read … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 0215—DWBS, UWT, Extinction Anxiety Clinic team up to fight Non-Hibernators’ Guilt
BREAKING NEWS The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), the University of West Terrier School of Medicine, and The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic are teaming up to add might to the fight against Non-Hibernators' Guilt (NHG). At a small ceremony this afternoon, representatives of all three will be on hand to open the first of five pop-up clinics that will appear around The Park throughout the Winter. The clinics will serve NHG sufferers … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Endangered species band announces dates, venues for “The Farewell Tour”
Last Stand, the newly-formed band whose members all hail from endangered species, has announced the dates and venues of its "Farewell Tour." In a press release issued today, the band's founder and lead guitarist, who goes by the name of RAYdius, declared his band to be "ready, willing, and able to embark on its first and last tour." But this may just be the beginning. In a radio interview yesterday, RAYdius expressed his hope that there would … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Celebrity chef to feature food of the feral world in new TV series
Celebrity chef Tab Tricolore will try his hand at television again in the new year. In a run-up to his first Feral Roots Festival in July, the chef and restaurateur will host a television series on Vertebrate Vision Television (VVTV) featuring the "foods of the feral world." In a joint announcement across all media, VVTV and Tricolore shared their excitement about the show and emphasized their commitment to each other, despite their … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—Park citizens feigning illness to avoid Archon duty: report
A new report released by the Department of Political Administration (DPA) paints a bleak picture of Park citizens' commitment to participation in their government. According to the report, entitled … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Celebrity Chef arrested outside Park
BREAKING NEWS (18:00 Park time) Celebrity Chef and award-winning author Tab Tricolore has been arrested outside The Park, according to the staff at his fine dining restaurant, Klo. The owner of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Trying to remember November? Here’s what happened in The Park
November 2: Your election update in five Administration gives go-ahead to police for "stop and sniff," but only for Humans POPS populi? SOPS's Rana makes her case against elections in The … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
