One of The Park's largest political action groups has launched a campaign against holding elections in The Park. In an op-ed piece published today in The Mantella Morning Post, Sylvana Rana, president of Save Our Political System (SOPS), writes that the recent POPS election campaign has demonstrated "how devastating general elections in The Park would be." Among Rana's arguments against elections, she lists the candidates' pandering to the … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2011—Small Animal Community releases 2012 Tulip Map
In anticipation of the official hibernation date of November 17, the Small Animal Hibernating Community (SAHC), in association with the Confederation of Ground Squirrels (CGS), the Idiosyncratic Hibernators of The Park (IHOP), the Association of Distinct Hibernating Animals of The Park (ADHAP) and the Park Alliance of Chipmunks (PAC), has released its official "2012 Map of Tulip and other Bulb Beds in The Park and Environs." The map, which has … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—POPS 2013: record number vie for coveted position
With only a few days to go before the annual all candidates' debate, the list of contenders vying for the position of Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) has reached the highest number in the office's history. According to The Park's Election Office, 13 Animals have now registered their candidacy. "This is the highest level of interest we've seen since elections were established almost ten years ago," said PEO head Gerritt Wezel. "We … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Move over, October. You’re done.
Catch up before November starts: Stripes two ways: Groomer offers "WINK Coiffure" in honour of PIFF premiere Hibernators see red over Tavros tweets Gunnar Rotte takes leave of absence from work at Extinction Anxiety Clinic Officer charged with injuring Doe of Peace at PIFF after-after party Harvest Festival organizers issue edict: no woes allowed Stan the Spitman speaks out about the use and misuse of his product at PIFF Date of Snowbird … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt: Park Museum hosts first pop-up exhibit to honour POPS election process
In celebration of this year’s POPS election season, The Park Museum will host a pop-up exhibit entitled, "Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt." In an announcement yesterday afternoon, the museum's Board of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
