BREAKING NEWS The organizers of the 2015 Park ART Walk (PAW) announced today that they have collaborated with the Extinction Anxiety Clinic (EAC) to celebrate the artistic endeavours of The Park's endangered species. In a joint statement released this morning, the Park ART Walk organizers, the Extinction Anxiety Clinic, The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, the Founding Families Financial Corporation, and the All … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—Groups unite to fight creation of unified currency
The recent call by the governor of the Central Bank of The Park to unify Animal currencies has given rise to what some have called an "unlikely alliance." Members of a number of advocacy groups, including APIC (Association for the Preservation of Individual Currencies), Lizards for Liberty, The Monotreme Alliance, the Confederation of Ground Squirrels, the Small Animal Reform Group, and IHOP (the Idiosyncratic Hibernators of The Park), have … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Coalition calls emergency meeting at Cackling Goose to discuss budget
BREAKING NEWS A coalition of groups whose interests range from weather, food production, education, and healthcare to business and technology has called an emergency meeting tonight at The Cackling Goose Tavern to discuss key elements of The Park's upcoming budget. The coalition's members hail from a number of the Park's citizen aid and action associations, as well as from other alliances and federations. The Park's technology companies, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Holstein Fashion honours Zuberi Tembo
One day before The Park holds its official memorial for Zuberi Tembo, Holstein Fashion's charity EQUALSS has released a design in his honour. At a short press gathering this morning, the company's president and CEO Balbina Ko explained her personal and professional connection to the Endeka Elephant Band's bass player, who was murdered two weeks ago in his native Africa, while on a trip home to visit his family. "Very few know this, but when my … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—Park Finance Office comes in early on cuts, late on budget
Struggling to meet the demands of a growing population, The Park's Finance Office (PFO) announced today that it will be late in presenting the budget for the fiscal year 2013. At a press conference … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Autochthonous art to take root at Park ART Walk 2013
The 2013 Park ART Walk will highlight the art of The Park's autochthonous Animals, it was announced today. In a joint statement released this morning, the organizers of the annual Park ART Walk … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Bad Boy Chef to open new restaurant at Park Museum
Bad boy chef, Tab Tricolore, will open his next restaurant at The Park Museum, according to a statement released on July 15 by The Museum's Board of Governors. The new restaurant will be called the … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
