The biggest bash in Park history is about to begin. The 2018 Celebration of the Winter Solstice kicks off at sunrise—7:48 to be exact—and will continue on, officially, until 3:00 in the morning on December 22. “This will be the biggest bash we've ever hosted and it will be memorable," director of public relations Aintza Kanariar said, as she announced the official schedule as per the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—The sun will rise and set on the Celebration of the Winter Solstice
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has announced the itinerary and lineup for the 2014 Celebration of the Winter Solstice. At a press conference last night, Aintza Kanariar, the Department’s director of public relations, confirmed that tomorrow's festivities will begin at sunrise. “This is the third time in the last seven years that the Winter Solstice celebrations have begun at sunrise. Because of the positive feedback … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Faramund Stinktier signs two-book deal with Prionailurus Press
Faramund Stinktier has signed a lucrative two-book deal with Prionailurus Press. The Reekabilly star, composer, and the most famous half of the SCENTient Beings duo announced yesterday that he has come to a "very favourable arrangement" with the esteemed Park publisher. In a separate press release, Momoko Yamaneko, Editor-in-Chief of Prionailurus Press, confirmed the deal. "Prionailurus Press is pleased to announce that, in keeping with … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—”Non-Hibernators’ Guilt” can mar enjoyment of Winter celebrations, experts say
With the Winter Solstice celebrations just a few days away, experts in the field of mental health have turned their attention to one of the season's biggest scourges: Non-Hibernators' Guilt. "After Extinction Anxiety, Non-Hibernators' Guilt is the most common psychological condition we see in the Winter season," says Dr. Gudrun L. Gibbon, a Park psychotherapist who will also serve as a staff member at The Park's first Extinction Anxiety Clinic … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2015—Last Stand to join lineup at expanded Celebration of the Winter Solstice
Last Stand, the newly-formed band whose members all hail from endangered species, will be just one of the additions to this year’s Celebration of the Winter Solstice, it has been announced. At a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Harmonious Hannah abduction: police probe link to Tartan Crab murder
Park Police confirmed today that they are investigating a possible connection between the September abduction of Harmonious Hannah and the 2004 murder of the Tartan Crab. At a press conference held … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Mammalian Daily editorial policies criticized by rival Park newspapers
The Association of Non-Mammalian Park Newspapers (ANMPN), whose members include The Mollusk Messenger, The Canary Courier, The Insect Intelligencer, The Halibut Herald, and The Salamander Evening … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
