MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE Thisbe and the Barkettes are planning to appear together on May 20 at the 2014 Anixi Agrarian Jubilee. According to a source close to the popular singing group, the decision was made "in the last few days" and "it was unanimous." The source, who spoke to The Mammalian Daily on condition of anonymity, said Thisbe has missed her audience over the past several years. "While The Barkettes [Estelle, Lorraine, Carmen and … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Fowl Ball fully hatched: organizer touts mature event for 2016
The Fowl Ball is all grown up and ready to be the "main event"of The Park's Spring social season. "We had some growing pains, there's no doubt about that. But we're happy to say we're over them and we're ready to move forward as a mature event," Rafael Ortega said this morning. As the sole guest on Toro Talk Radio's Yannis Tavros show, the Ball's chief organizer had the opportunity to expound on his goals for the charity affair and some of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Noreen nominated for literary award for UWT speech on Human architecture
BREAKING NEWS: Noreen has been nominated for a Chitter Radio Literary Award. In an announcement this morning, CRLA director Guadalupe Tucán confirmed Noreen's nomination in the speech category for her address at a University of West Terrier forum this past Autumn. The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies served as chair of the two-day October event, which discussed the effects of Human architecture on other … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—CPAP to investigate Daffy Dill’s “natural product” claims
The Consumer Protection Agency of The Park (CPAP) confirmed today that it plans to investigate claims made by The Daffy Dill that its whisker bouquets are made exclusively of "natural" products. At a press conference held this morning, CPAP head Ursula M. Bjørn said that, in launching its investigation, the Agency was answering to a number of concerns voiced by consumers over the past 12 months. "Consumers have been questioning the veracity of … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2012—Ask a Poodle: Is Pink the new Black?
DEAR POODLE: I come from a long line of award-winning Poodles. Both my mother and father were champions – in fact, they met on the show circuit and have been together ever since. My five littermates … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Month Without Metaphor director “revises and remakes” Park media circus
Five years after The Park's first media circus, the new director of Month Without Metaphor is about to "revise and remake" the event for a different purpose. In an announcement this morning, Ronald … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Some seasonal suggestions for the Spring shedder
The grass is green, the flowers are in bloom, and the Birds are singing in the trees. Everywhere in The Park, the signs of Spring surround us. Not all those signs are pleasant, though. The warmer … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
