Nurse Hermione Hippo is about to become Professor Hermione Hippo. The veteran Park health professional and current head nurse at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm has been invited to join the faculty at the University of West Terrier School of Medicine on a part-time basis as an Assistant Professor. In an announcement posted yesterday on the University's web site, the President and Governors said Hermione would be a "great … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Tickets for Hayberry mystery series gala opening on sale today: Burrow Theatre
Tickets for the gala opening of the new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series will go on sale this afternoon at one o'clock at the box office of The Burrow Theatre. The series of mystery dramas by the award-winning author of Murder at the Fishbowl will begin on April 8 with Godwit. The names of the next two plays in the series have yet to be announced. All three will be directed by Jean-Luc Briard and star renowned actress Millicent Hayberry in … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—DWBS to Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnickers: Watch out for Frozen Nose Syndrome
The Department of Well-Being and Safety has issued a warning to those attending this year’s Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnic: watch out for Frozen Nose Syndrome (FNS). “This year’s extended Winter season, coupled with the extreme cold, has led to a marked increase in the number of FNS cases," said a DWBS communiqué issued this morning. The communiqué advised attendees to be on the lookout for these symptoms: Pain or loss of feeling in the nose … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—SuperGoof! comic plans June launch
It's not a drone. It's not a puppet. It's not even a toy. It's SuperGoof!, a new comic series that's set to launch this coming June and which may prove to be the most powerful weapon in The Park's anti-enforced domestication arsenal. Conceived and produced by Anastazja Koci, an alumna of the Hani Gajah School of Art, the project was supported in part by the Founding Families Financial Corporation, in association with the Department of … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—Hospital braces for flood of Tulip-Related Illness victims
With Tulip season about to begin, workers at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm are preparing for long days, overnight stays, and time spent away from their families. "It's going to be … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Park innovators to watch: FoodFinder™
Second in a series From the companies that brought you gewper, the social networking site that allows users to smell "those they know and those they might wish to know" and the popular scent-masking … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Threats force 2013 POPS to flee to “undisclosed location”
Bastiaan Groundhog, the zoocratically-elected 2013 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) has been removed from his burrow and will remain at an "undisclosed location" for an extended period of … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
