The Canine Athletic Association has lost its bid to have the Dog paddle reinstated as a competitive swimming stroke in time for the 2013 Interspecial Summer Games. In a statement released on Friday, well past the time the ISG 2013 Committee originally said it would announce its decision, the Committee wrote that there had not been enough time to examine all aspects of the issue and to evaluate the consequences of such a "bold decision." In an … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Introducing PIFF Piffle: relevant irrelevancies about our annual film fest
The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF) is one of our most popular annual events. Yet, very little is known about its inner workings: the behind-the-scenes triumphs and tragedies, the disasters or even near-misses, and the antagonism, jealousy, and pettiness that play a part in The Park's most cutthroat film industry. But that is all about to change this year. As a celebration of the festival's twelfth year and in recognition of the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—August, August: What a busy month!
Millicent Hayberry "seriously considering" POPS bid: rumour Cackling Goose coalition asks: Would we be safer without sod? Park ART Walk 2016 partners with EQUALSS charity to celebrate the work of the striped and spotted Tinamou nest found outside Park; eggs replaced with Bailey's Ball Gunnar Rotte tweets, then takes his case to the Archons Weekend shocker: Gossip site says Rapper's father is also his brother A peek at Holstein … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah at work on new documentary
Renowned Park film director and proud University of West Terrier alumnus, Douglas Cheetah, is hard at work on a new documentary that he says will be ready for release in time for the 2013 Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). Best known for his controversial 2007 (25 AZ) film, Black Cats Can't Jump, Cheetah has turned his attention to the interspecial family which, he says, can be found in all parts of the world. "We think of it [the … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Park citizens not as politically savvy as in previous decades: UWT study
A new study out of the University of West Terrier’s Barnaby School of Government concludes that Park citizens are not as politically savvy as they were in previous decades. Entitled, “Clueless,” the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—The Promise of The Park: should we still believe?
EDITORIAL Over 31 years ago, the Animals who were resident in The Park took to the water, to the streets, and to the skies to celebrate the unlikeliest of events: the return of a piece of land to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—AVN TV to turn its lens on Humans
This Autumn, the AVN Television Network (AVN TV) will begin broadcasting a new live television series that will focus on Humans as they spend time in The Park. AVN’s Chief Executive Officer Orville … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
