The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has issued its annual seasonal advisory, warning Animals to beware of Humans who display certain characteristics that "might prove dangerous down the road." The advisory, which was issued on December 20, warns Park Animals against associating with Humans who display overly-friendly behaviour toward them or who take an “interest in their life circumstances that goes beyond normal … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—”Think Safety” the theme of this year’s travel advisory, say police, DWBS
The theme of this year's travel advisory is "Think Safety." As they issued their annual advisory for travel both inside and outside The Park, the police and the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) warned Animals to be "extra-vigilant" when interacting with Humans this holiday season. “As usual, be aware of your surroundings and be vigilant when interacting with Humans. But be aware that certain events that occurred this year in the Human … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—DWBS adds sensitivity to endangered species to annual safety advisory
The police and the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) have added a little something to their Winter travel advisory: the suggestion that we be sensitive to our endangered species. In their annual statement, which was issued today, they repeated the warning to Park residents to be "extra-vigilant" when interacting with the Human species during the holiday season, but they also emphasized that Humans are not the only species that can … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—2017 will be the year of the political book, say Park publishers
A slew of books dealing with politics and zoocracy is set to be released in 2017, according to the Association of Park Publishers (APP). Inspired by the upcoming celebration of zoocracy's thirty-fifth anniversary, some of The Park's most esteemed thinkers began toiling in secret a few years ago, setting down their analyses and ideas about Animal self-rule. Their work will be released in published form beginning in January. "This is … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2018—Winter Solstice 2018: The Park ushers in Winter with its biggest bash ever
The biggest bash in Park history is about to begin. The 2018 Celebration of the Winter Solstice kicks off at sunrise—7:48 to be exact—and will continue on, officially, until 3:00 in the morning on … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—The sun will rise and set on the Celebration of the Winter Solstice
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has announced the itinerary and lineup for the 2014 Celebration of the Winter Solstice. At a press conference last night, Aintza Kanariar, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Faramund Stinktier signs two-book deal with Prionailurus Press
Faramund Stinktier has signed a lucrative two-book deal with Prionailurus Press. The Reekabilly star, composer, and the most famous half of the SCENTient Beings duo announced yesterday that he has … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
