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Look what’s coming up this Spring!

March 21, 2016 By Fiona Lupu, TMD Events Reporter

Put this on your calendarSpring may not be busting out all over yet, but there’s plenty to look forward to in The Park. Put these events on your calendar:

March 29: The Park’s semi-annual “Shakeoff”
“If you have a coat, share it with those who don’t.”
Formerly the “Shake for Charity,” this semi-annual event aids those who have no coat. The Shakeoff also offers free grooming and refreshments to participants.

March 30: Tulip season
Yes, it’s that time of year already. But if you’re not yet prepared, stay tuned to The Mammalian Daily for some helpful tips in locating your favourite Springtime bulbs.

April 8-10: The Broop ‘n Miaow’s annual “Broopee Days”
Are you a Broopee? We’re all Broopees during the Broop ‘n Miaow’s annual Broopee Days! Try the super-specials in April and don’t forget the instant win contests!

April 15: Footpad Heaven Clearance Sale
Don’t be a slave to style! Even though it may be last year’s stock, FH’s Toepads, Footpads and other clearance accoutrement are brand new. Indulge yourself at half the price!

May 1: Toe-Hair Contest
We’ve been waiting all Winter and now we finally get to see who grew the longest and thickest toe-hairs. Have fun, argue about the outcome, and get inspired for next year!

May 5: Annual Park Mating Dance
The most important mating event in The Park. This year, organizers have partnered with gewper, the only scented social networking site. That should make finding the right mate simpler and quicker!

May 20: Anixi Agrarian Jubilee
Come celebrate Spring in The Park, as well as the cultivators, planters, growers, and farmers who will produce the Summer and Autumn bounty!

May 30: Otter Mud Slide Opens
Slip and slide your way to fun in The Park. There’s no doubt: you “otter” do it!

May 31: The Fowl Ball
The most important event in The Park’s Spring social season, this charity gala raises funds to aid The Park’s Avian Community. It’s also a great opportunity for Park Animals to show off their new coats and Spring finery!

Filed Under: Breaking News Tagged With: Spring events

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