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Wednesday Rewind: Controversial new “game” lets Animals experience capture, domestication

September 28, 2016 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Wednesday Rewind
Original Publication Date: 23 October 2014 

A new game that bills itself as “the extreme Animal experience” is being criticized by many, including some of The Park’s citizen aid and action associations.

The game, which is called Kokemus!, was created by KartalTechSolutions, S.A. in association with Geoffrrey’s Cat Entertainment. This is the first time that Geoffrey’s Cat Entertainment, best known for their award-winning film, Black Cats Can’t Jump, has ventured outside the world of film.

In a statement released today, leaders of the majority of The Park’s immigrant and refugee aid groups came down hard on the game, saying it “traumatized the young, caused and promoted fear, and made light of the real experiences suffered by Park Animals.”

Angus Deerhound, media relations representative for Runaway Rovers, a group that assists formerly domestic Canines, called the game “despicable” and suggested that it be outlawed as soon as possible.

“If the creators of this game knew anything about the situations they depict as fictional, they would never have produced such a thing. It is an insult to any Animal who has survived enforced domestication,” he said.

Inez Gallina, President of Home to Roost, echoed Deerhound’s sentiments this morning in an interview on CLucK Radio.

“They [the creators] must be heartless to suggest that it’s fun to put Animals through the kind of trauma that we see every day,” she said.

But Talia Katsikas, Founder and Director of the Working Wounded Performing Arts Company, praised the game.

“Anything that raises awareness of the plight of those who have experienced enforced domestication or suffered the pain and loneliness of immigration, is a positive thing, in my view. The more they play that game, the greater will be their understanding of many of our fellow citizens. We should all welcome any opportunity to spend some time in another Animal’s coat,” she said.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Wednesday Rewind Tagged With: capture, domestication, enforced domestication, wednesday rewind

Park to host first media circus this weekend

September 21, 2016 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Wednesday Rewind:
Original publication date: 29 July 2011

In an effort to acquaint citizens, residents, and visitors with the important work that they do, The Park’s various media outlets will host a circus this weekend at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre.

An open invitation, posted at the Wishing Well by Rodolfo van de Gier, President of the Association of Media Outlets of The Park (AMOP), encourages “all Animals who reside, frequent, or visit The Park,” to come out this weekend to meet the press.

“[We think that] all Animals should avail themselves of the opportunity to meet those of us who work in the media, especially the reporters. These are the Animals who struggle against seemingly insurmountable odds and who put their lives at risk every day to bring back accurate accountings of goings-on, both inside and outside The Park,” van de Gier said in an interview on PBC Radio this morning.

The two-day event is the first of its kind in The Park. Every Park newspaper, magazine, radio, and television station will be represented in some form. In addition, the AMOP president said, there will be “fun and games” for both young and old. These will include a chance to “play reporter” by covering your choice of a mock trial at the Court House, a disease outbreak at The Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm, or a play opening at the Burrow Theatre. Other mock events planned are hosting a radio interview, following a police chase, and rummaging through a celebrity Animal’s garbage.There will be many prizes awarded, as well, van de Gier said, and the top prize will be the chance to be interviewed on Toro Talk Radio by host Yannis Tavros.

For those who find the event so riveting that they are moved to make a career change, representatives of UWT’s Cuthbert School of Journalism will be on hand to explain just what is involved in training for a career in media.

Who: Representatives of all Park media outlets
What: Media Circus
Where: Ancient, Open-Air Theatre
When: July 30-31
Why: Meet the press, ask questions, learn about media, play reporter, have fun

Filed Under: Breaking News, Wednesday Rewind Tagged With: education, journalism, media, media circus

August, August: What a busy month!

August 31, 2016 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

cowcoffeeMillicent Hayberry “seriously considering” POPS bid: rumour

Cackling Goose coalition asks: Would we be safer without sod?

Park ART Walk 2016 partners with EQUALSS charity to celebrate the work of the striped and spotted

Tinamou nest found outside Park; eggs replaced with Bailey’s Ball

Gunnar Rotte tweets, then takes his case to the Archons

Weekend shocker: Gossip site says Rapper’s father is also his brother

A peek at Holstein Fashion’s “Creations from the EDAM Collection”

Cosmopolitan Pest Magazine poll finds PFO head Abeja liked, well-respected

Budget 2017: A year when words mean more than numbers

UWT group to Rotte: Learn how to do social experiments or leave them to us

PIFF 2016 sneak peek: Noon Nuttiness

Belles and Whistles to join lineup at Beats of Burden festival in September

PFO head Valentina Abeja: “Don’t hesitate! Pollinate!”

Park citizens not as politically savvy as in previous decades: UWT study

Filed Under: Breaking News

Starting in September, join us for our weekly Wednesday Rewind!

August 24, 2016 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

ПечатьAs of September, visitors to The Mammalian Daily’s main web site will be able to enjoy our Wednesday Rewind along with our Facebook and Twitter followers.

Every Wednesday, we’ll post an article from a bygone era. You’ll know it’s a Wednesday Rewind article when you see the symbol on this article.

So, enjoy your weekly blast from the past, compliments of The Mammalian Daily’s chief archivist. See you in September!

Filed Under: Breaking News, Wednesday Rewind Tagged With: Blast from the past, mammalian daily archives, wednesday rewind

It’s June! Here’s what happened in The Park during May’s days

June 1, 2016 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

RecapCornelio Lontra wins big at yesterday’s Toe-Hair Contest

Park Museum’s Flyball exhibition to open at noon on Sunday May 8

Mating Dance selfies posted on web by Humans: DWBS

Fowl Ball fully hatched: organizer touts mature event for 2016

Squeakeasy Tuesdays: Is it poetry or is it polemic?

Stand-alone education advocates use buttons to kick off new campaign

Farmers threaten to boycott Friday’s Agrarian Jubilee over food-finding apps

Eggie and The Pigs, Weather Makers, pull out of Anixi Agrarian Jubilee

Beasts of Burden surprise farmers, tech companies with offer of pub for meeting

Park Museum confirms basketball theft

Month Without Metaphor organizer: “We’re losing ground, minute by minute.”

Just For a Lark: Groomer offers non-Avians feathery makeovers for Fowl Ball

Memes of Production seize the Jubilee—and the day

Tabby Club accused of discrimination

University of West Terrier announces Commencement Day speaker

Filed Under: Breaking News, Economy and Business, Education, Media, Park Life, Politics/Law/Crime, The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

Poorwill Commoners no “fly-by-night” team: coach

August 2, 2012 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The coach of one of The Park’s most popular Avian teams has lashed out at critics who branded him “ineffectual” and his team “unworthy” of competing.

At a press conference held at dusk, Charles “Chuck” Nightjar, coach of the Poorwill Commoners, directly addressed the recent spate of criticism that has resulted in a call for his resignation and a complete overhaul of the team membership. In a speech aimed directly at the media, Nightjar countered accusations that he was ill-suited to lead the team and that the team was, somehow, “unstable” and unreliable.

The team has come under fire recently for being a no-show at several daytime training events and, more importantly, for allowing reservists to play in the regular season. The club has also been criticized for allowing members of other species to play for the team during hibernation season, when team members traditionally go into a state of torpor, and for allowing these players to train with the team during the regular season. Coach Nightjar has vigorously defended this policy, saying that all team members benefit from practice and that there is no way to compete during hibernation without bringing in team members from other species.

“The fact that we invite members of other species to play on our team [during hibernation season] in no way signals that we are less-than-serious competitors,” he stressed. “All our members are loyal to the team and focused on winning.”

The coach also took the opportunity to make a plea for fan restraint.

“We appreciate our fans. They’re very zealous…but they can be overly-zealous, too, sometimes,” he said, referring to a recent incident in which a group of passionate supporters painted their feathers and tails the colour of team members and flew out on a destructive nocturnal spree, trashing the nests of rival teams.

“This sort of thing has no place in sport,” Nightjar said.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Wednesday Rewind Tagged With: #WednesdayRewind

On This Day—August 1, 2011: Inktvis and Krake set to release new recording

August 1, 2011 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The popular Park duo, Inktvis and Krake, is set to release a new collection of tunes in the new year, according to a press release issued this morning by its recording company, Kefalopod Recordings.

In the statement, the company says the collection will include two instrumentals, as well the title song, 3 Hearts, 1 Head, which broke all Park records when it was released earlier this year as a digital download.

Filed Under: The Arts, Entertainment, and Culture

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