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Immigration rules to favour those with short lifespans
An investigation conducted by The Mammalian Daily has revealed that proposed changes to The Park’s open immigration policy include a plan to favour shorter-lived species for citizenship. The ideas for a new immigration policy form part of the "modernization initiative" that the 2013 Archons committed themselves to upon assuming office on … [Read More...]
It’s official: Beasts of Burden to kick off Agrarian Jubilee
BREAKING NEWS It's official: The Beasts of Burden will open The Park's annual Anixi Agrarian Jubilee tomorrow. The confirmation came late this afternoon in a short statement from the band's manager, Ignatius Herder: "The Beasts of Burden are pleased to announce that they have accepted the invitation to open The Park's annual Anixi Agrarian … [Read More...]
Critic’s Notebook: Impressed at the Feline fiction fest
From the Vault (Issue #116, 2007) It had been a long week here in your critic’s den and the thought of attending a festival dedicated to Feline fiction made me want to hiss, growl and, perhaps, even spit. But I had my assignment and my press badge and who was I, anyway, to argue with the powers that miaow? So, off I trotted (see how I … [Read More...]
Breaking News
Immigration rules to favour those with short lifespans
An investigation conducted by The Mammalian Daily has revealed that proposed changes to The Park’s open immigration policy include a plan to favour shorter-lived species for citizenship. The ideas for a new immigration policy form part of the "modernization initiative" that the 2013 Archons committed themselves to upon assuming office on … [Read More...]
Accolades for The Mammalian Daily
The Mammalian Daily Lightens The Morning Cup of Gloom
Accolades from Canadian Literary icon, Margaret Atwood.