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Third edition of Zoocracy guide hits shelves this week

November 1, 2011 By Éléonore Musaraigne, TMD Book Reviewer


This new guide to our government will prove useful to newcomers and established residents alike.

The third edition of Anticipatory Zoocracy For All, a simple and informative guide to the principles of our form of government, has arrived in bookstores throughout The Park.

This updated edition includes information on the most recent decisions made by the current set of  Archons, including those involving calendar harmonization. A separate section on the currency amalgamation debate will prove valuable to newcomers as well as to those who have not followed the debate closely over the last several years.

Several copies of the guide, which sells for 13.50 Ftoo per copy, will be made available in The Park Library, said a spokesAnimal for the publishers, Birch Bark Books.  In addition, the publishers have committed to providing copies to the libraries of The Park’s institutions of higher learning.

Filed Under: Book Reviews, Breaking News, Education, Park Life, Politics/Law/Crime

New survey finds Park Animals fear the extinction of their species

October 29, 2011 By TMD Reporters

A new survey conducted by The Park’s Department of Well-Being and Safety indicates that species extinction is one of Park Animals’ greatest fears.

The fear that their kind will be wiped out within the next few decades topped a list of anxieties that included, among other problems, Small Ball Fever, Human encroachment on The Park, flood, famine, and loss of distinctive markings.

The Mammalian Daily plans a full investigation of the findings in the coming weeks.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life

Quiz week continues!

October 25, 2011 By TMD Reporters

Jor, The Park’s first leader, strongly believed that education would bring security and prosperity to The Park.  Take our quiz and find out what you know about Park educational institutions.

Educational Institutions in The Park Quiz

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life

How much do you know about Park life?

October 21, 2011 By TMD Reporters

It’s quiz week at The Mammalian Daily!  Try today’s quick quiz and find out how much you know about commercial life in The Park:

Commercial Life in The Park

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life

Take our quiz!

October 19, 2011 By Sigrún Maur, TMD Political Affairs Reporter

Park ArchonsA new survey indicates that 37% of Park Animals do not know how their government works.

Click on the Archons at the left to take our quiz and see how much you know!

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life, Politics/Law/Crime

Park Post office unveils historical stamps

October 7, 2011 By TMD Reporters

The Park Post Office has unveiled its new set of historical stamps. The stamps will go on sale on November 1 and will be available at the Post Office building as well as at selected retailers throughout The Park.

 

Jor, The Park's First Leader
Commemorating Jor, The Park’s First Leader
The Archons of Zoocracy
Lion Cave Painting
Celebrating the Discovery of Cave Paintings in The Park

The creation of Media in The Park
The University of West Terrier
Celebrating The Park’s Annual Feline Fiction Fest

PIFF 5
PIFF Turns Five
Park Animal Happiness
Park Animal Happiness

 

 

Filed Under: Breaking News, Economy and Business, Park Life

Park to host first media circus this weekend

July 29, 2011 By Juho Morsk, TMD Media Reporter

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Filed Under: Breaking News, Media, Park Life

Park ART Walk

July 23, 2011 By TMD Reporters

Save the date!

The organizers of the 5th annual Park ART Walk (PAW) remind you that this year’s event will take place on Saturday, August 13, 2011 between 10:00 am and 7:00 pm.

The Park ART Walk is a one-day, juried art exhibition that showcases the artistic expression of Park residents.  PAW showings will take place at participating art galleries, retail establishments, and at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre.

This year’s jury will include curators from the Ewe and Moo and Knochen Kunst Galleries.

Don’t forget!

Park ART Walk
Saturday, August 13, 2011
10am-7pm 

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The Park ART Walk wishes to thank its sponsors:

The Nutbar

 

Footpad Heaven

 

LeTwiggery

 

Amoltrud’s Aesthetics

 

 

Filed Under: Park Life

New conclusions confirm old theories: sighs matter!

July 18, 2011 By Keelin Gabhar, TMD Health and Science Reporter

Sighs matter!

Such is the opinion of researchers at the University of West Terrier’s School of Medicine, after they analyzed data from three extensive surveys of Animal morbidity and mortality.

The team of investigators, whose medical specialties include cardiology, trichology, neurology, and gastroenterology, examined the health outcomes of twenty-eight species of Animals in The Park. The results of the retrospective study will appear in their entirety this Autumn in the prestigious journal, Sanitas.

“This study is the first of its kind to examine sighs as a marker for disease,” said Dr. Adelaide Antelope, who heads the group of researchers.

A total number of four hundred and twenty-five Animals participated in the survey, which were conducted at UWT over a fifteen-year period. Although previous generations of physicians believed sighs to be of diagnostic and prognostic significance, that theory had fallen out of fashion by the year 8 AZ.

“Even though we continued to note sighs in the history-taking,” Dr. Antelope said, “the significance was more as an attendant behaviour rather than as a sign of more serious disease.”

According to Dr. Yazmina Yak, a senior member of the research team, sighs became an issue in the study when one particular investigator noted the frequency with which the term, “idiopathic exhalation” was used in the description of the mental state of patients who were found to suffer from serious illness.

Also among the group’s findings Dr. Antelope says, is a correlation between sighing and dying (see Figure 1 below).

“When we took a closer look at the outcomes of the sighers, we were astonished by what appeared to be an almost direct relationship,” he said.

Indeed, the study showed that Animals who presented with sighs and at least two other disease symptoms stood a seventy-two per cent greater chance of having an illness that could trigger death.

That statistic alone, says the research group, is enough to make any Animal sigh.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Health and Medicine, Park Life

Popular Park restaurant shut down by health inspectors

October 9, 2009 By TMD Reporters

ClosedThe popular Park restaurant, The Compost Heap, was shut down by health inspectors early this morning after several of its patrons fell ill on Tuesday.

Seven Animals, who describe themselves as “regulars” at the 24-hour eating establishment, reported feeling “violently ill” and were taken, separately, by the Elephant Emergency Brigade (EEB) to the Park Hospital. All were treated for gastrointestinal problems. Two Animals remain in hospital, while the other five have returned to their abodes.

According to Inspector Konrad Eule, head of The Park’s Commercial Food Safety Bureau (CFSB), the Animals fell ill several hours after ingesting food served at the restaurant. Inspector Eule said his agency, which has close ties to The Park’s Department of Well-Being and Safety, is treating the incident as a food safety issue unless it uncovers evidence of suspicious or criminal activity.

“We are currently investigating with regard to food preparation and storage, but we have sent samples to the laboratory for testing and we are on alert for signs of tampering,” he said at a press conference held this morning. He dismissed rumours that chemicals were found in the food and criticized such statements as “inflammatory and, generally, unhelpful.”

At the press conference, the restaurant’s manager, Winifred D. Raccoon, reading from a prepared statement, said that the restaurant “values its clientele beyond measure” and will do everything in its power to ensure that its food is safe. The restaurant’s owner, Gilbert Bartholomew Ratte, was not available for comment.

Asked whether the incident would affect The Park’s upcoming food festivals and other celebrations, the Inspector said he did not believe there was any reason to delay any events “unless and until we receive results that would prompt such action.” He warned, however, that even though most food establishments adhere to The Park’s strict safety code, Animals should always be vigilant when eating away from home.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Park Life

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