Come one. Come all. Come early. And be prepared for long lineups and security at the door. But, remember, there’ll also be treats. And music.
That is what manager Adamma Bandicoot has been telling her clientele for the past few weeks when they’ve asked about the shop’s annual clearance sale.
Even though they’ll be selling last year’s stock, as they always do at this annual sale, Bandicoot says she’s sure they’ll sell out early this year.
“We’ve got prime stock for sale, and even though it’s technically last year’s, it’s brand new and some of the most coveted items we’ve ever sold,” she says.
Bandicoot, who traces her ancestry back to the shop’s founder, sculptor Josiah Bandicoot, is particularly proud of the line from Holstein Fashion. That includes some of the designs that were seen in the fashion show last year during Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM), as well as their regular line of paw coverings and stick-on striped and spotted toe pads. There are also a few items for sale from the collection honouring Zuberi Tembo, the Endeka Elephant Band’s late bassist. Bandicoot says she held back a few things from each collection just for this sale, but she warns that making them yours will take some time and patience.
If that’s not for you, there will be an express line for FP’s signature toepads and other accoutrement for which the shop is famous.
“We like to think w have something for every Animal,” Bandicoot says. “After all, we’re in the business of making our customers happy.”
Who: Footpad Heaven
What: Annual Clearance Sale
When: April 15, 7:00 a.m until closing time


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