Mammalian Daily Exclusive
A source close to Park Police has confirmed to The Mammalian Daily that our collective policing and peacekeeping forces are gearing up for what could be a major disruption this afternoon, when the Archons and The Park Finance Office deliver their annual Account of the State of the Park.
In a communication dated October 26, the source cited what she referred to as “troop movements,” meaning that various police and peacekeeping groups were readying themselves for the possibility of dealing with discontent and violence at the Account. That discontent, in large part due to the unpopularity of the 2015 budget, could boil over and become dangerously violent.
For that reason, the Does of Peace, The Park’s newest peacekeeping group, have invited the few Doves of Peace who have remained in The Park to join them at the event. Also called in, according to our source, were Guard Dog reservists and retired members of the Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS).
“The mission is to keep the peace,” said the source’s communication. “Animals will be free to express themselves verbally but not physically and the ‘No Biting’ rule will be maintained by all members of the police force.”
Park Police had no comment when contacted regarding the event.