BREAKING NEWS
Noreen will deliver the 2015 commencement address at the University of West Terrier on June 1, it was announced today.
The President and Governors of the University made the announcement on the university’s web site this morning.
A spokesAnimal for the university said they were “thrilled” that Noreen had agreed to deliver the address.
“We are cognizant of how busy she is and we didn’t wish to burden her in any way,” the spokesAnimal said. “But Noreen is a shining example of the kind of accomplishment that zoocracy has made possible for all Park Animals. We want our graduating class to benefit by hearing her speak about her life and her experiences.”
The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and UWT adjunct professor of Human Studies is expected to talk more about her earlier life than about her work at the university.
Read the announcement here.


The chief organizer of the third annual Month Without Metaphor says we’re losing ground in the fight against the unncessary embellishment of the news.
Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon usually keeps to himself, but this weekend we’ll be seeing his image everywhere, if a new pro-education group has its way.
BREAKING NEWS: Noreen has been nominated for a Chitter Radio Literary Award.
Five years after The Park’s first media circus, the new director of Month Without Metaphor is about to “revise and remake” the event for a different purpose.
THE FIERCE URGENCY OF MIAOW




