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Historian and author Pieter N. Paard to speak at Sunday’s UWT Open House

January 27, 2017 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

UWT COATThe President and Governors of the University of West Terrier have announced that Pieter N. Paard will speak at the University’s annual Open House on January 29, 2017.

Paard, a UWT professor of history, is the author of several books, including From Slavery to Freedom: A History of Pack Animals and, most recently, The Fierce Urgency of Miaow: Jor and the Feline Roots of Zoocracy (February release). Pieter Paard has also appeared on Yannis Tavros’s Toro Talk Radio show and is a member of The Mammalian Daily’s Groundhog Day commentating crew.

Paard will talk about his research on the organic roots of zoocracy and the place of Animal self-rule in the wider world.

Read the university’s full announcement here.


Annual Open House • 29 January 2017
Snacks, beverages, and brochures will be available from 12:00 until 20:30

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Park Life Tagged With: education, history of zoocracy, Open House, University of West Terrier

Prestigious prize goes to UWT professor for pioneering work on harrumphocytes

November 28, 2016 By Keelin Gabhar, TMD Health and Science Reporter

UWT COATDr. Jagger Zebu, Professor of Mammalian Medicine at the University of West Terrier’s School of Medicine has been awarded the prestigious Eureka Prize, it was announced today.

The announcement came in a statement issued this morning by the editorial board of the scientific journal Eureka. The board, which awards the prize annually for “pioneering research and innovative experimentation,” called Dr. Zebu a “a meticulous scientist and a pioneer in harrumphocyte research.”

Dr. Zebu, whose name appeared earlier this month on Eureka’s  “Seventeen to Watch in 2017” list, led a team of researchers who were the first to pinpoint the location of harrumphocytes in Mammals.  Harrumphocytes are the cells that are believed to be responsible for producing feelings of primary apathy and secondary negativity in Mammals.

When the research was published in March of this year, Dr. Zebu said he believed the breakthrough would offer a “much-improved” life to Mammals who suffer from harrumphocyte imbalance.

Although Dr. Zebu has not commented on the award, the Board of Governors of the University of West Terrier posted a congratulatory message on the university’s web site this morning.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Health and Medicine, Park Life, Whoa! Braking News Tagged With: harrumphocytes, medicine, University of West Terrier

Noreen to chair UWT forum on effects of Human architecture on other Animals

September 22, 2016 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

Official NoreenThe President and Governors of the University of West Terrier announced today that Noreen will chair a forum on the effects of Human architecture on the lives of other Animals. The forum, which will be hosted by the UWT School of Architecture, will take place on the university’s campus on October 8 and 9.

The university called the Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human studies the “perfect choice” to chair the discussion because “her abilities as a mediator and as a researcher are exceptional.”

Participants in the forum will include faculty members of the UWT School of Architecture as well as faculty of the Schools of Medicine and Economics and Social Science. In addition, the university has invited community architects and professionals working in the fields of physical and mental health and well-being to share their knowledge and expertise.

Read the university’s full announcement here.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Noreen, Park Life Tagged With: effects of Human architecture on other Animals, Human architecture, Noreen, University of West Terrier

UWT group to Rotte: Learn how to do social experiments or leave them to us

August 22, 2016 By Marikit Kuneho, TMD Park Life Reporter

UWT COAT

As Gunnar Rotte ended his sojourn at The Park Jail on Friday, a group of University of West Terrier professors was joining forces to lecture The Rodent Commoner journalist on the ethics of conducting his so-called social experiment.

Rotte, who was arrested for disturbing the peace and jailed for inciting violence at The Park’s Stereotype Sunday on August 14, was freed on bail on Friday. He claims that he attended the event dressed as a Skunk as part of a “social experiment” to determine which Animal’s life was easier: that of a Rat or that of a Skunk.

The reporter, who began a second career last November as a counsellor at The Park’s Extinction Anxiety Clinic, rose to fame in December 2014, when he published an editorial contending that his own species suffered more but received far less sympathy than striped and spotted Animals. Since then, he has made it part of his mission to enlighten Park citizenry about the lives of Rats and other Rodents.

But the UWT group, which includes Chief of Research at the UWT Medical College Simone Gibbon, psychologist Hume. T. Goat, Milada J. Goose, head of the Honking Hollow Laboratory, and Magnus P. Marmoset, who holds the Simian Chair in Political Philosophy, among others, thinks Rotte should go back to school first and learn how to conduct an experiment properly. Or, better yet, leave the social experiments to them.

In a statement released this morning, the group praises Rotte for his passion, but calls on him to leave the academic studies to those who know how to conduct them.

“While we understand your passion and your position, we implore you to think twice before embarking on something that could benefit few, but hurt many,” the statement concludes.

Rotte has not commented on the group’s statement as of yet.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Park Life, Politics/Law/Crime Tagged With: Gunnar Rotte, Skunks vs Rats, social experiments, University of West Terrier

University of West Terrier announces Commencement Day speaker

May 30, 2016 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

UWT COATHermione Hippo will deliver the 2016 commencement address at the University of West Terrier on June 1, it was announced today.

The President and Governors of the University made the announcement on the UWT web site this morning.

A spokesAnimal for the university said they were “deeply touched” that Hermione was willing to give of her time to address the school’s graduating students.

“She is a very busy professional and academic and even though she was our first choice for 2016, we realized she may not have the time to prepare a speech. But, true to her nature, Hermione dove in and tackled the job with her usual gusto. We very much look forward to hearing her speak on Wednesday.”

The assistant professor in the UWT School of Medicine and head nurse at the Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm is expected to speak on the topic of nutrition and mental health.

Read the full announcement, along with a short biography of Hermione Hippo, here.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Park Life Tagged With: Hermione Hippo, university commencement day speaker, University of West Terrier

Have your say! Who should deliver the 2016 UWT commencement address?

May 14, 2016 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier want to hear from you! Which Animal would you choose to deliver the 2016 commencement address?

Make your choice from among the ten candidates listed in the poll below or feel free to write in your own suggestion beside the “Other” box.

Please note: The poll closes May 21, 2016. Vote now!

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Park Life Tagged With: commencement address, University of West Terrier

UWT receives funds for new study of premature awakening from hibernation

January 31, 2016 By Keelin Gabhar, TMD Health and Science Reporter

UWT COATThanks to an anonymous donor, the University of West Terrier will be able to fund a third study into the causes of premature awakening from hibernation.

In an announcement on the University’s web site, the President and Governors thanked the “anonymous donor whose generosity and empathy knows no bounds.”

“The University is deeply grateful for the funding and wishes to thank the anonymous donor whose generosity and empathy knows no bounds. We are confident that your generous donation will save countless lives and your effort on behalf of hibernators will become a shining example of the power of interspecial caring,” the announcement said.

The donation, which came via the Foundation for the Study of Premature Awakening will fund a thirty-six-month project. The project leaders and venues have yet to be announced, but it is believed that the bulk of the research will be done at the University’s School of Medicine.

The University’s full announcement can be read here.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Health and Medicine Tagged With: #GroundhogDay, #medical research, hibernation, University of West Terrier

OTD in 2016—ASIS head to replace Mink at UWT event

January 21, 2016 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

ASIS HeadC. Astrid H. Ant, Head of The Park’s Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS), will replace Chief Archon Raymond H. Mink as speaker at the 2016 University of West Terrier Open House on January 29, it was announced today.

Mink bowed out of the speaking engagement on January 17, a day after he was sworn in as 2016 Chief Archon, explaining that he felt his focus should be on governing at this time.

In a brief statement that appeared on the university’s web site, the UWT President and Governors thanked Ant for accepting the invitation “on such short notice.”

The ASIS head, who is perhaps best known for her leadership of the brilliant team that prevented the destruction of an entire Ant colony, will be speaking about the rôle that higher education plays in investigative police work and in the maintenance of interspecial harmony in general.

The university’s full announcement about the Open House appears on its web site.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Park Life Tagged With: higher education, interspecial harmony, Park #police, Park politics, University of West Terrier

Noreen to deliver commencement address at University of West Terrier

May 26, 2015 By Nienke Varken, TMD Education Reporter

UWT COATBREAKING NEWS

Noreen will deliver the 2015 commencement address at the University of West Terrier on June 1, it was announced today.

The President and Governors of the University made the announcement on the university’s web site this morning.

A spokesAnimal for the university said they were “thrilled” that Noreen had agreed to deliver the address.

“We are cognizant of how busy she is and we didn’t wish to burden her in any way,” the spokesAnimal said. “But Noreen is a shining example of the kind of accomplishment that zoocracy has made possible for all Park Animals. We want our graduating class to benefit by hearing her speak about her life and her experiences.”

The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and UWT adjunct professor of Human Studies is expected to talk more about her earlier life than about her work at the university.

Read the announcement here.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education Tagged With: commencement address, graduating class, University of West Terrier

Noreen joins Twitter: @talkswithnoreen

April 17, 2014 By Juho Morsk, TMD Media Reporter

Noreen on TwitterBREAKING NEWS

Attention Park residents, Avians and non-Avians alike: stay tuned because some important tweets are coming your way.

Noreen has joined Twitter.

The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and Adjunct Professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier confirmed today that she has opened a Twitter account and intends to start using it “in the near future.”

In an open letter to her fellow journalists, her colleagues at UWT, and to her potential followers on Twitter, Noreen wrote:

It gives me great pleasure to announce that I have found another way to communicate with you, my fellow Park residents. I have joined Twitter! From now on, I will be able to share my great knowledge of Humans with you easily and quickly. I look forward to enjoying a lively conversation with you and I invite you to tweet your questions to me at any time. Now, let the conversation begin!

Noreen is also at work on a book, which will be published this Autumn.

Filed Under: Breaking News, Education, Media, Park Life Tagged With: advice columnist, Twitter, University of West Terrier

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